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Hey, Fateborn here again. I'm going to do a Female!sword only run.

If you are familiar with my FE8 run, then the rules will be the same, with few expectations that I have placed in poll to allow you to decide for me (I would do it myself but I like to see what you guys want to see me do.)

First rule. Only women are allowed. (Unless Bartre is permitted permanently I won't use him.) And they are required to have either sword, or has promotion gain of swords.

In other word...

Lyndis, Florina, Fiora, Isadora, Vaida, Farina, and Karla are permitted.

However, as an expectation due to low amount of units, Ninian/Nils are also permited. (If only I had a mamakute too...) If such a need arise, I won't hesitate to use a healing class or an additional female unit. But until then, I won't be required to use them. (Yeah, you heard me right. I'm WILLING to use Louise or Priscilla (Two most likely canditate of emergency if something's fucky with my run such as terribad growth on my characters since it usually happen... Fucking Tate, Vanessa and Syrene.)

I also have to sell all items that are not swords and consumables (Which means, no axe, no lances, no bows, no staves, no tomes. I will however keeps few lances -for florina and fiora of course, and a couple of bow/staves for louise and priscilla in case of emergency.)

As I will be unable to have any female sword users for 5 chapters of HHM, I am allowed to use Eliwood and Hector with no hestitation until I re-acquires Lyndis, to which I will then bench Failwood.

(He always suck on my team no matter what happen. It'd be Lyndis who's most blessed, and Hector will be above average, that's always common for me...)

I also will level up Priscilla with usages until the unnecessary of her approaches.

If something is really messy between chapter 12 and 15, I will be permitted to use Marcus, but only with swords.

I'll keep the poll running for 24 hours, or until sufficient votes are input.

Till then, I bid you good read and entertainment of my mostly gangsta outburst and dumb references here and there of my run. (Mostly thwomp.)

Now then I gotta go study a certain pattern of the chapters and see what I could do for each one (the ones between 11 and 15 anyway.)

Edit: Main reason why I'd like to do LHM is so I can drag my balls through chapter 19xx :>

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Would vote for LHM -> HHM, but the second poll isn't complete.

There should be an option for "arenagrind Bartre and never use him in such a way that affects the actual gameplay."

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Would vote for LHM -> HHM, but the second poll isn't complete.

There should be an option for "arenagrind Bartre and never use him in such a way that affects the actual gameplay."

That would be the first option.

I went ahead and fixed the poll.

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[spoiler=Fate The Master Tactician]

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Yep...

Four more days till my birthday btw.

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I'm wide awake babe.

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I've been safe since forever ago right in my room behind a monitor playing you.

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My name tag is right there, next to my word balloon.

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No shit, I'm named after the strings of destiny that controls people!

BEFITTING ME EH?

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Two seconds later, I see what's happening anyway.

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Well of course... bandits.

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I'm so lame on that map.

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Okay, her base stats, not bad but not good.

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My dumb strategy begins

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lol no hitty

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Finished

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I'll rather wait.

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I controls your destiny, it is written that you dies here.

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Hehe

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Hehex2

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UNTOUCHABLE

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And I got str, and no spd. I guess it's a good fortune for me today.

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I don't have a home though...

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Five seconds later, and you ask me if I'm awake? Bitch.

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Ask away my darling.

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Uh... Let me think...

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Well actually, it is written that I took you under my wings and made you the baddest bitch out there.

Chapter 1 coming. Going to be so fun.

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[spoiler=Lyn the Lyndis]

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If anything, I'm the strange one, not Lyn.

My story is totally based on me!

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Well... it actually started with me, not with these two oafs.

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I'm coming, I'm coming.

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Yet... we didn't.

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Who the f-?

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How to turn down a man. Directly from pages of "How to avoid split tongued men" on page 108, section F, paragraph 11 on the line, "Thou shalln't lie with men with loose lips"

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And we circled back.

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Right as we leaves the city, we get pursued by the duo-perverts

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Then we runs into a third pervert.

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Suddenly the duo perverts decide to help us instead of skirt chasing.

Fortunately... your orders are to... "Bench theeself"

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Like so.

