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aquamarin Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Quite literally a CAKEwalk compared to hurpadurp chapter 7. Ch 8: Saving childhood girlfriend FOR REAL Spoiler and I shall impregnate it! And you better keep her alive. You will know I am the LORD when I lay my VENGEANCE upon you. Duh, it's hard to not like Lilina. This inhuman bastard would murder a cute, pure girl! Even Hell has no place for him. Papa said I shouldn't talk to strange MEN! Suddenly, MerliRoll PRECISELY, I think this man might be acceptable. kinky The Muttonhead Rebellion [Turn 1] Sue please A cinch in Legance's muttonhead plan Don't worry, I somehow CAN! [Turn 2] This ain't no Marcus. Marcus has a Ph.D in baking exp. [Turn 3] Uh, he does rampage from time to time though.[Turn 4] SUE PLEASE [Turn 5] Return of DOROZI BASED PET For once, we have ALLIED trolleinforcements! One of them is a cute pink-hair girl no less! My chickmagnet so strong. Bors's Sister Can't Be This Cute [Turn 6] Wendy, why must you choose the path of an Ostian thwomp. Those... specs...[Turn 8] At least he's faster? [Turn 9] Typical MEN performance Shanna <3 Marcthulhus says stats are overrated Lightning beams. Pew Pew All skill no brawn [Turn 10] Lilina will like this. meh Elen Typical day for a thwomp: doing NOTHING Hey baby! DOROZI [Turn 11] Almost perfect GAL level Hellow thieves~ Those 2 chests are for you! We will NEVER jump on you or take your lockpicks! [Turn 12] MISSION COMPLETE Not even Marcthulhus is immune to the Lilina's deredere powers Here's delicious exp to celebrate your return! No thieves were harmed during the production of this footage. Threesome of thieves You are subconsciously attracted to me. I get to steal hearts, lives, and lockpicks, not you. With a hint of anarchism?! Bitches be maaad Government 101♪ We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning. Ah, of course, childhood traumas. Would you like a hug? Word. She's a difficult case. D'aww. I think I can heal her heart with a bit more time. No worries. Like a moth to a fire, she will be back in my arms soon. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 17, 2014 Author Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) I actually like Cath, sue me haters. Ch 8.2: Lilina... Spoiler [Turn 13] My 'pleasure' Don't ask me where I've been hiding this. Now with 30% more DOROZI SMASH and PMS Sue! [Turn 14] Okay but you can be better, right? Fastest relationship ever. More like preexisting? (Lilina-Roy C support) Maybe Wendy HA HA HA [Turn 16] Is this some poor excuse to backstab us? Now that's a backstab. Too bad it was way too obvious! [Turn 17] Eliwood could have dodged that in his sickbed. My bite is worse than my bark How do people dodge while sitting on a big cushioned chair?!! Let's gamble. I call heads. MEN... Typical thwomp combat: NOTHING happens. For better or worse, Barth hopes to win by breaking their swords. [Turn 18] Blessed be Anna [Turn 19] p0rn? Now that's my girl! Trading blows like a MAN [Turn 20] Pew pew potshots. What has she ever done to you?! You muttonheaded trend-following sheepling! Beware the cute ones *censored* (Lilina roasts Legance alive, armor and all) Without LOVE it cannot be seen! Faster! Dominatrix Shanna. DO WANT DELICIOUS MORSEL [Turn 21] Perfect for proposing to Lilina, Clarine, or Elen. lol DOROZI Dammit Sue [Turn 22] At least she has no competition for that Knight Crest HA HA HA If only there were a strong woman who could wield this... [Turn 23] Beauty and the BEAST (Clarine-Dorothy C support) [Turn 24] Glarghgu Eeehhe [Turn 26] this girl will serve as my handicap [Turn 27] Yay Mmoooo Uh about that She doesn't know... あああああああああ If only I had a horse, I could have moved 8 spaces like Marcus... Maybe I should have spent less turns nomming those reinforcement exp... Steel Lady Lilina Those ellipses tell me otherwise... Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 (edited) Marcus(es) have retired for the greater good! Ch 8x:Roland's massive flaming schwartz Spoiler For once, let's get somewhere BEFORE Bern. The dangerous spots were pretty obvious lol. Typical bandit IQ. Flaming cleavage? Wait, I just realized all my girls are flat! Should I be happy or sad... I think the real reason is that there's no portrait for sad faces... D'aww <3. Sounds like your childhood waifu conditioning was very successful Sounds eerily similar to what my father screams while working out his pitiful arms. A man raises his sword high and creates life. A METAPHOR EXP FEAST [Turn 2] Off to a great start! Perhaps Shanna needs more room to grow? [Turn 3] Forget Marcus. Bow before our new goddess: DOMINATRIX SHANNA [Turn 4] Why did I think a MAN was useful? Perhaps this is why Ostia is a mess... These mages are not moving and trying to get us to stand on those lava geysers. How cute. lol Elen Sue, I know you want to be the best GIRL, but I am fine with your arms getting a bit thicker. I am so awesome that bathing in lava doesn't kill me. [Turn 5] Amazing how fast pets grow. [Turn 6] Fire affinity bros [Turn 7] HA HA HA HA HA HA You amuse me, DOROZI [Turn 8] Finally, something acceptable! Flying Marcus Super Deluxe ShotaGirl Edition - functions while FERRYING! [Turn 9] So slooow. Perhaps leaving bow girls with Wendy was a bad idea. [Turn 10] These guys not moving either. Bandit strats so sneaky. Wendy finally remembers that she's wearing ARMOR and gains defense. [Turn 11] As for this guy... maybe he's too hip to be near the HOT geysers. One day, Lilina will roast every enemy with one 69 damage Fire ball. [Turn 12] I am a well-rounded Renaissance man. [Turn 13] Shouldn't we be asking that? [Turn 14] This guy thinks he got some skillz and speedz, but we have Shanna the goddess of shortskirt combat! FIGHT ME YOU SHIELD USING WUSS OHO, if this guy uses his gigantic overcompensating blade, Shanna could double with silver lance. AHAHA HE FELL FOR IT. Have a sword in your groin for your troubles. [Turn 15] Master of tactics! [Turn 16] It's good that you CAN roast people, but those fireballs gotta hit'em first... eeeeeh The day Elen gains defense, I'll be gay. Training dat sword arm [Turn 17] She seeks the comfort of my arms once again. So soon! "as soon as I saw this girl." lol... Shanna stop stealing other girls' growth Believe it or not, our whole virgin team has no such 'experience' So he was compensating for that... I am the closest to A rank in sword right now. Just need to promote... Are you implying I can't promote soon?!! He kills little girls! Not that you are much better... R A P E! GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM ME! Hate to admit it, but this bishie dude saved me from imminent assraep Our triple Aircalibur might Badass Just a sidekick ...damn, Cecilia is his next 'hump hump hump' target. Yes, thank you for saving my ass. As expected from my woman teacher Batman Surely you didn't want to just see me. of waifs so much lust in her eyes Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted February 22, 2014 Author Share Posted February 22, 2014 Post Lycia Campaign Status Report Name Level: HP | S/M Skl Spd Lck Def Res0. Roy 16.16: 27(-3) | 13(+2) 12 11(-2) 17(+1) 8 4Despite how much he contributed (those early Str helped), his current stats are a bit below average. Only after heavy feeding first 3 chapters, Roy became Deke-lite with less HP, less con, and more levels. Most helpful trait: can use Armorslayer like Marcus.1. Elen 14.17: 21 | 6 11 12(+2) 17 0 13All those meeeeh levels, and she's... faster than average. She had more HP+Def than Clarine for a long time - being able to tank random stuff with her face. The first guiding ring will probably go to her ONLY for the novelty of having an Aureola user.2. Shanna 16/2.39: 35(+3, +7 from robe) | 13(+1) 19 23 13(-4) 10 14(+2)The star of the harem brigade. Angel of chapter fuckin 7 (dat diversion!). Bringer of miracles. Doubles mercenaries and fears nothing. The only chapter she did little was chapter 5 (axes and nomads). Somehow, she often had just enough Str to ORKO a lot of things with silver/Gant lance. Good thing she took most of the good levels, since this run could have screeched to a halt without her. The WHIP