Screenshot LHM/HHM Playthrough, err.. thing!

[Nisya]

Short update for a this small, but challenging chapter.

Chapter 15

This would never happen if Eliwood was the primary protagonist.

Oh noes.

'but he's called the Hurricane." ? Why "BUT", what does but do in that sentence.. but what Eliwood. SACK THE TRANSLATION TEAM.

Wrong intel buddy, our Ostian Knight is on the bench.

THANKS FOR YELLING YOUR TACTICS SO WE CAN HEAR EM.

CHAAAAAAAAAAA.. wait fuck this, I used the silver lance so I could one round him and you crit? Could've sticked with iron.

Matthew tanking all the 30's.

Actually having to use a Mend staff..

EAT SOME PROTEIN, YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT A DENT IN IT..

Hector going full THWOMP mode.

Can't get enough of destroying soliders with axe users.

!!!!!!!!! :)

I'm going to need that dragonshield you're carrying before this ends.

This axe will be the MVP soon, since Hector can't double anything.

Meh, I haven't ever broken a mend staff during a playthrough I think.

Ok Eliwood, I forgive you for not being able to hurt knights with iron swords.

They're trying to murder Serra again, just wait till she hits 20/1.

Sacrifices had to be made since I'm getting overrun from 20 angles.

YOU'RE NO MYRMIDON, AND EVEN THEN IT WOULD NOT BE OK.

Serra got Hammered.

More Lowen action, he's one of my solid units at the moment, holding the top right choke on his own.

NO

Okay, last turn, time to get that dragonshield.

Wow that Marcus level, shame I won't really use him all that much.

GO TEAM!

You reckon that happens when you start a war?

[Nisya]

Let the support conversations begin. (And the glorious return of Wil..)

Chapter 16

HMM.. TO WHOM WOULD THAT CHAPTER TITLE REFER? Also spies.

What is this? The cold war?

They should get better spies to prevent that.

DO IT SAIN

Obligatory pretty pictures they put some effort in.

Well maybe because you're too slow Hector

Hey, that is supposed to be my line

Huh, did I hear something?

Lowen starts the chapter by missing the target.

Same goes for the enemy.

Why do they attack Matthew, he can one round most stuff and won't get promoted for a long time. Pick someone else.

I almost had Wil die on turn ONE...

This is how it's done.

Why not.

Lyn has to deal with the units attacking her group since the rest is worthless.

These levels look weird.

Didn't work this time.

That's dealth with, time to get to safety.

Preventing the stupid brigands from destroying the middle village. LUCKY LEVEL.

Probably won't use this anyway.

I would've put Bartre to deal with them, but they all have SWORDS.

I'd like that back, thank you.

Lowest enemy hit so far I think.

See, SWORDS.

You're going to need more than one fire tome to kill her.

Notice Eliwood top left waiting for the reinforcements that will spawn, solid idea right?

Levels. Guess which one I'm more happy with.

DESTROYER OF EVERYTHING THAT DOES NOT WIELD A SWORD.

Some of the new cavs have lances.

What's up Lyn?

Oh you didn't get enough attention? Fine.

Last chance to guess what the issue is.

Shitty Wil level.

That's right.. Cavaliers with lances, I thought there would be fighters with axes..

Well he killed one.

But he better has to get the fuck out of there.

GET ALL THE CONVERSATIONS!

AND ALL THE 3 STAT LEVEL-UPS!

So a great idea would be sending Florina to do some shopping to save time, but I gave Lyn the gems instead of Florina.

Must suck every bit of experience out of the game.

He's stabbing the shoulder, how about the chest or face?

You're welcome Lyn.

SURPRISE BUTTSEX

Support time! Seriously, their support is weird with the "young master" thing. It's completely different from any other interactions they have in game.

Yes I am supporting Wil and Lyn, they're already discussing his parents. And be sure to ask someone if they're "unhurt" next time something happens.

Hector get real, you'd get utterly destroyed by her in this stage of the game.

Serra supports are the best, they even play the silly Serra music when they occur.

(this one:

)

Yea Matthew, she can't fight back (yet).

Right over there!

I was entertained.

Yes, a reward should be in order for sure.

Depends, does the replacement have 100% growths in everything + access to all magic? If not, no.

About that..

Skill and resistance? Fine.

Better heal that one point of HP, who knows what reinforcements might randomly spawn and deal 28 damage to Hector.

I'm pretty sure she'd have a good shot at solo'ing the map with an infinite Mani Katti and forest tile.

been what?

No, more like a week.

Oh right, we're just having awkward conversations while this guy is getting killed.

[Nisya]

Raven is a good unit, maybe I rolled him. Or maybe not, since I only get low tier units apparently.

Chapter 17

March toward? We seized the damn front door last chapter. It even had conversations about going in.

Extra objectives, although primary objective would be the silver sword before the thief can get there.

Might be them enemy archers near the front entrance.

ITS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. DEAL WITH IT?

Shitty speed units are always great for setting up kills.

"WAIT WHAT RAVEN STARTS IN THE CELL ON HHM?" - Me checking map. (facepalm)

That's right, Lowen is a knight on a horse.

You're the hero Hector, that means you're supposed to HIT.

Ehm, something went wrong in the preparations screen.

Obviously Raven moves towards his spot after the cutscene.

Hehe, support crit bonus ftw.

He doesn't drop it. (not like I have 4 lockpicks in supply)

HOLY MOTHER OF WORTH, I SHOULD STEAL MORE JUNK.

How about you become a thief Eliwood? No? Rather be something tanky?

Bartre for top-tier unit.

Setting world record for HP / Res or Res levels in this playthrough.

Need to rush someone's ass in, glad the highest move unit is also the most tanky unit.

Although it was fairly close..

Right, Raven moves on hard mode. Which makes it easier.

DO I GET TO USE HIM?

NOPE

Allright you little bitch, leave the treasure alone.

(Also Raven doesn't seem to be recruited here yet? can't remember what went wrong, been over a week since I played this chapter)

ONE MAN, ONE MISSION.

If saving the marquess is acquired by suicidal attacks you're on the right track.

Lowen Paladin confirmed.

Better patch him up first though.

Hector still going strong.

Oh yea, all the goodies.

Levels. Hector got speed the first 4(?) in a row, but never since. Serra is turning into a god I think.

Oh dear, what is Lyn doing behind Wil.

Ah, I was thinking in some other direction.

Is this their A support? I could look it up, but who has time for that?

(That's right, I do, it's B)

Easy experience for Eliwood from all the archer "reinforcements"

This mage has the potential to beat Wil 1v1 if Wil goes first and the mage hits both attacks.

STR.

I think I almost forgot a certain someone.

These 5 stats levels are great, but Wil has the same speed as our axe-wielding tank.

Rushing top chests with Matt in case I need to steal and defending bot reinforcements with Hector = long ass chapter turn count due to hauling ass around the map.

You know what'd be a great idea? PILLARS NEXT TO THE THRONE. WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

Fuck me, another test. And it requires Hector who isn't anywhere close.

TOO FAST FOR YOU

Can't wrap my head around this Lyn level.

More items. I should also collect Hector with Marcus.

Taste it, you should confirm if it's really blood.

I don't see anyone else.

*OMINOUS MUSIC*

She standing right in front of you, and you need to confirm it's your girlfriend?

We had a couple guys detain them to avoid their suicidal tendencies.

Side quest? fuck that too long

[Nisya]

I suppose I should update stuff.

Chapter 17x

Barely any people know about this super secret side quest chapter.

Map and play screencap things.

Well fuck you too sir.

