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C'mon EVERYONE SHOUT OUT!!!

NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER

I'm in Michigan for the past week!

I have a butt load of chapters on meh Mac at home but I'm not gonna re-write crap just for the LOLS I'll update when I get home!!!!!

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I'm in Michigan for the past week!

I have a butt load of chapters on meh Mac at home but I'm not gonna re-write crap just for the LOLS I'll update when I get home!!!!!

DIDN'T KNOW YOU ARE IN MICHIGAN!! SORRY!! BUT HEY WHACCHA GONNA DOOOO!!!???

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My cousin is here with my Laptop JOY!!!!

Chapter 9

(In Subspace)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxJRDiOwMtc

???: Alright men...You were all chosen for a reason...

Bowser: I'm the first villain ever...

Ganondorf: I have a peice of the Triforce...

Wario: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLGOLDLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Gheb: I'm Schmexy.

Black Knight: Darth Vader wasn't available.

Hika: I payed the writer.

Eggman: And I am super smart.

Bowser: Why the hell did we just do that...

???: Introduction and shit, it's a plot element.

Bowser: Now why are we here Stalmos!

Stalmos: For one reason, The Primid have revolted...[Censored]'s Army has declared full war with The Subspace Emissaries, We have already assassinated their two top leaders, thank you Hika By the way...

Hika: I'm bored...that Roy didn't put up a fight and Siegfried was to weak from riding himself of Nightmare...

Stalmos: Ridley has betrayed us, He is going to the Floating Island to warn Samus aran about the trap we have set for her.

Bowser: But Ridley HATES Samus...

Stalmos: And Politics makes for strange bedfellows.

Ganondorf: Listen to me, attacking Ridley now would be suicide.

Stalmos: Why?

Ganondorf: He's traveling with Masu...

Stalmos: Future Son-in-Law to the King of Kilvas?

Gonondorf: If we wish to continue the use of Kilvan Mercs...

Stalmos: I see...Damn...We need a way to take down Ridley without harming this...Masu.

Gheb: I can helps ya ther...

Stalmos: How?

Gheb: Well, there were these two Mercs who used to Roll with Glen and Cormag in teh Grado army.

Stalmos: Yes?

Gheb: They were top notch Assassins, I think they were named Matt and Gatrie.

__________________________

(Skyworld-Lower Section)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joHdhnf2lu8

Branded: So then Princess and I fell into Skyworld...

Mario: Mama Mia, that is-a one crazy story!

Pit: What I don't get is why you left this Masu guy, When i joined the Centurions we were taught to never leave our friends behind...

Princess: *Starts Crying Anime Style*

Pit: Sorry...

Branded: Real smooth Cherubi...

Pit: <_<

Mario: Cherubi?

Princess: DAMNIT BRANDED WHY DID WE LEAVE HIM!!! *Starts Crying again*

Branded: It was self preservation, MS risked his ass to let us escape, We used that said ass risking...

Princess: Masu... *Sniff*

Pit: Are you okay...

Princess: No I'm not...

Mario: ...

Branded: C'mon Princess let's go scout ahead, take your mind off MS.

*Branded and Princess run ahead*

Mario: Hey Pit...

Pit: Yeah...

Mario: I've seen that look before...Don't try anything...

Pit: what do you mean "Try Anything"

Mario: Well...You are starring at that-a Laguz's rear-end since we left Skyworld...

Pit: Damn...Was it that obvious?

Mario: -_-

_______________________

(Ridley's Ship)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--sRhAa45YI

Masu: *Playing TOS2*

Pat: Damn, you REALLY like Genis Sage...

Rin: Would you two nerds stop with your dick slap fight!

Masu: That was uncalled for...

Pat: What is it Rin?

Rin: Ridley ordered us all to the Bridge...

Masu: But...Lloyd almost has enough EXP to level up!

Rin: Think about your Feathered Friend!

Masu: Bitch...

Rin: Fag...

Masu: Slut...

Rin: Loser...

Masu: Whore...

Rin: Go suck a dick...

Masu: Oh your free to, BURNED.

Rin: Sorry you must be more then 3 Inches long to ride THIS roller coaster.

Masu: Wow, I have an errection.

Rin: For PAT!

Masu: Oh go slut around with some Aliens.

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpU7oSBJWCo

Ridley: Sorry to interupt the THIRD FUCKING GRADE, but were under attack...

Pat: By who?

Ridley: Some ass-holes calling them selves the Un-Holy Duo...

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(Altea Borders)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPsXPAc_k5k

Marth: Where are we...

Meta: MARTH LOOKOUT!!!

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BsPSOQA6tY

*Two lasers hit Marth's Shoulder*

Ancient Minister: Leave here members of the Subspace Emissary or you will be consumed by this Subspace Bomb.

Meta: Try me.

Ancient Minister: Your friend is injured and I believe in fair play.

Meta: We will not falter...

Ancient Minister: Then I will-

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov8qtvdrXno

???: AETHER!!!!!

Ancient Minister: OH WHAT THE FU-*BOOM*

*The Ancient Minister flies off into the Distance*

Meta: Who are-

???: I'm Ike commander of the Greil Mercenaries, and you are Meta-Knight my employer.