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First death~

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On the edge of the forest, a silent lady awaits a wandering brigand, who would befell to her beauty and come closer...

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To whom he would become food for her.

Such is a siren/dryad/mermaid/thingsthatlurewithbeautyandeatsthem

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Skill/Spd are now equal. This is so beautiful?

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Her next kill brought a nutritious snack

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Final brigand is brought down.

Lyn has yet to be touched.

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But they're not fighting.

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Heh.

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HEH

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Luck again. What?

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Fantastic indeed.

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"WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM?"

Also, you can see me to the right~

Veeery handsome ain't I?

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Not a second after asking that question, she apologizes to me, and walks with me back to our travel of paradise...

Or so I thought.

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[spoiler=TO STEAL A SACRED SWORD]

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Oh an altar?

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Oh! We're going to break in and steal the sword?~

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Damn someone beat us to it.

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Its name is Mani Katti huh? Definitely a sword for women. LYN, FINISH HIM!

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My thought exactly.

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Ohshitson It's only for women, didn't you know?

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But we were on our way to steal the sword... I means... cough

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No chance

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Doubling her doesn't help you there.

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Yesssssssss STR

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Double brigands down.

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Door guarding brigand is finished~

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I'm letting myself in.

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Hue hue

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Fate, the one who controls everyone's destiny.

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First time to ever get hit... Poor Lyn.

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BUT SHE GOT THIS AMAZING LEVEL!

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And she revenge-kill Glass for teh throne.

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So we can steal it.

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WE HAVE ACQUIRED TEH SWORD

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As a being of fate, I knows every single occurrence, and this is one such.

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CONFIRMED. WOMEN ONLY.

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Ahhh mother fuck. But it's okay. Iron sword is breaking down~

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Even my granduncle isn't that evil. And I don't have one.

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[spoiler=New Girl get!]

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Destruction wakes?

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Yeah, it got burnt down.

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Ooo a girl!

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Lucky, Lyn knows her. Time to get her in the bag!

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Lyn comforting Florina. My nose is bleeding now.

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Just because her horsebird kicked you in the groin doesn't means you have to sell her.

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And let free exps get away? No thank.

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And they have the same idea.

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Obviously, it was my intentions from the start!

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Darling, I controls your destiny, rest assured, your horsebird will be safe with me.

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So damn fine!

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Destroy!

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And free golds to kick the gear up!

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She's just ORKOing them.

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Boo, but she got resistance so it's k

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Double heal

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Lyn knows no limit.

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Meanwhile.

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Sweet, str!

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Let's wait here~

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Don't turn into Navi, I beg you.

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So you're just as bad as them?

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No way a brigand would ever hit her.

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Chip damage is chip.

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SWAP PLACE!

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Poor Florina, so naive.

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Ahaha one. Ahahaha two!

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Sad that she didn't get to next level... oh well. next chapter.

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Stuff

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Suddenly, Florina thinks Lyndis and I are mercenaries.

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Now, it's two girls one man.

MY HAREM IS GATHERING!

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[spoiler=What a lame sleeping area]

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DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL!

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Finds a run-down building, a lone woman appears.

ENEMY ENEMY, KILLZKILLZKILLZ

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Looking for a husband? ENEMY ENEMY KILLKILLKILL

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Totallyis

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Cowards

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Yeah...cowards

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KNEEL BEFORE YOUR TACTICIAN!

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So, you take the south, and Florina takes the east? Goodgood

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Make a bet ladies, is it a hit, or a miss?

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Meatshielding Natalie, whee

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The answer is... a MISS

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Neat

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That wasn't enough? Wow pansies.

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Brigand north of Lyn, first attack miss, okay np np she'll get the next.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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Kill the brigand so she survives.

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Meh.

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Slowly but surely.

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HEAL UP FLORINA, TAKE CARE OF TEH MERCS

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Two down

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AMEILILUCK PLS

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Everyone hates her~

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Not bad.

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Ouch...

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Sweet, a str.

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Lyn too gud

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Last turn, but she's really wounded.

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Oh a defense!