That's not how it works Lyn. Your character hates the bandit type guys. Now you're going to be forced to work with them and accept it.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE HECTOR? RETARDIWOOD.

No problem with save-states.

Wait what?

> Starts bloodbath in the middle of a town (loses 20 crew members), calls it fun and accepts us on his boat after we slaughter a lot of his mates.

Yea whatever.

In Eliwood hard mode stats are way higher than this. 87HP, 30 str, 29 skill, 23 spd, 15 luck, 22 def, 21 res.

Why? NO REASON PROBABLY.

NOPE SINCE THE SITE PUT THE NUMBER I PRIOR PUT WITH UR FACE IT MEANS U IN. (100% correct English, fuck you)

They sure missed an opportunity making his defense 6 and resistance 5 as bases.

Let the dark magics commence.

Did I even put Eliwood on this map? I think not.

Speed level? Accepted.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA..

He can't even double Bartre..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Bartre could tank him all day, but he instead decided to crit his face..

Just holding chokes with axes. Bartre killed the majority of units charging him. (He could've died if unlucky)

So Eliwood was actually in this chapter, go memory!

Not a very impressive first level.

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO.

Neither Hector or Bartre have high luck, so this will probably sit in convoy for eternity.

Fine I give in, I'll take the careful road.

Just baiting them one by one without any risk.

He surely won't crit.

I got REKT ...

After reverting to some save state and walking around town Wil is back for blood.

Decent Canas level, aka speed.

Devil axes suck, didn't u get the memo?

Probably ahead on every stat compared to average Serra.

THANKS, I LIKE.

No comment.

I always wanted a sleep.

Mate*, there's only one guy left (and Dart, but he won't charge in).

He hit, but no crit. (OR I'D HAVE TO WALK AROUND TOWN AGAIN)

I could just kill Dart, but he might be rolled and useable for me. Well I kinda know already, but let's be nice and keep him alive regardless of his status.

Great, a short bow. Best reward.

Oh shit, what's going on.

Dalek voice: EXPLAIN.

That's about what one would expect from the smart nerd guy <-> strong stupid guy support conversation.

Oh my, she actually noticed for a change?

I'm still not sure whether she is lying or not.

That should save Hector some time addressing you.

BRING IT BITCH. Shit his axe is big though...

Easy victory.

Lyn didn't find another way.

[Tequila]

Dalek voice: EXPLAIN.

I died.

[Nisya]

I don't think I've ever made so many mistakes playing a chapter. Full on save-state galore incoming.

Chapter 18

That's no ship! That's our boy Hector.

Giving him the black palette makes it 147% more mysterious.

Hector too sees axes rising and falling often, when he smashes enemy units.

BY THE THROAT

ITS TIME FOR BREAKFAST (cereal with black fang blood)

No what? Let him help? He has great stats.

DO I WANT THAT? FOR MONEY? OR FOR OTHER REASONS? *WINK WINK*

Enemy just ignores him while he comes aboard then goes back under the shaman.

MVP AXE AT WORK.

I messed something up, first restart.

Phah, this is too easy.

Thanks, too easy I tell ya.

Nice level, I'll take it.

Effective weaponry? What a joke for Lowen.

Err, ehm. Hold on. This isn't supposed to happen.

This is the beginning of turn two, and I might have slightly over extended.

Holy shit, the new Lowen level 15 is even better. SAVE-STATING THIS SHIT.

Canas being helpful with a crit.

#$(*(@)#$*)(#@$*)(#$@@

5 attempts and 4 deaths later I managed to get to turn 3 with everyone alive. I didn't take screens because I was mad.

SAVE-STATED, fuck this chapter.

Oh yea, not killing Lyn now are you?

Having no idea what I am doing anymore I attacked into a Lancereaver with a lance and missed.

Lyn very strong, very squishy.

Came in 2nd at the stylish dodge competition.

Yea, no healing for you mister.

Team Wil / Lyn starting to clean up the map.

Nearly fucked up again ...

These pegs are rather annoying.

Speed! Praise the heavens.

Why bother dodging if you have the HP to tank everything right?

Actually I can't be arsed with your shit so I'm coming straight for you and your guiding ring. I have 2 magic units who would like one.

To break the streak of reasonably nice levels you can count on this guy.

Hmm, NOPE.

I really need that guiding ring.

So here is my brilliant plan, it was absolutely flawless.

1. Matthew steals ring.

2. Eliwood pokes boss for like 10 or 11.

3. Hector kills boss.

Notice anything wrong with that? I surely did not.

Step 1: COMPLETED.

It's either insane levels or HP / Luck by now.

Eliwood decided to take matters into his own hand to save myself from my own stupidity. Because there would have been no room for Hector to attack with his silver axe.. I only noticed when I was browsing these screenshots.

I also forgot to maximize some experience by killing the boss first.

QUICKLY, GIVE HER ANOTHER NAME.

The... sun?

Ouch, trying to talk around someones back and then going the sarcastic route? Such manners.

UNTIL NEXT TIME WE NEED TO GO HERE

[Nisya]

Since I don't have any pictures of Dart, he won't be joining. Although you could sort of deduce that from a comment two chapters ago.

Chapter 19

He's still in the middle of the sea mister narrator.

No dessert for you!

They're both evil, Eliwood's father (what is his name again? Oh right, Elbert).

I'm of the opinion that others need to find your work art for it to be art.

No idea what to put here.

But I know what to say here: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

Oh that was a bit rough.

Even thinking about someone else.

Meanwhile at our protagonist plot spot.

Pretty impressive regarding that ...

Thanks, Lyn.

Wait? You guys can't see what all just happened with Nergal, Elbert and Jaffar? THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ME.

Enter the guy who shows no respect for Matthew, then rudely introduces himself.

He proceeds to point out things we supposedly are not aware of.

Then calls us insects.

And finally reveals his intent to (honorably) murder us.

Oh where did you go?

This? What 'this'?

DOUBLE GROWTH RATES? NOT LOSING ABILITY TO PICK STUFF WHEN PROMOTED?

Matthew solo confirmed.

Ok, time for business.

Dammit, they killed Snag. I'm not resetting though.

Maybe rushing Lyn in the fog isn't the best idea.

NO

NO

Maybe I'll one day learn not to throw Lyn at enemies (spoilers: I don't)

The enemy is creating bridges, but they'll also have to cross Bartre.

Time to bring out the effective weapons once again.

This could be a crit, I am not very good at capturing these.

MERLINUS IS UNDER ATTACK.

Lyn still standing in the wrong place.

After introducing, she starts by attacking a peg knight, misses her first attack (a 90). Which I was once again too slow to capture. (she doubled: steel lance pegasus)

I would like to think that everything is under control.

Would that be me or Hector?

Lyn is all healed up and ready for action.

Yes that's right. I get to use Fiora and I am very much ok with that.

His manly chest can stop any projectile.

Shit Lyn level, don't care about defense. Just dodge everything.

Canas almost dying behind the experience bar.

More speed is always welcome.

Brought some items for Fiora. Her con won't survive the weapons she comes with.

Who doesn't enjoy killing archers with flyers? Also stats, LOOK AT THEM (except Con, cover that someway).

Kill all traitor Sacae nomads Lyn.

And all evil holy dudes.

This is not what I expected.

How many torches does the game think I need?

This was actually the Canas almost dying screen, not the one earlier. Or maybe both were.

78 damage INCOMING.

This took like three attempts.

ABORT, ABORT.

I'll have him equip his longbow while I set up the kill.

ITS TIME

Can't deny Serra's connection towards the light since she is truly blessed on the Mag / Skill department.