arrives with perfect timing just as the two old men are retiring. Note that she's being compared to 20/2 averages!3. Clarine 8.18: 19(+1) | 5(+1) 9(+1) 11(-1.5) 14(+1) 2 8She heals and has a horse! But... gets 1-shot by almost anything physical. Like a rebel, she first insisted on gaining more magic and skill. Thankfully, after too many close calls, she decides to gain HP and speed. Dammit Clarine!4. Dorothy 14.34: 27(-1) | 13(+2.5) 11 9(-2) 3(-4) 6 2(-2)DA MANLY ARCHER. Girl(?), how are your arms as thick as level 16 Roy? Wait til she OHKO's fliers with short bow. Likes to tank stuff with her manly face. Gain some speed though, k thx.5. Sue 14.60: 25 | 8(-1) 18(+4) 16 13(+2.5) 5(-1) 1(-1)DA WOMANLY ARCHER. Randomly vents her PMS-fueled rage by overkilling mooks. Gain some strength though, k thx.6. Lilina 9.92: 19 | 13(+2) 8(+1) 9(+2) 8 2 7(-3)Magical Moe Hector. Can hit stuff somehow because anima magic has BS accuracy. Hopefully she will keep up that speed surplus.7. Wendy 5.55: 23 | 5 4 6(+1) 8 9 1Tagging along just because there's space. Might be used if she's super blessed, since no knight crest competition HAHAHA. Oh, and she has CON to wield some axes LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted March 11, 2014 Author Share Posted March 11, 2014 (edited) Fir and mucho levels Ch 9: Scott must die Spoiler We go find that myrmidon girl in Western Isles. Just as planned. Chou aniki, spare my ass as it's not my policy to acquaint men. WEAKSAUCE king Perceval respect++ It'd certainly be nice to have a sage blowing up stuff left and right! w-wait whaaat? There goes two good women.[Turn 2] Fir so gullible. skinny pfft Sounds familiar? I'd take pretty girls over swords any day, idiots[Turn 3] Impressive, cool beard spy That's LEVEL 1?!! You gotta be kidding me. Comparison: World ain't fair. ⑨ Chad, the little thief who could Come stab yourselves on Shanna and me in single file![Turn 6] Sweetie, no one in this army can walk on water! What the man said. It's a surprise you are still a virgin. Nyeeeh agrhgh Lilina, this is bad time to crit! Dodged a bullet there, sheeesh DOROZI continues to not grow faster.[Turn 7] 10/10/10 OUTSMARTED[Turn 8] Sue finds herself a slave, kinky[Turn 9] All luck no skill[Turn 10] Wendy gets her obligatory kill for the chapter... wat? So much for the initial expectation[Turn 11] Also all luck no skill Forgiven[Turn 12] Sounds like a PARADISE eeh... Bought Fire, Staves, Torch, and Iron Swords Elen are you ok? Dumbasses[Turn 13] One day she will learn that power ain't everything[Turn 14] Weaklings Got what matters![Turn 15] beard spy being fabulous Is she bipolar?[Turn 17] Oh cut it He will go down... eventually Meh[Turn 18] It's ok irrelevant relevant[Turn 19] I'm bored. Let's do some MATH. Every turn, Shanna does 8, and Scott recovers 4. Scott will reach 7 HP after (39-7)/(8-4) = 8 Shannas, which would occur on turn 27!!! SEE YA THEN WELP.[Turns gjiopfdag] CLUTCH SHANNA [Turn 25] MIRACLE SHANNA the guardian OF LOVE and FRIENDSHIP Ah, she calmed down, phew. Either the bandits deduced our movement or there's a MOLE in the Etrurian courts working with the bandits. Considering what evidence we have so far of bandit intelligence, only the latter is likely. Then who is the Etrurian mole? The mole wants me killed, perhaps associated with Bern. Roashmuck and Arcarf or something who sent me here are suspicious. Hmm, I need more information. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted March 22, 2014 Author Share Posted March 22, 2014 (edited) Easiest chapter of the game for sure Ch 10: Rabid fangirl joins the party Spoiler lol sure. Last time I saw someone WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE him, I had to seize an entire goddamn castle. Creepy old assholes I saw that coming. GJ idiot Merlinus. such as women![Turn 1] not a surprise Just a nuisance[Turn 2] myeh Shanna tanks ballista and gives no fuck[Turn 3] lol dumbasses. No one's guarding the ballista... Typical Chad[Turn 4] She will become a good frontline tank AMAZING as always No pun... intended?