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Prologue

Music:

(A long table in a seemingly empty void, several hundred creatures are seated there, arguing over something)

???: WE CAN NOT LET THE PRIMID RUN UNCHECKED, WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE EVERY LAST ONE!!!

???: The Primid are a potential ally, I'm not going to throw that away over some bigots fears...

???: DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHAT THE HANDS COULD BE PLANNING!

???: Now sirs, I didn't want to be involved in this squabble but when you insult our good friends and current hosts may I remind you, I cannot stay silent.

???: THE SUBSPACE EMISSARIES HAVE NOT RECOGNIZED META-KNIGHT TO SPEAK!

Meta-Knight: I am sorry I had to speak my mind.

???: Next time, I suggest you don't.

Meta-Knight: But Sir Siegfried.

Siegfried: As the head of this unwieldily conglomerate, I order you to be silent.

Meta-Knight: But sir...

???: Let it go Meta.

Siegfried: I suggest you listen to Roy, Before I lose my temper.

Meta-Knight: Yes sir.

Siegfried: Now back to buisness...

Meta-Knight: 'A council of the ages, brought about to protect us from war'

Meta-Knight: 'What are we though, just surrogates for our squabbling Kings'

Meta-Knight: 'This "Unwieldily Conglomerate" will collapse in on itself, and the wars it was designed to avoid...will begin'

To be Continued...

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Chapter 1

(6 Years later)

(Mushroom Kingdom)

Music:

Mario: LUIGI, LET'S-A GO, WE DON'T-A HAVE ALL DAY!

Luigi: Sorry, bro.

Mario: I'm going to miss my fight with this Kirby guy if you keep holding me up damnit!

Luigi: Why is this thing even so important.

Mario: This Dedededede guy challenged the Mushroom Kingdom...

_______________________

(2 Days earlier)

(Castle DDD)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QL_NyYHy8

Dedede: ESCARGOON!!!

Escargoon: Yes sir...

Dedede: Listen I want you to call up this Mushroomy Kingdumb and challenge that there Princess to a Smash bros. Tourney, her Kingdom's Heroes Versus MY Kingdom's Heroes.

Escargoon: Why?

Dedede: BECAUSE I SAID SO DANG IT!

Escargoon: Yes sir...*Mutters profanities under his breath*

Dedede(On Phone): Alright, I challenged this Mushroom Kingdom to a fight, now when do I get my half of the deal.

???(On Phone): When the mission...is complete.

____________________

(Present)

(On the way to the Stadium)

Music:

Masu: Hurry Up I don't want to be late for the fight!!!

Branded: Keep it in your pants man were almost there.

Masu: We came along way to see this fight I don't want to miss it!

Princess: Don't worry guys were almost there.

*BOOOSH!*

Masu: HOLY CRAP!

Branded: No one told us about Purple Nukes...

To be Continued...

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Chapter 2

(2 Hours Earlier)

(Glitz Pitz Mushroom Kingdom)

Music:

Peach: I hope Mario is okay, he's never this late.

Toadsworth: Don't worry Princess, I'm sure Mario will be here any moment now!

Peach: I guess but...

???: Oh My God, Peach!

Peach: Who is it?

Zelda: It's been to long!

Peach: Why are you here Zelda?

Zelda: My father was informed of the SSB Tourney between the Mushroom and Cappy Kingdoms, It's customary for the King of a third country, Usually Hyrule, to MC the whole show but my father is to busy leading the war against Gerudo, So.

Peach: He sent you.

Zelda: Yep, So who are the fighters?

Peach: I chose Mario, but I don't know anything about the Dreamlander, His name is Kirby or something.

Zelda: Kirby?

Peach: Like the Vacuum.

???: Not quite, but pretty close.

Peach: Excuse me this is the Royal's booth.

???: And well who do ya think I am.

Peach: Are you King Dedede?

Dedede: Dang skippy, Skippy. *Stares at Zelda*

Peach: My name is Pri-

Dedede: Right right, totally tragic how your parents named you after a Peanut Butter Brand and stuff.

Peach: WHAT!

Dedede: What ever Skippy. *Keeps staring at Zelda*

Peach: :angry: MY NAME ISN'T SKIPPY

Dedede: Sorry, were you saying something?

Peach: :angry:

*Kirby Theme starts playing*

Dedede: Excuse me I have to take this call *Walks out of Booth*

Zelda: Is it just me or was he stareing at me...

_______________________

(In the Ring)

Music:

Announcer: and now entering the Arena!

Announcer: The Portly Plumber who's got the Power, MARIO!

Mario: OKAY LET'S A-GO!!!

Announcer: And the Hungriest thing alive! the 8-Inch powerhouse from Dreamland, IT'S KIRBY!

Kirby: HIIIIIII

Mario: Are you jokeing...

Kirby: Poyo!

Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Kirby: POYO! *Kirby Up-Airs Mario*

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHH

*Twinkle*

Announcer: THIS GAMES WINNER IS KIRBY!!!

Peach: :blink:

Zelda: :blink:

Dedede: :lol:

To be Continued...

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Chapter 3

(Glitz Pitz-After Match)

Music:

Mario: Good fight.

Kirby: Hiii.

Mario: ???

Kirby: Poyo!

Mario: Is that all you say?

Kirby: Hi Hi Hi Hi!

Mario: Alright...*Shakes Kirby's hand*

Music:

*The Halberd flies into the Stadium*

Mario: WHAT THE-

_______________________

(In a Galactic Federation Research Lab)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--sRhAa45YI

Guard1: Yeah, you see that fight.

Guard2: No I was watching something else on Pay-Per-View...

Guard1: You are a perv., Hey did you hear that?

Guard2: No...

Guard1: I swear there was something...

*BANG*

Guard1: uhhhh......

Guard2: Hey what are you...

*BANG*

Guard2: Damn...

*Zero Suit Samus runs past guard station*

ZSS: Sorry guys, Collateral Damage.

ZSS(On Phone): Alright, are you sure my Power Suit is here?

???(On Phone): Yes, you save your Power Suit, and then contact me for more mission details.

ZSS: Yes Sir.

To Be Continued...

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