(HP +4.5, Mag +5.5, Skill +3.2, Spd +0.4, Luck, +1, Def +0.15, Res -3.45 (whatever))

Fiora seems to able to fly, he does not. (He needs a sword crit for that.)

Level 19 already? It's like 8 chapters before promotion?

FOR YOU WIL!

So I am the only one with the weird visions... spooky.

I suppose I'm obliged to accept.

[Shinehollow]

So I am the only one with the weird visions... spooky.

This is why the need the tactician the never seem to consult.

[Nisya]

I pressed the quote box thing by accident, but it doesn't go away. Halp?

I also seem to be getting slower updating, but this time I have an excuse since it took 2 days for my decoder to decode "This is why the need the tactician the never seem to consult." message. Nah, just kidding :).

Chapter 19x

That sound will stay for a while, chapter 19xx is also before the dragons gate.

Talk about Lyn, show Hector.

How are we even supposed to be stealthy when we have 20 people and a convoy with 80 items in it. (Probably possible, but whatever).

Hmm this guy looks familiar. Oh wait, PEGASUS unit, I'm sure making less noise would've helped a lot.

Mister anti-sacae racist got himself a new hair color.

Wouldn't you rather be far away for bolting?

QUICKLY, TO THE PREP SCREEN.

Eliwood and Lyn can sit on the bench since they won't promote for a while and have plenty of experience. Need Matthew for silver card.

I need to remember my name when giving orders? Hmm. Let's analyze.

By remembering who I am, I keep in touch with my humanity.

Which relates to the humanity of others, so that I won't put them in danger.

Damn Fiora is deep.

Wil can slaughter all the pegasi. Making use of his strong points. (SUCH TACTIC, AMAZING)

Deletion of the enemy units.

That mage visited the village, but nothing appeared in his inventory.

Why are you so fucking slow? Oh right, lowest speed growth Elibe.

Serra still being a healbot for now.

I noticed Merlinus is on a forest, which is nice. Matthew needs to help Wil before he gets surrounded and useless.

No lifesteal for you. No good level for me.

I can live with this.

This reminded me I'm on the clock and need to kill the boss so mister anti-magic will stay forever.

STR? TOP-TIER CONFIRMED.

How the fuck do you miss 84 twice in a row on a mage with ELFIRE, WHO ALSO CAN'T USE IT.

I didn't think anyone smoked in my team. (Comedy award right there)

Those three knights probably can't do shit.

There is one major gameplay element in this chapter, and I forgot about it.

Time to gang up on the boss.

LALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU

Thanks.

Oh dear, am I going to have to rig hits on him?

I might have forgotten about the mage reinforcements.

THE STR, WHY DID I EVEN GIVE YOU THE ENERGY RING IF YOU WERE GOING TO DO THIS.

Yea, Hector best lord ever, bla bla.

The secret to hitting him is .. whatever Bartre is doing there.

Bartre going wild on that speed, but this is also then last fucking time in forever he procs it I think.

Forest tile helped Merly survive until heals arrived.

I just realized his con is SIX for a male unit.

He dodged one of the 60's, or he would've died.

Hehe, time to get Fiora some nice experience.

Wait! EVEN BETTER!

More STR, nice.

Stop right there Hector, it's support time.

Pepper? Backguard? He is a better combat unit than you are at the moment.

And that is all of the Hector supports. No A, or else other characters are left with less supports.

She loves them 4 stat levels.

These guys are not Fiora train friendly.

I sent Wil to the village, but it took a while for me to finish that task (I FORGOT).

Shit, she is fast enough to double with the slim Lance now.

More Fiora levels, no complaints so far.

After finishing this knight, another grave clash of wills awaits for Bartre.

With magic man!

Trying saying that word 5x fast, and you know which word I mean.

Not sure if they're on the same page in this conversation.

But all is well since they seem to be friends.

What sun? It seems to be blocked by that guy you're all surrounding.

Horrible things probably..

Ok, seems reasonable.

And then it crossed some sort of line.

I might have RNG'd so I would hit all attacks on this guy.

*disappointing sound effect plays*

Seems like Eliwood and Lyn had a fun time on the bench.

Side-quest.. IN A SIDE-QUEST? I'M SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW.

[Nisya]

It's Nergal backstory time.

CH. 19x pt2:

"CH. 19x pt2:"

Finally, nothing can stop us now right?

Except Ninian, who decides to make a run into the past.

You want Nergal background? Because that's what we are going to get.

Someone seems to have set up some ballistae.

No, how about we take a democratic vote.

GREETINGS TRAVE.. WAIT HE IS A RED UNIT.

So this is what happened to Nergal, as we are all hopefully aware of.

Eliwood is already falling asleep.

BUT THIS SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION.

I can bench Eliwood, good luck getting to him then.

Instead I am benching Fiora, don't want to figure out how much damage that ballista does, and Lyn, who is too high level.

Gotta go quick with Matthew, two chests are in jeopardy.

Getting rid of the thieves before they steal stuff. For some reason most of them don't have lockpicks and are just there to get at your inventory with 20 speed.

........

Forgot who the target was.

That sniper hitrate is hilariously weak compared to my archer.

Eliwood doesn't want to go to bed yet!

Stop firing arrows, someone might get hurt!

MVP AXE DEAL WITH ANOTHER THREAT.

Meh. He is gaining speed though!

Memories of Erk trying to kill Serra with an horseslayer.

Eliwood not feeling too well after this combat round.

No buddy, those are going to be mine.

Even though he is sick he still does not want to go to bed.

Matthew final level for a long time to come is great. (15(+2) Str rofl)

You're trapped buddy.

Not the best time for weapons to break.

Lowen also seems very Str blessed.

Not the only Eclipse on the map.

What is a "Shrike"?

Eclipse with an actual hit rate!

Eliwood almost dying from poison.

Wil also almost dead, but who cares right.

Time to take our the archers, almost forgot.

Some pretty sick levels. Serra is insane.

Level 17! Druid. He is one of the more threatening bosses in the game.

Maybe Serra can do something against him.

Unlock animation and the useless S level staves.

This is better than a one speed level-up, you go girl.

Ok, this is not going to work at all.

Final chest.

Just have to heal Bartre up after combat.

Ok, he got speed again, I thought last chapter was his final speed level for a while.

His STR point helped out killing the boss. Close to promotion now.

Yup.

We're about to switch scenes to him, stay tuned!.

Wait for it.

Nergal as a green unit? WE CAN RECRUIT HIM? ULTIMATE PLOT TWIST.

Nah was only your children, worthless.

[Nisya]

Well, we finally got to the dragons gate after some detours.

Chapter 20 - Part 1

I think the words "fucking finally' would be appropriate.

That would be the dragons.

SHE IS A PRETTY YOUNG GIRL.

Or that.

Why do we need her power when the danger is in our face 5 seconds later.

Trying to insult fellow redhead Eliwood? He only uses the best shampoo and conditioners.

HAH I KNEW ELIWOOD WAS ACTUALLY THE BAD GUY.

So much plot, I can't keep up at all!

Shouting: 'prepare to die' before your surprise attack ..........

If only Jaffar would announce something like 'prepare for your surprise attack to be foiled surprisingly by my surprise buttsex'.

Too many slots for the amount of units, that's a first.

It is by the standards we have today.

Wasn't that mercenary guy called the hurricane as well? Eubans.

(AHA FUCKING KNEW IT, HE IS)

A purse? Combined with his battle quote against Lloyd in the final chapter we can confirm something.

First order of business is taking out minster longbow that can shoot through walls.

BOOM, BABY.

Serra can unlock this so Lowen can storm inside on his horse. Wait these are ruins they probably have no roof.

This should help out Wil sometime.

Eliwood is being fried.