[Turn 5] Defective killer weapons strike again! x2 So much skillz (yet no crit...) Holy shiet! I CAN SWIM? lol Chad DOROZI is faster? About time![Turn 6] Wendy's chapterly kill ritual Lilina such a (cute) brute with no skill Eh Not the village girls! Gonzales is a better man than you will ever be. At least he understands the value of women.[Turn 7] Yo, hands off those exp lumps. A DISCIPLE OF CATHISM?! ... Not surprised your crew got wiped by some scrubs More poorly aimed fireballs of doom![Turn 9] Better than nothi... DAMMIT I'd like to see her dance for me too. It's nice to see you being so lovely and pure, but must I compete with HIM for your attention? :S[Turn 10] Maybe you do deserve a ring from me. HAHA You'll regret calling Shanna pathetic! eeh Now, let's keep doing that without getting hit.[Turn 11] Nice feminine level Lilina and her lack of skill DOROZI SMASH DIRTY OLD CREEP. Never suck life from my girls again![Turn 12] Clarine hates speed And the reason is pretty obvious by now... What's in that shiny, smooth boulder on your neck, Merlinus? Time for lap dance of gratitude? Do I have rabid fangirls already?! Merlinus-blockTM Just as I deduced. Those obviously villainous bastards! Hmm... why are all my enemies either bandits or underhanded bastards? How convenient. *Everything below shoulders censored* Merlinus-blockTM redux Durandal-lite Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rah Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) Lol. I never noticed that the Hero sprite looks like he's blocking when he dodges. Interesting team as well. Will keep watching. Edited March 24, 2014 by Rah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Towns to visit, 2 enemies to recruit, 1 NPC to recruit, keeping NPC's safe, shopping, MY GOODNESS Ch 11: Echidna the BROest woman ever Spoiler I-it's not like I need her help or anything. Hide yo kids, hide yo waifus - Bishop Or*lo wants some action! "Your princess is in another castle!" Of course, the evil advisor who's pitting us against bandits and the government is behind evil assassinations. Merlinus stating the obvious. We are allies of justice and women![Turn 1] yuri is fine too Shanna gives Lilina and I some much needed private time so that we can reach A in our relationship ... Oh, she already likes some guy ... He bows to evil Rapeface though![Turn 2] Just 1 more level to promotion[Turn 3] The Wendy Ritual continues Eh whatever, she's already too good.[Turn 4] They just can't leave us alone huh? Should bring Fir over to mop these guys up.[Turn 5] Uoo, what's up with you today, Lilina. Your reward <3 Wendy rituals (not) really paying off Merlinus reminds us how thickheaded he is by refusing a RESTORE deal Some generic male villager with generic dialogue not even worthy of screen time Or*lO sends out pedobears to villages This is how all religious men think. Tate, huh? She shall be mine. Must be Clarine's brother Time for Fir to become FABULOUS like Shanna![Turn 6] Thank god this guy didn't get to attack even once How romantic Most nobles are fat and have no muscles indeed. *CRITICAL HIT* Ally secured CUUUT CUUUT, save the rest for later. We confiscate Or*lO's sexual assault weapon #1 Run for your life Or*lO! This slightly less generic bandit knows what he's talking about.[Turn 7] c*ckblocking bandits since Ch. 1 Fir's now a ninja Elen buys material for her upcoming wardrobe upgrade (lightning, heal) We receive $$ for saving a kid from Or*lO's horny smelly feet. (5000) Oh dear, there's a love triangle around Klain. Crap, something tells me these (dumb) goons have to live![Turn 8] The length I'd go to save these scrubs sickens myself MAI GAWD, that's a STRONG INDEPENDENT female HERO!!! What a BRO(?) so fast, so strong, and uses AXES Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted April 18, 2014 Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Ch 11.2: Many more allies and training [Turn 9] Men are foolish. Good thing you understand, girl. (Lilina buys some bows and a killer axe.) Klain, talk some sense into this girl. Klain: But, she's on a wall! WHY CAN'T YOU YELL DAMMIT. (Archers should obviously be able to talk two