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Last kill.

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Victorryyy

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Let's grope each other in definitelynotsexual way to celebrate!

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I'll call you up for that someday then.

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So will batre be used up till lv 10 then promote then to lv 4 so u can get Karla? Also can u post the link to the fe6 run of this I dunno where to find it

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So will batre be used up till lv 10 then promote then to lv 4 so u can get Karla? Also can u post the link to the fe6 run of this I dunno where to find it

I don't have FE6 run thread, you can go ahead and look in my posts in my profile, they'll be in topic, Posting Thread. It was just boredom where I pretty much didn't want to make a thread with it, then they asked me to make a thread so I can put together screenies for them to enjoy themselves better. That's where my Tate story came from.

You could find the first half of my game in my stream under Ubelengel name, they should be recent broadcasts video. I'm guessing there's maybe three or four broadcasts since I did them pretty fast.

Also, Bartre will be arena grinded to 10 on pirate chapter, (if I can manage to get it without these idiot soldiers screwing up.) Since hero crest isn't available before then, to which I'll promote him the instant I get hero crest (in preparation menu ofc) Then arena grind him the next arena appearance to five and finish the chapter and bench him until the karla chapter.

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[spoiler=Why are they back?!]

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Hmm...I don't know... For all we know, he could be so young he's actually younger than you. :o

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But sleep is for the weak, plus it's so bright outside.

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Reverse Tollway huh

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Stuff + exp theft

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I don't want to associate myself with these un-swordly gangsters.

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Florina swipe the kill from Erk.

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Nononononono Lyn NO!

THEY ARE NOT OF SWORD, THEY MUST BE HANGED

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...

That ego.

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You can help by being benched.

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Worthless

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Just men being killed

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Yay, new sword! (Iron sword was at 1 use after last chapter, lol)

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Testing the sword, it's nice and dull.

Perfect for slowly killing an unfortunate victim with disease and ruggedness torture.

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SPEAR FOR BIRDHORSE

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Yeah, fear your ugliness, not your skills nor numbers.

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Women>Dirty Men

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Why not?

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STR

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Yep, we're in Lycia now right?

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We are apparently.

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Greedy granduncle is greedy

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[spoiler=Racism everywhere]

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Grandfather doesn't like Lyn either it seems.

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Walks into city, major location burning, seems legit.

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Ruffian asking for a girl, begins to attack.

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Scripted crit is rigged

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Wouldn't a crit just instant kill instead of leaving them in pain?

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Pay to use a house, no suspicions.

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Unique condition is unique

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Perhaps... Visiting helps too.

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No one cares, fork over your lockpicking.

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Florwin

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Job #1 done.

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Mercenaries stand no change vs Florwin

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Key!

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Then I finds out I had a full inventory... Oopsy

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Now, move along you dip.

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Florwin has more str than Lyn, so much win.

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NOT SO WIN

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Better

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Why not? Lyn's going to be used more than every characters I'm using so far, better steroid her up

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Soldier has awful aim skill apparently.

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Job #2 down.

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YOU ARE AN EXAMPLE WHY YOU NEED STR SCRUB

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I have a little need for this crap.

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Wtf is cadre, a cirque?

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Such skill

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Such aim.

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Wow

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Much hurt

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Less str

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Trade str growth with lyn please, you don't need them.

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Lee-win

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Stuff that has no impact on SWORDTHWOMPRUN!

Sorry for the MIA, I was busy with something.

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[spoiler=GRIND LEVEL 7 NAO]

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It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's a bard!

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Exotic boy seeking me and my harem.

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Let's kill them with our big busted tools

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#yolo

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Speedy vs Thwomp.

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But they sucks, so it's k

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Benched

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Such talent

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First Song.

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Shaman #2 down.

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Let's take a precaution now~

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MOVE ALONG

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uisded

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People likes to land blows on Thwomp

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Speedy too speedy.

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Speedier

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Speediest ever

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Thwompiest

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DRINK IT UP THWOMP

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Be speedier

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Speedy can't dodge

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More song

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Thwomp can't land a hit apparently.