Luck was with me, and not the killer bow archer.

Killing enemy units montage.

Generic mini-boss has engaged our troops.

Probably Marcus' last ever level.

HEY I NEED THAT.

Traffic jam.

The Wil / Lyn support is helping quite a lot. Without Lyn nearby Wil couldn't one hit the enemy nomads.

Unfortunately neither Matthew or Serra is nearby for our god of speed.

Mini-boss down. Sucky level up.

Eliwood can hold the front line, right ... ?

I could use those for Canas staff rank later, but I don't.

Screw this dragons gate, get this guy to the olympics.

Eliwood nearly died.

Meanwhile Canas is getting some experience from the reinforcements.

The member card thief and Legault are right on schedule.

Fiora has way too much skill and speed to be hit by silly things as flying axes.

Good thing these don't have names on 'em.

GET THAT BLACK FANG SCUM HECTOR.

Let's stick with an axe, shall we?

Vulnerary doing work.

Not going to kill Darin yet, or reinforcements won't spawn. And there are plenty for some neat experience.

Lowen is still in the middle ruin taking out the guys coming from the basement.

Decent.

ALWAYS.

Bartre the pegasus destroyer.

Magic does not work on Fiora.

Oh right, this guy.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

RIP THE LAST EVER SLIM LANCE USED IN THIS GAME.

PROMOTION TIME

WHY NO SPEED ON PROMOTION.

Compared with average Bartre: +1.7 HP, +2 Str, -1.3 Skill, +2.8 Spd, -1.4 Luck, +2.6 Def, +2.5 Res.

No reason to complain, he has the edge on the stuff that matters. Still Warrior class though.

[Nisya]

Chapter 20 - Part 2

Everything is under control.

While money was short on supply, it won't be for long.

There will be constant reinforcements I can feed on until turn 30ish.

I think I wanted Marcus to poke, but he crit instead.

Need some of them Physics.

Yay Fiora!

Horrible plays incoming, in 3.. 2.. 1..

Yes, I was just mashing the attack command, disregarding any HP and Fiora died when I attacked.

Luckily the only (and great) level stayed intact and I only had to redo 2 or 3 turns.

I've seen better.

Since this is taking ages I made sure the proper units were next to each other for supports!

This doesn't sound very nice Lyn.

But somehow this follows (not like I cut 80% of the conversation)

No more knights and mages? Time for this guy on the throne.

Indeed Hector, if the entire world is the only thing worth his attention how about all the little things in the world? THERE IS NO LOGIC THERE.

They both missed.

Send Bartre instead.

Give the kill to Wil for level 20 and to embarrass Darin. (LOL DIED TO WIL)

YEA SNIPER.

(HP -0.5, Str +3, Skill +1, Spd -0.2, Luck +0.8, Def -0.6, Res -0.5)

About on average except for the +3 Str.

It took a year, but you are going to like each other.

Obviously since they're only from Ilia ...

EQUALITY FOR ALL. Also friendzoned?

Still had a chest to open.

Do something pisses her off, doing nothing achieves the same.

The problem is Serra understanding.

Promotion would be swell, then I can actually use him in combat without wasting experience.

Sorry bud, but I need you two to get supports.

WHAT'S THIS MATTHEW? YOU STARTING TO LIKE HER?

I love this support, picture overload.

Don't worry because..

ELIWOOD TO THE RESCUE.

Matthew is screaming in agony.

Ninian, quickly! You mustn't look.

Wait, this isn't Matthew, and why not fight him?

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30bwlElUKaA

Oh, that's why! Awesome!

Err...?

This is a weird show.

Oh, dragons out of a gate trick.

HE IS TRYING TO RUIN THE SHOW.

Not sure if part of the special show or a disaster.

Well this special show has not been fun at all.

Elbert has to be the biggest backstabber in the show.

Bravo! 10/10. Huh, what? This isn't the show? Err, ok. DROP THE CURTAINS ANYWAY.

[Nisya]

I am here to save you from all the chaos. (GET IT? no? ok then.)

Chapter 21

Back to the mainland, we're out of weed.

We are Skyrim now?

No he hasn't. Why would he noticeably grow anyway? He's a half-dragon.

(oops, spoilers)

It is, should teach Lyn a lesson.

Sounds like part of song lyrics. COPYRIGHTED BY ME, TOO LATE SUCKERS.

Not his knightS, but maybe a knight is still alive!

Quickly = enough time to wander around the continent for a couple of months.

Is this where he carries over his level and stats to her? If so, when does the reverse happen later?

I'm sure they will, hehe.

I can't put that here, we need to discuss that in 'private'.

I put Matthew on the map so I can actually see stuff and to steal the Hero Crest for money.

Having Serra use a torch so I can see the two monks that are in the bottom left.

FAIL.

Some special dancing to get Eliwood to the front.

Right, it's poison weapon time.

Str / Def, nice.

Okay, TO THE BACKLINE WITH YOU.

Allows me to properly torch the place though!

Hector is the new frontline.

DODGETANK

What the hell is this. Can I get my Str level back? (no.. okay.. :()

Stop slacking, I need you up front ASAP.

Crucial item for the side chapter after the desert one.

Ninian pretty useful .

Although she got hit by one of them poison weapon units.

Fiora is a cute little Pegasus knight, so she just might do so!

First level 20 though.

I hate the fact that all Wyverns use lances, you might deal nice damage, but so might they.

Levels, Serra is still a beast.

Seriously Eliwood, dying from poison out of all things. Normally he always does fine for me, but this run is a train of disappointment from Eli so far.

Luckily we have Fiora to pick up his slack, but PLS GET STR!

There he almost went again, you're forced to bring him this chapter I think.

WHAT IS THIS MOCKERY.

NO DAMAGE*, but actually still some damage.

THIS IS HOW ITS DONE ELIWOOD.

I GAVE YOU THE SILVER SWORD SO ... YOU ... I ... NEVERMIND.

Fiora ran out of normal weapons, now I am wasting the axereaver.

More dancing, I want Fiora promoted for the desert chapter.

That's no way to start your B support conversation.

Ilia support Nergal, to make sure they can get employment. I am on to you.

So poetic.

Since the endless Wyverns were not endless at all, I can finally do some cheap shopping.

Time to get more Eliwood support rolling before he murders her.

We did most of the stuff, he was still level one a year later!

You're her 'employer'.

I could put a poll to ask if Ninian or Fiora should get A support, but I already gave one of them an A.

I can make it a quiz instead I suppose.

Nice bow bro, have you thought about the consequences of picking a bow and rushing into my midst?

Also this guy, to surprise kill Oswin ..?

Whatever, ready for giant horsebird with swords promotion.

Thanks!

Lowen also getting level 20!

There is death when I lose a game of chess or something?

NOOOOO LOWEN, YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.

I am already over that bad level.

For years I have been wondering.. WHAT SWORD, SHE DOESN'T GIVE ELIWOOD ANYTHING.

Is she ready to face the bench, or ready to face the hordes of enemies?

Click below if you can't wait to find out!

No answers here, only wait.

OK, BYE.

DUM DUM DUM DUM

[Nisya]

NEW UNIT HYPE.

Chapter 22

I might have forgotten that this chapter is before the desert chapter.

Oh boy, family reunion time!

HECTOR ANGRY SMASH

You've never even met each other.

YES HE IS EVIL, I CAN CONFIRM.

ELIWOOD JUST POISONED NILS! (I think)

lol good luck with that buddy.

Promooooooootion timeeeeeeeees!

So Lowen: +0.8 HP, +3.6 Str, -0.4 Skill, -0.4 Spd, 0 Luck, -0.2 Def, +1.6 Res.