spaces away. :V) WAIT, Shanna can talk on walls! Shanna salvages yet another situation. You would kill your little sister? Damn woman you scary. Tate secured! Sorry girl, you are bit too young for my preference. Obviously Wendy's We killed your fellow molester! U MAD? Echidna, please stop murdering everything. Some people need that exp unlike you![Turn 10] Sue upgrades her peashooter into a walnutshooter! Aware of the new girls' potential to bench her, DOROZI works out even more. *yawn* EVERY order, really? Fear not Or*lO's children smuggling days are over soon. Delicious PONIES?! Excellent Tate training opportunity![Turn 11] Yes... perhaps too many, in fact. Echidna the BROest girl What a boss Gods? A pagan heathen pretending to be an Elimine's bishop?! Heavenly judgement![Turn 12] Looks like your gods are pretty pathetic.[Turn 13~19 : Pony farming with casual Arena, LonLonRanch.wav] All your $$ belongs to me, Klain. muhahaha Could I take back that guiding ring promise? lolKnights can actually fight... other lolKnights! Lilina's on FIRE today, ba dum tsh z z z Learn from your sister sheesh Defense and HP! Wendy can also fight... loldiers! No surprises here DOROZI's rampage shall continue! Oh man, perhaps you deserve the bench. Men just can't be trusted. Definitely a man, almost got me there, phew! Perhaps they are in league with everything evil like Rapeface Just as I expected. But I can't ignore Lalum's request. She leads my fan club! Shut up clueless Merlinus Looks like I passed the test. As expected from me! goodies for saving scrubs We finally have a good bossslayer in Fir, so there will be no need to chip bosses to death with Shanna. Also, Dorothy is Klein with better stats and con(!). She should be useful in the next chapter with all those walls. Not sure who to give the speedwing yet, hmm... Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgeDusk Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Yay this is still alive And ECHIDNA SO (WO)MANLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Might Gaine Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 Excellent update, yeeeees. Echidna FTW. Go with Lilina for the Speedwing. Roy is always an option too, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) Girls do their best now and are SLEEPING. z z z~ Ch 12: pfft Dragons Spoiler Battle to end all non-consensual molestation A wyvern-riding scum and Bern theme playing! As expected, Bern is associated with everything evil. Arcardo preparing his anus No thanks, the girls and I don't want to see your "secret weapon" at all. It's okay, we have a Wyrmslayer and motherf*ckin Durandal![Turn 1] OK, OK, we get it. You aren't Shanna the bringer of miracles. DOROZI brutally smashes Sue's prey... well, was supposed to be her exp. What did I ever do to deserve this, Clarine??? Zwei Drei! Duly noted Is that the shota mage's EVIL TWIN, literally? lol... Note that this is with Sue carrying me A naughty priest drugs our pet to sleep. (Doesn't this go against the reverse-recruiment staff AI hypothesis?)[Turn 2] Elen restores my faith in the girls. Defense is good! DOROZI will probably murder 3 of these rats that live in walls. Yup. Bonus points for not getting hit at all! DAMMIT, not Sue![Turn 3] Wendy has found a foe WORTHY of her level! SO CLOSE, SO DRAMATIC, SO MUCH TENSION. Will Wendy defeat this evil shaman? Find out next turn on Roy's Miniskirt Brigade! Chopping trees with her bare hands, doing bench presses, grilling meat... the standard stuff, you know. Please give everyone whatever you eat, DOROZI. This army needs more protein consumption for more STR. Oh dear DOROZI the beast being reformed to the way of women. D'aww. It's like Beauty and the Beast all over again. Other than Roy, of course. (Clarine-Dorothy B) [Turn 4] Victory! More fat for the skinny anorexic fangirl[Turn 5] To the victor, the spoils! Thanks for healing Tate's training dummy.[Turn 6] Wendy exhales a sigh of relief as she imagines what horrible fate she would have face, if that evil shaman had known what was here...