???: Ike shouldn't we discuss money first?

Ike: Soren, this is free of charge.

Soren: Damnit, you pulled this same shit with Princess Elincia...

To be Continued...

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THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS (me and rin fighting)

And for her info, I CAN RIDE HER ROLLER COASTER! OOOOOOOOOH! XD

Oh and Tino stop being an ass and just dont read the damn story if you dont like it. Dont barge in going "LOL THIS SUCKS YOU FAIL THIS WRITTING STYLE SUCKS ASS"

And....*cracks knuckles* PIT......................PIT.....................GONNA STRANGLE HIM.

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THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS (me and rin fighting)

And for her info, I CAN RIDE HER ROLLER COASTER! OOOOOOOOOH! XD

Oh and Tino stop being an ass and just dont read the damn story if you dont like it. Dont barge in going "LOL THIS SUCKS YOU FAIL THIS WRITTING STYLE SUCKS ASS"

And....*cracks knuckles* PIT......................PIT.....................GONNA STRANGLE HIM.

1. To much info...

2. Thanks...

3. Don't worry, that happens later.

I--I'm--I'm attacking MASU!?! HOLY @#$%!!!

No...Your attacking everyone BUT Masu.

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Chapter 10

(Ridley's Ship)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ6zvMmRaL0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnr_TlEzZI

Pirate: Sir we've been breached!!!

Ridley: PAT RELEASE THE METROIDS!!!

Pat: Sir...I already did...

Ridley: THEY GOT PAST THE METROIDS THAT QUICKLY?!!?!?!?!?!?

Rin: No sir...They got through the Hunter Metroids that fast!

Ridley: Impossible, THEY HAVE PHAZON FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

Masu: Well, I'm going to...uh..go *Starts to run*

Ridley: *Pulls out Shotgun*

Masu: Then again...

Pat: We need to stop them before...

Pirate: SIR THEY'VE ENTERED THE BRIDGE!!!!

Pat: Tits...

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqnr_TlEzZI

???: Prepare for trouble...

???: Gatrie were not doing the Team Rocket thing...

Gatrie: DAMN YOU MATTHEW O'CONELL

Matt: WHAT!!! IT'S GAY!!!

Ridley: Um...Gentlemen *Starts Shooting at them*

*Matt rolls out of the way and Gatrie jumps over the blast and fires his Golden Revolvers*

Ridley: GAHHH!!! VANDUSAN!!!

Pat: On it *Draws Flame Lance*

Matt: *Draws Sword*

Gatrie: *Loads Revolver*

Rin: HIYAAA *Kicks Gatrie in the head*

Gatrie: OW BITCH!!!

Rin: DIYA!!! *Punchs Gatrie in the Nose and then Kicks him in the crotch*

Gatrie: Oh damn...Those were steel-toed boots...

Matt: *Fighting with Pat* GATRIE!!!

Pat: RAH!!! *Slams Matt with the Flame Lance*

Matt: AHHHH!!!! *Kicks Pat in the head*

Rin: VANDUSAN!!!

Gatrie: Bye Bye Bitch *Fires Revolver*

Masu: ALACALIBUR!!!

*A small Tronado knocks the bullet off-course*

Gatrie: DAMNIT

???(Over Radio): Gatrie, Matt fall back...

Gatrie: DAMNIT CANDY!!!

Matt: Gattleing, she's right, we lost.

Gatrie: Fine, you damn Pirates won this round!

*Gatrie and Matt are Teleported away in a flash of light*

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7tbddRS8lQ

Masu: Damn...that was INTENSE!

Rin: Oh, little Masu never seen war?

Masu: More then you know...Slut.

Rin: Faggot...

_____________________________

(The Wildlands)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joHdhnf2lu8

Link: So Yoshi, You know this place?

Yoshi: Yoshi, Yo Yoshi Yosh!!!

Link: Navi?

Navi: Yes he's lived here all his life.

Link: So where are we?

Yoshi: YOSH!

Link: The Wildlands?

Navi: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?

Link: Hero of Time...

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Navi: He said "Rofl"

???: AHHHHHH

Link: Was that, Zelda?

_______________________

(20 Minutes Earlier)

(Wildlands)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VctRwjnyPG8

Zelda: Kirby wait up...

Kirby: POYO!!! *Runs off*

Zelda: Wait, Kirb I can't keep up...

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwej5tVm-uY

???: Pleasure to meet you Princess.

Zelda: AHHHH!!!

*A wave of Shadows sweep over Zelda*

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByP4NB8IoG0

Bowser: Very good...Now...Clone...

*A shadowy Zelda spawns from the Shadows and the real Zelda is turned to stone*

Bowser: Good...

Shadow Zelda: What is they bidding my Master...

____________________________

(Present)

(Wildlands)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBugPsBGTdE

Shadow Zelda: AHHHHHHH!!!! *Evaporates*

Mario: Teach that freak to impersonate royalty.

Pit: Yeah...

Branded: If these, things can create Clones so easily...

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jL8PdobDA

Link: YOU KILLED ZELDA!!!!

Navi: YOU BASTERDS!!!!

Yoshi: Yoshi... (They had to do that stupid South Park joke...)

To Be Continued...

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