Str (and res) blessed, average on every other stat.

Fiora: -0.1 HP, +0.45 Str, +0.2 Skill, +0.5 Spd, -0.9 Luck, -1.6 Def, +2.5 Res.

Seems to be a pretty average Fiora who favours fighting magic units.

THE SQUAD

Wait, are you talking? Isn't Isadora supposed to be saying something to me?

I need to help you with aiming your shots WHAT?

Yay(?), it's Isadora! And she shall be facing hordes of enemies instead of the bench! I'll be pumping her (and others) up with some stat boosters next chapter.

Random enemy knight, ONE speed.

Lets just move all units forward, worked last chapter.. on the second try.

No worries, Canas knows how to dodge shit, unlike Eliwood.

More effective weaponry that has a disadvantage in the weapon triangle.

There might have been more enemies than I anticipated.

SHE WON'T. SHE IS VERY ANGRY.

Let's try this again without Canas up front. And I gave Isadora her own robe.

Yea, first blood for Isa.

MISSING 73s IS NOT ALLOWED NEXT TIME.

Good thing I feel pity and recruit him instead of letting him die.

Time to reinforce the front.

It might as well be silver axe equipped with Hector instead of the other (proper) way round.

You won't be needing that where you are going sir.

Oh right, the entire chapter is REAVERS.

0 Luck NPC = AI critfest chapter.

There are quite a lot of reinforcements in this chapter.

Sorry, but that's not what we are looking for.

He brings a mine? Never noticed.

The other thief lost his keys. MINE.

DELETE, DELETE.

RIP RATH'S UNIT

Neat!

Longbow action.

We need to move the bench!

Haha, I am one step ahead of you.

And one step behind this guy.

I thought Isadora had decent resistance, but her base is SIX. Like her awesome CON.

Class canon mode enabled.

The wyvern is done and attempting to fly out of the combat screen.

Team Bartre / Lowen is almost down plowing through the endless magic shit.

Feed Eliwood some more kills now that I can.

Why does every boss has to be an overconfident prick.

He might have a point though.

HE HAD ONE SHOT, BUT HE MISSED IT.

THIS WAS ALL PLANNED.

REKT LOL.

1% chance to kill.

YEA FIORA BITCHES.

SEND THE CAVALRY

Skill? Note: this isn't the last time she gets Str or Skill.

A sharp eye might notice something is inconsistent.

This sure is inconsistent.

Bosses give insane weapon exp, right...? right? guys..?

AND THAT CONCLUDES SOME INSANE LEVEL-UPS!

ALL HAIL SERRA!

GET OUT.

If he had done that Hector would probably murder him.

So? Then you can tell em this: "I TOLD U SO". Wouldn't that be sweet?

No? Yes? I'm going with yes.

.....

Fuck wrong choice.

Are you a prophet now? It's going to be smooth sailing from here!

LYN MODE ALL OVER AGAIN.

So he gives you game overs when Hector gets doubled and dies.

[Nisya]

The amount of chapters where you 'need' a thief is too damn high.

Chapter 23

It can't be a legend if he is still alive. Or real, legends are fake. MY DEFINITION.

We better avoid this place.

Fuck.

This desert was a stupid idea.

WHAT DID U SAY U 'LIL BITCH?

I might have been not true towards the original events.

Yes, take Eliwood's sweaty hairy arm.

TARGET LOCKED

Isn't it technically turning since forever?

Your sentiments should be directed the other way round in this case.

I am already tired of these guys, moving on.

No horses, since they suck on sand, it will primarily be Canas getting to 20, Fiora to rescue Pent and Matthew digging in the sand.

He is firing that arrow from above his head, no wonder you suck.

Blindly fly Fiora towards Pent -> Get blocked by first enemy unit.

OH POOR PENT, THOSE OVERWHELMING ODDS.

My magic user is not as durable or strong.

But he does his best.

Turn 2, kill the first boss.

Like this.

What is?

Oh right, THIS.

WHAT IS THAT MYSTERIOUS MUSCLED MAN DOING SNEAKING UP TO HECTOR?

(Trying to guard the desert)

You forgot to hit him Bartre.

Ninian will serve as dodge bait so Canas can fire at will for experience.

STAB THE EVIL SHAMAN

29x4, slight overkill.

For some reason Hawkeye was his best target. I also didn't roll Hawkeye btw.

Package Pent is underway.

I was confused as to why Hector couldn't one hit a mage with his Silver Axe. But that was a good thing, since I found out he has a guiding ring I can steal.

LIKE THIS

Now you can fuck right off.

These units give fuck all for experience.

MONEY SEAL

Can't u guys be more like last chapter?

Here is some Ninian / Canas action.

Wait there was more.

Desert should be more or less empty, time for some treasure hunting.

Seems that Matthew came in first at the treasure hunt.

Suddenly out of fucking nowhere in the top of the map.

NOPE.

Have to send Wil to weaken him.

And then Canas can get the kill with flux. (think he was holding another tome in that earlier screen)

And I get a second staff user!

Are you for real?

I had Ninian do some back-up dances just in case.

CHAPTER WASN'T ACTUALLY OVER YET. ENJOY SOME ELIWOOD VS. THE SAND.

[Nisya]

This chapter gave me a few issues, but those were 50% my fault, 50% RNGesus.

Chapter 23x

Ah, finally the beginning.

Someone tell me how you pronounce the "........"

Names are numbers with letters!

We doing philosophy now?

Hector's brain hurts from the philosophical inquiries.

Or he smacked his head.

Kinda weird that Pent knows about him/them. They don't seem to be very common.

Hector turns into a wife beater later.

These are some weird promotion gains, but hey +3 speed!

Canas compared to his averages: HP -0.4, Mag +2.6, Skill -0.8, Spd +1.8, Luck -2, Def -1, Res -0.4.

Not bad. Extra Mag / Spd = win.

Stat booster time! Isadora could use some help, and Lowen + Bartre can use some skill.

Decided to give Isadora even more stat boosters!

See any flaws in my line-up? I didn't.

Annoying to have this guy forced into the chapter, but makes sense lore wise.

Bartre can one hit the walls, AMAZING UTILITY = GODTIER UNIT CONFIRMED.

PLEASE, NOT THE LUNA DRUIDS.

Hah, get REKT.

More amazing utility, aka longbow.

All seems well.

Kishuna moves pretty clever, giving room for the siege tome guys to attack.

Nobody likes you bolting guy.

''

Speed? Sure.

Hhahaha doubled by my slowest unit.

I think his resistance is pretty blessed. Actually I have no clue.

Bartre achieved axe-wielding perfection.. after destroying a wall.

FUCK YOUR MAGIC, I AM FIORA.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

Canas can use staff!

I must admit I totally forgot about the status staves.

Acceptable level.

I would say the stat boosters paid off, but this isn't the case here.

Oh fuck, that's half my right side team asleep.

Luna time!

At this point everything is falling apart.

Everyone on the right side was asleep and at the mercy of some magic users, I didn't bring a restore staff (Serra) and it's time to restart the chapter.

Bye Canas, you can't use restore yet.

Some new levels, Hector's level is amazing and Fiora got the exact same level as in the failed attempt.

Ugh, need a silver sword to kill a sage.

I SHALL MAKE CLAIM TO THE BEST ISADORA LEVEL UP OF ALL TIME. WELCOME ABOARD.

These guys have a ton of resistance.

That shit better NOT hit.

Facepalm.

I might get mad if this would hit.

Go shove that purge up your ass, it's the most annoying siege tome out of the three.

Nice, nice.. WAIT I DIDN'T SAVE MY STAT BOOSTER USAGE, I JUST REALIZED.