[Turn 7] ABOUT TIME Too badass to need stats... I think. (no screenshot: Cath the Anarcho-Communist girl appears.)[Turn 8] Truth (Shanna-Tate C) Never enough whips IRONCLAD TANK RECKT[Turn 9] That was easy More naughty priests, really?[Turn 10] As if DOROZI wasn't boss enough Sue falls asleep AGAIN[Turn 11] I swore I will make you mine 4+ chapters ago. Anarchism + communism is some seriously dangerous stuff, you know. Did I do it right? Cath flag GET. My victory. You may not realize it, but you are definitely tsundere for us. Just as planned You'll serve me well, Cath. ... Is this some practical joke the girls are playing on me?[Turn 12] Oh look, more exp, but too far...[Turn 13] Fir could really use this This kid pretends to not care about revenge but he probably does :P Tankier than Cath[Turn 14] Zap. Fir. Please. Good girl....What...?! [/sarcasm] Wyrmslayer and Durandal can only last so long, you know... Damn. I am glad you are here instead of Merlinus. His contagious stupidity would have prevented me from making this connection! Really? Lycia can wait! We go looting! Gotta catch'em all Forgot to give speedwings, bleh. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troykv Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 ...What...?! (?) It's time to get the legendary axe That can only use the BROest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Might Gaine Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Prolly should give it to Echidna, since IIRC she or Wendy are your only options for Axe users. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 (edited) Lilina the walking nuclear reactor reclaims her daddy's axe! Ch 12x: A Stoned Berserker Common sense: If there's a cave, there're mooks who occupy the cave: bats, bandits, etc. "Very well" not "splendid"??? I blame all those useless men not gaining exp for whatever reason. How dare they bring my rank down! Wow, this guy's pretty damn STONED Just another day for the bandit logic Berserkers' crit bonus is stupid definitely. Ooh, I see. I thought DOROZI forgot to use Clarine's shampoo again.[Turn 1] Great way to wrap up your mage days! Is Tate the manly counterpart to Shanna?! "Treasure"[Turn 2] For the people's regime, yoink! Sturdier bolting rod? Lilina's here to be cute around me and nuke some fools... and she's done maxing my support! Clarine says speed is for women... oh wait what?[Turn 3] Cath can actually fight? Could be worse! Could be better![Turn 4] Could be... wtf?[Turn 5] (Cath nabs Chest Keys.) Shanna's awesomeness is contagious Cath's back to her usual self, phew. TATE NOOO Undesired enemy phase crits NOOO[Turn 6] Phew ... Not what I wanted :V Even a druid has no chance of hitting Eclipse lol[Turn 7] ... Should've brought a Whip!Yo Cath, I heard you like lockpicks, so I put a lockpick in a locked chest so that you can use a lockpick to find a lockpick (Turn 8: Lilina erases the unbearably dumb druid's existence)[Turn 9] Meh[Turn 10] Lilina would like to remind all the children that getting stoned is bad. Dah daah daaah dah dah dah. When did she become so fast?![Turn 11] Phat Lewt Looking good for promotion![Turn 12] Phat Lewt #2 Good thing that guy was too stoned to notice something this obvious! So those wusses finally did it! I shouldn't have let Cecilia and Guinivere out of the brigade's fabulous protection. To Aquleia! What about that paladin guy who was kinda badass? I don't remember men's names. Welp She better be safe dammit. I haven't made any serious moves on her yet! So ends the group's hijinks in the Western Isles. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Might Gaine Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Shanna's awesomeness is contagious It's in the blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted May 10, 2014 Author Share Posted May 10, 2014 Miniskirt Brigade Post Western Isles Campaign Status Report Name Lv: HP | Pow, Skl, Spd, Lck, Def, Res (stats that are +/- 3 or more compared to avg) 0. Roy 18: 28(-4) | 14, 12, 12, 18, 9, 6 Screw the late late promotion. He can chip people... and that's about it. I guess that's useful for feeding the new girls? 