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rood survive

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No living for you

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SPEEDIER

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I'm helping because I need erotic dancer. #perversion

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Owie

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TO THE BACKLINE YOU GO

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DEATH AWAITS THE NONSPEED

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But I clearly hit you.

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SPEEDY IS THWOMP NOW

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Ninian MIA

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THE LEGENDARY PRINCESS CARRY, ELIWOOD HAS CAPTIVATED HER!

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Sleeping Beauty, only there's no rape involved...right?

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Gracias failwood

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Stereotypical?

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Stuff

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Pitiful?

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NOTHING IS TOO STRONG FOR SPEEDYTHWOMP WITH BIRDBARD

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LET'S ROLL

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NEVER COULD TURN BACK MANG

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[spoiler=Black Fangs are a bunch of wimps]

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WE MUST HAVE ALL GOLDS WE CAN GET FROM DAT HEIRLOOM

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Sigh... sexy Ursula as ever... what were you saying again?

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BALLDEEP

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As planned.

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They're all so weak!

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"Tear down this wall!" Ronald Reagan

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Spare none.

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1 down, 5 more to go~

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Why. So. Thwomp?!

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Damn, nothing useful huh.

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Much dodge. Wow.

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Next~

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Tink

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Javelin broke ;A; ALL BECAUSE THWOMP DIDN'T DOUBLE THE MAGE.

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Speedy to top!

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Thwomp to bottom cleaning from below. + Unneed crit

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Hehe

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ALL MAGES ARE DED

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LAST MERC ISDED

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Grinding Nils

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Lol wynaut

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Last grind

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SPEEDY GET EVEN FASTER

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Coward's escape.

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Now you two... Dance for me. DANCE AS IF YOUR LIFES DEPENDED ON IT, YOU ARE MY PLAYTHINGS NOW! Especially you Ninian...~<3

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  • 3 weeks later...

Did someone ring up a desire for LYNDIS?

[spoiler=Ballistic stood no chance!]

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Oh noes, what could it beeeee?

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Cheer up, you don't live on Sacae for a good 2 years anyway (assuming the course of the story of course)

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Stranger danger stranger danger!

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Be still as a fence post!

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Miss a still target, GENIUS

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From the tiny mountain over there of course.

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I have no use for a male thief, go die or something.

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Apparently we're underwater now.

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Slice 'n' Dice

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Nope

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Pointless.

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Did you know fleas can jump 32 time their height?

This means a flea of our average size can leap over Gateway Arch in St. Louis.

BAM

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Ghosts haunt this place, beware

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I meant it when I said Ghosts.

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Ha. No.

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I love a good song, I wish it could be real, so I could be motivated to actually do something.

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Bah bah, I know I know. Sword>Lance>Axe>Sword this way.

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Back the fuck away Florina, I ain't risking a bolt to the knee

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No one stands a chance in front of her keen edge.

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So much powah!

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Musician. Gains Muscle.

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Yay, no fucking ballistic for Florina!

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Bout time my own unit get hit.

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Ah ah! One. Ahh ahh! Two! Ahhh Ahhh! THREE!

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Poor Nils.

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Florina need to stretch

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The reversed triangles stand no chance vs Lynthowmp

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Nor does he.

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Huehuehue

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MUSCLEEEEEEEEEEEE

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No, you'd just be slightly lower health. Silly.

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Slaves are best.

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  • 2 months later...

I'm back!

[spoiler=Oh noes Fogz]

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Faith.

Faith everywhere.

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Better known as useless counties.

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Affairs of dirty old man.

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Surely.

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BENCHED

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Pack that in your useless paper armor and carry our cargo baldie!

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Ahh music...

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Chop.

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Don't Care. Fog=Water=STAMINA!

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Hores no chance

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Such a magnificent sight. A half naked muscle man tucking in his legs and go for a cannonball into the sea.

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Much rude.

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Dingdong

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Sweeping the floor of carcasses.

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Maxed speed!... of course that's to be expected.

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Now she can finally take actions.

Note: I turtlenecked topleft corner with Florina sitting on the fort.

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Slowly pushing out.