Eclipse having a hit rate is a reason to be ashamed.

Sorry! Didn't mean to make you mad.

Good now I can fix up Wil.

What's that round glow below the druid?

Oh right, it's GET CRIT IN UR FACE MODE. No need to restart, I used a save-state every now and then because I couldn't be arsed to get fucked.

And after replaying some moves we are ready to continue.

Meh.

Good boy Wil!

ARGH

While it would be cool to hurl some dark magic across the field, accuracy would be preferable.

Use Brave bow, because Wil is apparently unable to double that guy.

NO WIL, BAD.

Forgot about reinforcements, luckily Isadora was nearby to save Merlinus

Every female non-magic unit standard level.

Bartre can one-shot the mage reinforcements.

?? This should more likely be 5 damage and actually hitting.

Capped defense!

No risk, there is still a shaman just out of vision.

Okay, I am an idiot. Bartre could one-shot all the mages, except this one. So I attacked into him without looking, he had 1 HP left, and he killed Bartre who was on 10 hp or whatever...

Start taking out these guys while Matthew makes a trip around the map for items.

Skill / Speed, very nice.

This takes too long, Fiora make it go faster.

Many secret books in Hector mdoe.

And I can finally finish the chapter with a shit level.

He fled like 15 turns ago.

Hector looks so excited to meet that guy.

Still having the bored face.

WHAT? BUT HER MOTHER IS MADELYN, THE CAELIN THRONE CRISIS - PART #2?

No, it's because Hector's brother told us to go here.

At least he has good stats, unlike a certain other magic general.

I'll probably give this to Isadora.

For one night!

No, I was sleeping, fuck off Hector.

[Nisya]

It turns out the stats boosters were properly applied last chapter, I was too stupid to realize that con shows as 6+2 and therefore 6 in the level-up screen.

Chapter 24

One guess which version I will get.

This guy seems like a nice and beloved ruler.

FUCK THE SYSTEM, I'M HECTOR

Hector rather have total panic and anarchy in the streets.

Hawkeye sure won't draw any attention looking like that in BERN.

No what? We just got here.

First sign of trouble and he's out.

They look like holding hands, SO ROMANTIC.. where is the guy with the big axe going?

Surely you don't need that right now do you?

If you wait long enough it starts getting dark ingame! You should try it.

ITS SO ADORABLE

...

LOOK AT IT.

We'll start be beating you up since you are some ex semi-high ranking fang.

"Legault had been a member of the Black Fang organization since its inception. He is said to be second in ability to none except the Four Fangs, implying he had earned himself quite a reputation while he was still a member." - FE Wiki.

...

...

...

WHERE THE FUCK IS HEADQUARTERS? DURR

He is lying, he is a beggar thief profiting from our food.

Ninian agrees.

According to Lyn, Eliwood should go for Ninian and that's what I am going to do. Girls have a thing for that.

Surprising, since all my lords are overleveled.

FINALLY A CHAPTER WHERE I DON'T NEED MATTHEW.

I should've probably given this to Karla later in hindsight. Not that it doesn't pay off for Isadora, but Karla will be a trash unit probably.

We're on the left, you're on the right of the map. Was that so hard?

CHARGE IN THE CAVALRY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU

Maybe not quite as epic.

Who you dancing for? Ah Eliwood, hehe.

They're just throwing themselves on our spears!

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!

THE EVILDOERS MUST BE TAKEN ON.

My strategy: move units forward.

I DIDN'T GIVE U DROPS FOR THIS.

This guy is pretty tough.

That Dart without weapons pose.

There went mister tough guy, Fiora got a crit at some point.

Since we're provided with ballistae I'll use 'em.

Ouch, that hurt.

Fiora best unit.

to chain me to the bench? YES.

It can't be 4+ stats fest forever I guess.

90% of the map is pirate and wyvern reinforcements.

That's right, AXES. Body Ring MVP.

Ok that fucking hurt a lot.

Because you're a senile old idiot?

Better show-off for Ninian.

This wasn't in the script.

I have tons of Isadora axe pictures because she crit a lot this chapter, but I failed to capture most of them.

Need the Silver Lance to one round him, RIP half the charges after the mercenaries suicide on it.

Lowen has double Isadora's base con.

Mah Silvah Lance!

Isadora axe crit, like I said.

Enemies sure seems to hit a lot of low numbers at the moment, or maybe that's because there are hundreds of these attacks?

SEND MORE PIRATES.

Canas and Issy take care of this side.

Eliwood needs to be strong for Ninian, who cares about other stats right.

Apparently there is a Murdock cameo in this chapter.

Canas can't take many hits.

WELL HELLO HARKEN. Will we see you again?

These pirates take ages, go and do something about it Fiora.

I don't know (and care) about Ninian averages, but I have a feeling mine is quite bad.

CRITTED.

Can't be happy with this when u had the drops can I?

Wil is cruising around town in the ballista.

DODGERINO

Seriously, how many are there? I think the Iron Axe broke 5 turns ago.

ITS HAPPENING (actually B support)

Way to talk about your mother Eliwood.

WHAT? EXILE HER.

Ready for promotion after the Farina chapter.

Bartre is also in this chapter.

Wil crit this guy I think.

Ahoy!

What?

Here is Lowen in a nutshell: Food & Afraid of Marcus.

After some consideration I decided to bait out the hand axe.

So Isadora can poke, and Lowen can get the experience.

These are great shots if you want to compare their palette. Also rip Linus' face.

He's pretty well rounded I suppose.

We also ganged up on you with superior tactics.

In before Limstella.

They are, WHEN WILL THEY START LISTENING TO ME.

You died easily.

This guy, here, he doesn't die easily.

I GET TO USE LLOYD? FUCK YEA.

:(

She will be queen in about 21 years from now. HAHAHAHAHA.

In the end Desmond sort of won..?

[Nisya]

This chapter screams train your unpromoted units (aka. Farina) before it's too late. Since it consists of endless unpromoted reinforcements handily divided into axe (bottom left), lance (top left), magic (top right) and some random peg knight reinforcements, it's pretty easy to do so. But since I don't have any unpromoted units apart from lords, it eventually becomes very boring to play. Have to milk every drop of experience though.

Chapter 25

Oh boy! Exclusive Hector mode chapters!

They should make a sitcom out of it.

That isn't Eliwood..

Whatever, let's do this.

What a joker, you see he is in a prison, having no control over his quarters! Haha!

........

Ah, I know where this is going now. Hehe.

Nevermind, it's going into the opposite direction more or less.

YET THERE ARE BALLISTAE, WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS BALLISTAE.

Sheesh, let go of it already woman.

Suddenly, enemy units!

Three things to seize? FE6 would be proud of this chapter.

Earth seal doesn't work on thief, see you later Matthew. Still need him to collect some treasure anyway.

Everyone fits nicely into the chapter. I switched out Lyn for Marcus though.

And here we go, once again using the available resources.

Why are they equipped with halberds, it's not like Lowen / Isadora will come charging into the lake with a lance equipped.

I like how Merlinus is nice and safe back there.

One of my issues is how the chapter is divided into 3 section, send sword user to bottom left = gg easy.

Or you could just not give a shit about the weapon triangle and use one of the fifty forests.

This would be Marcus dodging.

Such grace and skill.

The one and only warrior level.

Do you even hit? Nice effective weaponry you got there by the way.

Even the 'boss' unit accomplishes nothing.

OH GOD, PIRATE REINFORCEMENTS, WE'RE FUCKED.

If you somehow decided to send Oswin / Wallace into tons of axe users surrounded by forests.