1. Elen 19: 23 | 9, 13, 15(+4), 21, 0, 17 More durable/evasive than Clarine for whatever reason. Judging by her speed, probably worth promotion. :3 2. Shanna 16/6: 36(+4, +7 from robe) | 13, 21, 25(+3), 17, 10, 17(+5 !) She is more of a ferry than a combat unit now but still strong. Shanna the Miracle Bringer was the only girl who could face Scott without a good chance of dying, zzz. She did 4 damage per turn though... Helped her older sister grow like a good responsible younger sister. Flying OP. 3. Clarine 13: 20 | 7, 9, 12(-3), 17, 3, 11 Did Elen steal your speed? If she didn't have a horse, she would have been completely outclassed by Elen the bottom of harem hierarchy. She will still be used for Clarine x Dorothy the best straight pairing. 4. Dorothy 19/1: 33 | 19, 18, 15, 6(-3), 8, 6 DOROZI~ Fire arrows that pierce through everything. Gonna shoot down wyverns with short bow. Face tank everything like a boss. So MAAANRY~ 5. Sue 17: 26 | 9, 20(+4), 17, 16(+4), 5, 2 If Dorothy was a shotgun, Sue's a sniper rifle with that accuracy. Too bad the rifle fires acorns or something. Perhaps, she can be more useful with that silver bow we stole from Klein. 6. Lilina 20/2: 29 | 22, 14, 18(+4), 15, 4, 13(-3) Nuclear Weapon of Mass Moestruction 7. Wendy 10: 27 | 7, 8, 8, 10, 12, 2 8. Fir 14/1: 41 | 15, 21, 23, 15, 9, 6 Boss Slayer 9. Tate 16: 32 | 12, 16, 20, 11, 10, 12 Almost as strong as Shanna already. Ripe for promotion. Flying OP. 10. Lalum 5: 24 (+7, from robe) | 1, 3, 13, 12, 4, 7 Look at that strength! She can't hurt anything! 0/10 11. Echidna -/2: 36 | 13, 19, 18, 6, 8, 7 Can use axes. Expect stat booster favoritism. 12. Cath 9: 24 | 6, 13, 18, 13, 3, 5 The one and only thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genarog Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Lack of Elen in last chapter disappoints me :( remember that she supports MILEDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 When did she become so fast?! You gave her a Speedwing, didn't you? If not, then she's Sonic the Sagehog, female version. Also, those enemies aren't aware of Shanna's powers. Since she turned into a Falcoknight, she's a Genocide contract to sign with her lance (or sword) and with their BLOOOD!!! Also, stoned Beef 'Zerky is worst Beef 'Zerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyanKitteh Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Can't wait to see how chapter 14 goes! Especially with training Sophia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Might Gaine Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Aw, man, Sophia is.... I tried using her once. Probably the first and last time. I don't have a problem fielding squishy units, but she was ridiculously slow on top of that. A glass glacier if ever there was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 This playthrough might've been one of the most entertaining ones. Funny comments kinda helped too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted June 25, 2014 Author Share Posted June 25, 2014 (edited) Today we meet a girl ON A FLYING RAPTOR. (WARNING: a rather graphic scene ahead) Ch 13: Cecilia Hurt/Comfort D-DAY LANDING Finally, I have a full female army! Cecilia isn't an easy woman to get, fools. I knew it! Zephiel is a woman beater! I better hurry up.[Turn 1] Miracle-Bringing Flying Pony Girl 2.0 NSFW Uh oh, This can't be good at all. If we're too late, she would face a fate most certainly worth than death ... [Turn 5~7] at least Sue gained muscle baaah Sue's pony is now MUSTARD flavored![Turn 8] Jimmies = Rustled. Glad we don't have to fight this guy.[Turn 9] Cath gains strength! Muscle everywhere today. What a conceited kid. Naming his sword with his own name?[Turn 11] This poor troubadour serving me well as a roadblock![Turn 12] Was that a fluke or is this one? GG Ok, have a 99 DAMAGE DOROZI SMASH to the balls! 