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Florina bored.

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3balanced5me

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I have arrived at the castle!

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R&R

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But there is no impostor. Only Lyndis.

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Sword trump over lance!

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Ow.

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Stupid baldy

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Almost maxing sklz

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Don't care.

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Don't care.

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Don't care.

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Don't care.

I'm almost tempted to replace Lyndis with Metztli.

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It finally ends...

[spoiler=The End]

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The Final Battle between crone and sexy plainswoman begins.

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Don't suicide plox.

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Srsly, you're going to die anyway? Why do you wanna see your gramps so badly?

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DON'T LOOK AT ME, I REFUSE TO PERMIT YOUR DEATH.

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Strategistical placement go!

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Art of the Vanishing.

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Nope.

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Here come NEVERENDING YAP ABOUT CLOUDS

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She looks so pitifully weak.

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Here come the grind!

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Dead merc.

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Song of the Storms

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Dead archer is dead.

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Fucking ow from the next archer.

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Payback!

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Next dead merc!

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Still grinding.

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I failed an attempt before this because I missed twice on that turn against brigand. Not going to happen sir!

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Yet another song.

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Profit.

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HORSEBIRD VS GROUNDBIRD. HORSEBIRD WIN

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More raining.

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Knight facecheck

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Can I rest here?

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Nope, gave me a ring of proposal and kicked me out.

Wtf.

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Clear as day and it's raining.

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ONE MORE LEVEL!

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Apparently, having a marriage ring on makes you stronger. Is this why there's so many divorce?

Beating wives and husbands are the thing these days I guess.

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Dee doo dee.

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Kick the rev!

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GROUNDBIRDS DED

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Grind

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More Grind

DING

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IT IS DONE

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Ha.

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HA

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my reaction6ZjhPBV.pngmy reaction

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Two. Points. Left.

Now I need to score a dunk.

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Succeed

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Isn't every little kids annoying? Kinda obvious.\

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Pah. Three levels off, but it's okay, she'll be twenty by the time I get Heaven Seals... I hope for the literal.

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Welcome to your new h... oh okay.

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Daughter died, is actually granddaughter.

U wot m8.

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Wait wut.

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Yay, third slave get!

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Well yeah, I don't exist, so obviously I'm leaving.

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I'm not a tactician. I cheated by twisting fates to your advantage.

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She wants the D.

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Thus... Master Thwomp era begins!

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[spoiler=Why are we doing this again?]

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Three Hundred Sixty Five days later.

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Then it throws us another time skip.

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Good, else you'll be thrown into the whole wilderness of madness.

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Apparently, Eliwood is hot-blooded.

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THWOMP-GENERAL

...Where are the women?

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What? I can't have women yet? ...

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Homos.

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Actually, I want a character under the class Wraith.

...

-scribble notes-

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Wait you don't want a wraith? Okay-doo

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Silence = Dumb apparently.

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A pity that I'll be benching him and Eliwood after Lyn acquisition. But that means I lose 2 units spot. Not that I care.

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I know I used this quote before but...

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

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Double, Double everywhere.

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An archer has better chance at hitting than a dude in armor with a curved axe. Very realistic.

I hate reality.

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So that's why I'll just hit him face to face.

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hector3slow5thief

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Unfortunately, Knight is even slower.

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SPD

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OH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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+1 def. Eh, will be useful vs idiots.

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I'm sure you're aware that there is a thief battle going on for a while.

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I don't know what's with his obsession with Matty's lockpick.

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Lord Thwomp in the house with archers.

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Last use of vulnerary. So I guess Matty's giving Hector his.

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After some time of miss, he finally lands a hit.

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But I gave up and decided to let the dude run for the doors. Gave me a nice loot of gem and his own lockpick.

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But he still miss. And since Matty is faster, he suicides.

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Benched/10

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Boss Quote is never interesting unless it's a tragic villain.

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Being too cool, when his god damn opponent is a dude with heavier armor than his.

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Done, and he's benched for sure!

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Oh! Another quote!

"FLY YOU FOOLS!"

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If Oswin was a girl, I'd care, but... go away please.

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