An enemy unit actually hit one of mine with 10 damage!

Nice, nice.

I think he moved, but that 7 hitrate is going nowhere.

Meanwhile some Marcus' action. Endless cavalry reinforcements are being blocked by Bartre / Lowen (and Marcus I guess).

Better than the +1 speed level last chapter.

..... goddammit Eliwood.

You'd be a lot more useful if you joined now, Bartre just hit level 5.

Hurray!

SO MANY UNPROMOTED UNITS, BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO TRAIN.

lol

Ok

Good thing I brought more than one!

Fighting? It's a slaughter ...

DING DING DING, PERFECT LEVEL UP ALERT. First one I think! Matthew had one, but speed was already capped, so that didn't really count.

Combat and stuff I guess.

If only we had a new one right next to him.. OH WAIT WE DO!

Ok that's it, you're fucking benched.

No.

What are you going to do? Fall of the bench?

We got plenty of gold, you can entertain the bench with your greatness.

We'll get it off your corpse again later anyway.

You can't exit the ballista and move, but you can attack!

He even gets one rounded, yawn.

Where did this guy come from?

Here is a bunch of screens I don't feel like commenting on.

They have the same crest, are you a traitor Lowen?

''

No? Allrighty then.

The reinforcements, they never stop, my javelins... :(

Axe > Spear.

Canas needs more level.

Can you get one more of them perfect ones?

We ain't done yet... *sigh*. Milk every drop of experience!

Woo Afa's drops!

NINIAN SO STRONG.

I might have forgotten to seize the castles ... :)

The emotion of sadness is accompanied by a loosening in the face muscles, resulting in a 'long face'.

SO THERE YOU GO, SHE IS SAD.

No? Fine, get Fiora.

Kill your... NO WAIT, GET INSANE LEVEL-UPS AND SHE WILL BE HAPPY!

Awwwww...

And we finish it with a little dance.

MORE ROMANCE?

NOPE, BETTER. FOOD!

Oh god, Marcus is on the map.

Better mention her presumed dead fiancee.

Marcus will get the boots, good luck after that Lowen.

What enemy? There is only blood on the map.

THERE IS ONLY BLOOD ON THE MAP

[Nisya]

11 turns of 'surviving' against a ton of unpromoted units, or wyverns who aren't going anywhere.

Chapter 26

Another chapter full of unpromoted enemies.

GO TEAM.

Empirical evidence is not enough for Hector.

Barbaric.

Imagine yes, since there isn't anyone around at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI

! Thickets are unpassable terrain!

And so his spiral into madness begins.

He keeps repeating himself.

KAWAII

Yea

Knock Knock

But no Wyvern.

I have a kingdom to rule anyway.

Meet EVERYONE in all the fortesses!

What the fuck are you even saying Eliwood?

Oh gossip behind the back of others. Not nice.

Ninian loves Hector now? The story is getting interesting.

No, Doctor Phil is on his way.

And he wants to play.

Ok, roger that.

We don't have any weak members.

Merlinus died in one chapter so this comes one chapter too late.

Well there is a small item to discuss here.

I originally rolled Louise, but since I got the Bartre + Karla combo, had to get myself a healer (Serra) since I suck and already have a sniper I have decided to just ditch Louise. Too many characters otherwise in my opinion. Oh, she also has 0 supports options with any of my other characters, so that's another reason.

Goddamn, finally.

Now i feel sad for ditching her :(

Yea Lyn!

Compared to average: +0.7 HP, +1.4 Str, -0.4 Skill, 0 Spd, +2.55 Luck, +0.2 Def, +0.3 Res.

Slightly above average, although most stats are equal when rounded up/down.

Time to set Wil in a ballista and fire away.

No bandits allowed.

Enough space for all characters here, Matthew will be doing INTEL.

Thought you were safe on your mountain?

MANY WYVERNS, MUST KILL ALL.

Hyper-warp-magic-dodge!

And the magic face tank.

More combat, these unpromoted units pose 0 challenge. The wyverns might be an exception.

GIVE LUNA

Who are you? How do you know my name? TAKE HER DOWN MATTHEW.

Hey, you still got plenty of possible stats to level.

Isadora going on the critting spree ft. Lowen support bonus.

Lyn is promoted, I can just have her charge a bunch of wyverns right?

Right....?

Nope, still haven't learned to keep Lyn back.

So after restarting this is about were I was.

Fiora upgraded her new level 9 with +1 luck!

Guaranteeing even more crits!

No you won't Fiora is not going to fight you (SPOILER?).

Bow more effective against Wyvern than swords.

Combat and stuff.

Serra should be good, she could use some light weapon ranks.

I rather have Rebecca, she is way more likely to have a lower change of being hit.

Blargh.

Archers actually overpowered?

3 more turns zzz.

Is this the final Marcus action? Who knows.

Pretty meh.

Should've used a forest tile earlier.

Great job.

Who applied a blur filter to this picture?

Not going for the uber spear, don't need it anyway.

YEA WE ARE KINDA AWARE OF THAT BY NOW.

Did Legault finally tell us where it is?

That's sexist!

[Nisya]

This is going to be a two part chapter, screenshot overload.

Chapter 27 - Part 1

I have one unit for both versions (Serra / Bartre), with Serra being slightly higher level. However it seems that the bases of the rest resulted in tipping the side in favor of Jerme's version.

(20/7, 3, 3, 1 = 34 for Kenneth and 20/5, 3, 3, 5 = 36 for Jerme. Raven MVP with his level 5 base!)

STOP RIGHT THERE SOLIDER. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

By the way, for Lyn to use tracking skills there must still be some sort of trail.

*Enter imaginary epic picture / cut scene here*

Next time you will fight for us, or join the overcrowded bench.

Hector and Lyn, the neighborhood bullies.

ERROR BRAIN CANNON COMPREHEND.

I'M GOING IN ALONE

Yay, a quest!

That doesn´t sound like your typical rpg quest.

Jerme confirmed. We´re also right fucking there, not sure how they are unable to see us.

TOP DAWG.

I´m sure someone would pay good money for it.

Lowen prepared a marvelous meal on the way.

YOU EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.

Now-a-days this line would mean a M (yea I had to google that) 17+ rating.

Except for the part you never use a weapon that can actually crit.

Roger that captain.

My line-up part 1.

I think I forgot something.

Yep, need Matthew for chests. *sigh*

This snow isn't helping moving forward. DO I NEED TO GET KAREL? FIND OUT... below I guess.

But first some Lyn x Wyvern action.

Please tell me why you would attack into an archer as a flying unit, one with 59 crit even.

I don't know what I expected when I opened this, but not some secret magic cabal.

DESTROY THE HERETICS.

Finally something other than HP / STR.

Yo black fang, can you send some senior members, like promoted guys?

Thanks!

Time to get Eliwood to 20, finally he gets a very nice level!

Traffic jam, but the snow stopped now I think.

Javelins have to be the best weapon in the game.

Hide and seek with Eliwood.

Here is a Serra fight and an unrelated Canas level.

Everytime Isadora crits I feel the need to screencap it.

NO ONE CAN TOUCH OUR LOVE.

He is starting to turn our pretty decent after all.

By now you might have a clue regarding the unit that will appear. But the question remains, am I going to use him or not?

These nomads are promoted, but not very threatening.

Did it just start snowing again? Bloody hell.

Go get 'em Matthew, you're the best.

RAINBOW ATTACK

INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT.

Apparently he is driven slightly insane by all the events + his past.

You're at the right address mate! Quite hilarious that he would attack and kill Eliwood if I gave him the chance. (he does simply attack any unit he can right?)

THOSE STATS YES, JOIN ME, JOIN ME!!!!!