0*1000 is still 0. They're all nothing to us. or not... if this keeps up. PONY EXPRESS delivering EXP[Turn 14~21] Wendy rituals resume! Blood for the all-useless Wendy! They sell red lances of overkill! Looks like the miracle☆flying sisters will become even more ludicrous. Shanna showing that she's too awesome for a touching conversation. That strengthened their sisterly bonds. (B Support) Being so fabulous. It's in the family. pure skillz Dorothy tier strength That dragonshield investment paying off dividends Woah ok, why did I ever doubt Milady. I think the muscle festival may be going overboard now. lol Wendy still bad All the time spent stalking Sue is paying off! (C support) No, it's ok. Just glad to see you alive after Zephiel was done with you. A cute shaman! You must join the brigade! (Your speed certainly leaves much to be desired.) Suddenly, Merlinus FaceTM. Will he ever learn tact? Loli shaman joins the brigade! Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquamarin Posted July 20, 2014 Author Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) To meet the peanut gallery's expectations, we bench Wendy and recruit Sophia because Sophia is CLEARLY 1000x better. Ch 14: Desert Battle without Dragon Girls Dessert Spoiler Enemy of my enemy is my ally. Dragon girls, here I come! A little girl tarnished by ZERO worldly filth? She looks so huggable! Oh, and a ganguro gal. I'll make that happen soon. <3 Henning's doppelganger! Hopefully he won't be as big of a nuisance. General Rapeface so very abusive Would divine dragon girls look like goddesses on earth? Evil wrinkly old dragons and limited vision. Challenge accepted. No worries, the treasures will naturally tumble into us by divine will.[Turn 1] Damn you Zephiel, look at those specs. Cecilia is now permanently damaged. Uuuuuuuuuh. Permanent damsel-in-distress? She can't even lug around flux tomes comfortably with 3 con! With 11 con, axe woman now properly lifts axes. These mysterious creatures called women come in huge varities for sure. Cath rallies her komrades by lighting the torch of Marxist revolution and conjures a pair of Soviet army boots, which protects the wearer from the elements and allows for longer marches. Nope, just your imagination. Why would I need more speed? Cath gives the boots to the raptor rider clad in red, the Glorious Color of Revolution and Cath's favorite color. Don't ask me why good boots help fliers travel farther. Lilina only cares about boosting her nuclear stockpiles.[Turn 2] Sophia dethrones Wendy. Let the Sophia Rituals commence! And now she shall sleep until the next ritual of blood.[Turn 3] Shanna excelling at everything but Str and Def. She's a true miniskirt warrior. Sophia thirsts for more blood![Turn 4] What doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger! Fir boosts her sneaky stats by taking pot shots at dumb men.[Turn 5] Cath's rally also conjures a silver card from another dimension. The card encourages merchants to display their communist spirit by making their goods affordable. Failure to comply will make them 'disappear' through a mysterious force called KGB. Much tactic, hard work, no luck involved[Turn 6] The red army pair finds a soothing red talisman, which helps them resist psychological attacks by capitalist pigs. Based balanced Tate How does she do it?[Turn 7] I never used the speedwing. See, it just got blown away earlier! zzz Suddenly, gay brigand couple. WTF?[Turn 8] Sophia is BS I-It's not like I like Elen or anything. This is not a wedding![Turn 9] Communism sucks. Could be useful against naughty sleep drugs No one's gonna die to light that does 10 damage at best.[Turn 10] That looks too heavy for you dear.[Turn 11] No kidding, Dorozi is strong. At least it's speed[Turn 12] Milady taking another casual crit to the face.[Turn 13] Sophia learning from Milady... or something Don't learn that though[Turn 14] Stop that please Teleportation? That sounds overpowered![Turn 15] Pleease Stoooop![Turn 16] Phew She really needed that ironically. Shanna also really needs str.[Turn 17,18] woop woop zzzz So I don't get to meet dragon girls after soldiering through a freaking sandstorm?! Oh, we get to continue catch'em all. That's acceptable. Edited September 13, 2018 by aquamarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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