My bow units are disappointing me once again.

Has Lowen made an appearance yet? If not: LOWEN!

Since I sold a boatload of promo items I don't need, money is no issue.

I remember better times, with better levels.

You'll pay for that. You can't just go and break my stuff.

Snow seems to have gone, I can easily reach Harken.

What will happen next? Find out on the next part of Fire Emblem Z

[Nisya]

Part 2, only three days later than I planned!

Chapter 27 - Part 2

What are you doing Isadora, if its red it is supposed to go DEAD.

He ran lol.

But there was nowhere to go.

FIRED.

Should've joined up with us, we attract them like a magnet.

That better be some mean breath, else it won't amount to anything. I recommend tons of garlic to start with.

Although all of his decent level-ups are missing.

You're no knight class! Enjoy your life in shame.

MY LIFE FOR AIUR.

YES, ITS HAPPENING. I haven't used this guy in a loooooong time, he looks very competent with his HM bonus bases.

Fun fact: I rolled Karel after Harken, but that obviously wasn't going to work out.

KILL THEM ALL.

Harken can float.

This should be useful for my many anima users.

Is that the sun I see rising in the back?

Harken montage! He got hit quite a lot.

Once again I failed to capture the Lyn crit animations, one of these days I will get it.

I will take some STR and speed yes. LOOK AT THOSE BASES, STARE AT THEM. HES AMAZING.

Axereaver? Damn you almost had me.

But I also carry around reavers.

Oh shit, the Luna guys are back, last time they only critted and killed 2 of my characters.

YES THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING.

Let's try a different approach.

THE CRIT THEM APPROACH.

She will probably cap STR if she gets enough levels.

I'm going to save every stat booster for Karla.

NO, BAD SERRA.

MORE REAVER ON REAVER ACTION.

3 str, are you fucking kidding me.

Here are some very decent levels, also Hector is capped.

While Matthew is running around the map gathering the treasure Isadora and Harken have time for a chitchat.

THE PUNISHMENT FOR NEGLECTING DUTY IS DEATH.

Oh, ok, you're excused then sir.

I can hear him think "fuck off".

Initiate romantic distraction mode.

It wasn't very effective.

In case you didn't know what Paladins are.

I wanted to show all the fire supports she gets, I'm guessing they boost attack and shit.

After a string of decent levels here are the less impressive ones. Also Eliwood cap, see you on the bench for a while mate. (JK probably forced every other chapter.)

Still one chest to go after.

Seemed like a good idea to open the door, have all the Myrmidons attack Harken with an axe (they all had Lancereavers).

Except this guy had other plans are rushes in to double Hector.

See, 18 damage. That was a double.

Faster Matthew, get me whatever is in the last chest.

Poke boss HP down meanwhile.

The chest contained gold.

Giving this guy the vengeance he wants.

Another nice level from Harken.

Then go do something about it.

HE SAID THE GAME TITLE.

To the Eliwoodmobile.

Please explain to me why Nino needs to kill the prince.

Sure: She is the scapegoat, way to figure out the answer while still writing the quesiton.

He be dead soon mon. Or is he already?

[Oshimos]

Wait, Jerme moves? I've only gotten his chapter once in the ~10 times I've played through the game, so I didn't know that. He could have been quite a handful if they'd stuck a Killing Edge into his inventory instead of leaving him with just the god-awful Light Brand.

[Nisya]

Wait, Jerme moves? I've only gotten his chapter once in the ~10 times I've played through the game, so I didn't know that. He could have been quite a handful if they'd stuck a Killing Edge into his inventory instead of leaving him with just the god-awful Light Brand.

I mostly get his chapter as I usually train Bartre to get all the characters, I don't think the designers liked the idea of Jerme activating silencer so they gave him a Light Brand in both chapters he is in.

Time for the green unit RNG challenge! Can Jaffar, Nino and Zephiel not fuck up before we can intervene?

Chapter 28

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS

RNG BEFORE DAWN.. BATTLE BEFORE RNG? Meh, still an RNG fest.

D'aww..

That confidence.

Lets hear it.

You want to do what with your sister?!

How come Jaffar gets to open doors for free as an Assassin?

So she was a failure after all.

Your options would be (if Jaffar didn't turn pussy): "die and Jaffar kills the prince" or "kill the prince".

So you cou... WHO CARES ITS PLOT STUFF.

Ever had Nino fight with Ursula? It's so satisfying to kill her with Nino after the special conversation.

They should change his class to hero.. or white knight.

We does not include you Eliwood.

This be my squad for this night.

I wonder how she even got to the palace carrying that Elfire around with 3 con.

Bartre and Lowen will charge the left side, the rest goes right.

So far, so easy.

Even Jaffar has nothing to worry about, but that will change.

Ouchie.

What is your room? I'd think you know best.

NO, RUN EAST AND THEN NORTH, but avoid Ursula though.

The first imposing enemy, tried to get a crit to no avail.

Matthew too damn slow, gave Isadora a door key.

Some sort of honorable mercenary/hero pact?

Nino uses elixir!

They weren't kidding about putting off the lights.

Must get more staff rank for no reason at all.

He could have died there if they both hit, but they didn't. Goddamn reavers.

Rofl, he blocked the door to the treasure chamber.

Random combat.

NOT FROM YOUR BOLTING.

Okay, I take that back, 10 damage on my highest res unit isn't bad.

And the other boss.

What? This guy doubles Bartre? (yet he keeps attacking Lowen)

Holy shit, those are some pretty impressive stats.

I AM GOD OF THE WEAPON TRIANGLE(S).

AND RIP PALA BOSS.

Meh.

Ursula does a good job hitting the low numbers.

Zephiel took care of the only threat, he can die if you're slow / unlucky on HM.

Jaffar likes to lose hit points.

Lowen is in position to take that back, also Jaffar being surrounded.

SO CUTE, I WANT TO USE YOU SO YOU CAN MURDER UR FAMILY IN THE LAST CHAPTER!

But I didn't get Nino.

You like combat screens? I hope you do.

I decided to just let the thief "steal" the boots in the chest, then kill him afterwards.

Obviously this had to hit her. Because fuck me right.

I had Bartre and Lowen carry around some healing stuff.

Team Harken/Isadora going to get that experience.

Not even a rescue staff could save that level-up.

Still haven't bothered to rescue Jaffar.

This guy is going on the bench in cog of destiny, takes way too much magic damage.

Hurray!

Took only 4 Brave Bow uses.

LYN HER MISSION IS TO ASSASSINATE URSULA.

Looking back at these stats that could've gone horribly wrong.

I kinda bumped into her, no vision.

Side chapter securing time.

The one and only quote.

COME GIVE HECTOR SOME HUGS JAFFAR.

Don't need money or earth seal.

Ursula had one bolting left, but she went all out with Elfire. Lyn critted that ass.

Your last thoughts are about your boss?

Perfect, that's my Lyn.

Oh hey, she just killed one of the most powerful members in our organisation.... ATTACK!

Levels.

More experience / staff rank, map is empty now I think.

Then this guy shows up.

I just cut her throat so we could get to the shrine of seals things.

You're a green unit, how am I supposed to do that?

Oh and that.

5?

You're literally in his face, Eliwood is nowhere to be seen, least of all in your way.

Oh, hello there!

Neither are Eliwoods today.

Don't worry ma'am, we got 'em. *hands over Nino*

SUCH TACT

GET BACK ON MY LAWN

Phew, Elibe is still save-able.

That is one way to put it.

[momogeek2141]

Wow. Been a while since you updated it, hasn't it?

[Nisya]

No worries, I'll get on it today.