Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 Just a guess but do I kill Pit? Sounds fun. :D ... NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Do i come back and kill pit? also nice chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 Do i come back and kill pit?also nice chapter Wy thank ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 is that a yes or a no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 is that a yes or a no? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 ouch.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 ouch.... Sorry. It was necessary for the plot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canas is back Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 nah I understand... I was just saying... but still ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Ah, great chapters!! Seems I missed 3 this time lol PS:Matt and Gatrie are funny in this story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Ah, great chapters!! Seems I missed 3 this time lolPS:Matt and Gatrie are funny in this story. We're funny everywhere byatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 Ah, great chapters!! Seems I missed 3 this time lolPS:Matt and Gatrie are funny in this story. Chris came back if you noticed? We're funny everywhere byatch. Damn straight bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 You're going...fast with this TLS. I love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Chris came back if you noticed?Damn straight bro. Yep I noticed!! :D Now all I need to know is what his "reasons" are... @matt:Damn Straight AGAIN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 ouch that hurt....... lol jk ......... still don't see what was so wrong with super baby though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 New chapter after House is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Your not gonna like the next chapter... What? Why not? D: Just a guess but do I kill Pit? Sounds fun. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 21, 2008 Author Share Posted September 21, 2008 What? Why not? D: 1. Wait and see. 2. Don't worry he doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 1. Wait and see.2. Don't worry he doesn't. 1, Ok. =] *waits* 2. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 We're funny everywhere byatch. this i swear...this story should be published... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Chapter 16 (The Desert) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE Mario: Come on, I can see the camp from here. Branded: Hurry up Link your slow as shit. Link: Your not carrying a butt load of equipment... Branded: *Sips Sprite* Link: Why are we in such a hurry anyway, the camp is in sight we should rest... Branded: Simple, the faster we get there, the faster we kill the Primid, the faster we save his girl. Link: Well then, Ulterior motives... Mario: So what? Branded: We should get there anyway, I have some business with a certain Cherubi. Link: Well damn...Everyone has these special ulterior motives and I'm just along for the ride... Mario: Just stop whining we're almost there. Link: Oh stop whining we're almost there... Navi: You never used to bitch this much. Link: I wasn't in a desert for prolonged periods of time before. Navi: Gerudo Desert? Link: There were hot girls all over the place then. Navi: Mario: <_< Branded: Where is this Desert? _____________________________________ (Icicle Mountain) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-oTqIQ3MM Meta: MY SHIP IS UP THERE!!!!!! Lucas: Why is it shooting the Great Fox? Red: Great Fox? Lucas: You never played Star Fox have you. Meta: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! *Jumps up half the Mountain in one leap* Ike: Damn... Soren: Shit! Marth: I would so be God Tier if I could do that. ________________________________________ (On the Great Fox) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Cp3mQoYEg Falco: DAMNIT, WERE HIT!!! Slippy: The sheilds won't last much longer! Krystal: WHEN IS FOX GETTING BACK HERE!!! Falco: I DON'T KNOW HE AND THAT DAMN MONKEY LEFT 2 HOURS AGO!!! Slippy: Falco we need you to go out and launch an attack at the Halberd! Falco: WHY ME!!! Slippy: Your the only one skilled enough! Krystel: Yeah I'm british. Slippy: I'm Fucking useless. Peppy: And I'm old. Falco: FINE DAMNIT!!! *Walks out* Slippy: Idiot, how did he believe that? Krystel: I don't know he's really gullible. Falco(On Radio): I can still fucking hear you. _______________________________________ (Angel Island) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufbRQnk_0po Samus: Alright Pirate boy, use your magic to break this wall. Masu: Why not use your guns? Samus: It need an Ice Beam and I haven't gotten that Power-up yet. Masu: Okay then, BLIZZARD!!! *An Ice Storm breaks open the door an most of the wall* Pika: Chu? Samus: That was a little much... Masu: Hey it's an A Rank Tome. ???: FALCON PUNCH!!!! Masu: AHHHHHHHHHHH *Masu goes flying into the distance* Samus: What the? Falcon: Samus Aran you are under arrest for 3 counts of murder and resisting arrest. Pika: PIKACHU!!!! Olimar: PIKMIN! *Three Yellow Pikmin take the shock and send it back at Pika* Pika: CHUUUUUUUUUUU *Feints* Samus: Olimar...Why are you trying to arrest me? Falcon: The Galactic Federation has placed a massive bounty on your head. Samus: WHAT!!! Falcon: And I Captain Falcon am going to claim it. Samus: You wouldn't be doing this if I hadn't dumped you last year. Falcon: SHUT UP!!! Olimar: She dumped you? Falcon: SHUT UP!!! Samus: Sorry Falcon, no time for this *Fires Charge Shot* To be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 (edited) Nice, it is a good work! Edited September 22, 2008 by Mathew O'Connell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Thanks Matt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 (edited) ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL TLS-This has got to be the funniest chapter yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna sig a line...or 4 Edited September 22, 2008 by FEFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 It seems Masu doesn't like being Falcon Punched... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted September 22, 2008 Author Share Posted September 22, 2008 Chapter 17 (The Desert) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE Princess: BRANDED, MARIO, LINK!!! Pit: Hey guys, did you save Peach? Link: Do you see a fucking Princess next to me? Pit: That's a good point. Branded: *Sips Sprite* Princess: Why are you back here if you didn't save the Princess? Yoshi: YOSHI! Mario: Bowser was working for the Primid the whole time. Pit: Damn...This is more serious then I thought... Princess: Why Pit? Pit: If Bowser is working with them then we can assume that all the other villains of the world are to. Link: We ran into that Dr. Eggman at the Castle, we didn't think much of it at the time but he must have been with the Primid to... Mario: That means that Penguin guy was to... Branded: If we follow that thought to conclusion...It means every villain could be in league with them. Link: Ganondorf, Mother Brain, Dr. Willy, Dracula, Andross, Wart, Liquid Snake, K.Rool, Nergal, Kelfka, Sepiroth hell maybe even The Covenant or the Flood! Pit: That is bad. ???: I'm back from scouting... Princess: YOU!!!! Chris: Oh damn... Branded: Let it go Kilvas, there are more important things... Link: Like all the villains I just listed. Princess: ...Fine... Link: Can we go inside it's really hot out here. Mario: Wuss. ___________________________________ (Subspace) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2AW_gtEhc Ares: Alright, I want Gheb to lead a force of Primid into the Desert and eradicate the SSE there. Gheb: Damn, i bet there's nothing but fugly men there... Ares: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAY!!! Gheb: I'll interogate you... Ares: Alright I want Hika to take a group of Game and Watchs to fortify the Halberd defense. Hika: Yes sir... Ares: I want The Black Knight to take a legion of my finest troops and eradicate the group at the foot of Icicle Mountain. Black Knight: Yes sir, I will ready my men... Ares: Ganon, Bowser...Oversee the final stages of contruction on the "Special Item" Bowser: Yes sir... Ganondorf: Hmph... Ares: Ancient Minister... Ancient Minister: Yes master... Ares: I want you to go to Angel Island and destroy it. Ancient Minister: WHAT!!! Ares: Don't worry we'll see to it that you and your men get off quickly. Ancient Minister: Yes sir... *Leaves* Hika: Lord Ares I already planted the bomb it goes off in 2 Hours... Ares: Yes... Hika: Why are you sending the Ancient Minister there, he'll die. Ares: Yes exactly, now go to the Halberd, and get ready to raise your kill count. _____________________________________________ (Angel Island) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uozey7q7fjI Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!!! Samus: *Rolls out of the way* *Fires Charge Shot* Falcon: FALCON KICK!!! *Knocks the Charge shot away* Samus: If you could really do that then you'd be higher on the Tier List. Falcon: TIERS ARE FOR QUEERS Samus: Whatever *Fires a Missile* Falcon: AHHHH *Attempts the Knee of Justice* Samus: IMMA FIRIN MEH CHARGE SHOT!!!! Falcon: OH SHI- *Hit by full Charge Shot* Olimar: WOULD YOU STOP FIGHTING!!! Pika: CHUUUU!!!! Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkU7tol3bE Falcon: Fine, I'll see you another day Ms. Aran, Samus: Wait, Douglas... Falcon: What is it... Samus: I need your help, this Island is going to explode and I need your help to deactivate the bomb... Falcon: You have alot of experience running away from bombs. Samus: But it's not just me, The Echidnas and The ROBs, they can't all escape. Samus: You worked Galactic Federation Bomb-Squad for Twelve Years, only fricking Bomberman knows more about explosions then you. Falcon: Alright...fine... Olimar: Alright let's move, you were fighting for about 3 Hours so we only have a few left to shut down the bomb. Samus: Damn... Olimar: What? Samus: Company... *30 Primid start Spawning* Samus: Alright me and Pikachu will hold of these guys you and Olimar deactivate the bomb. Olimar: PIKMIN MOVE OUT!!! Falcon: Show me Your Moves. Samus: Enough with the macho catch-phrases!!! _______________________________________ (Icicle Mountain-Peak) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy3MrobCs8g Nana: We made it to the top!!! Popo: Now all we need is a bad NintenDOH! joke... Nana: :D ???: Who are you? Nana: What? Popo: *Pulls out his Hammer* ???: I mean you know harm, I'm Meta-Knight. Popo: Why are you here Meta-Knight? Meta: I'm takeing back my ship. Nana: Have...fun with that... *The Ice Climbers hop down the other side of the Mountain* Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AB2c-pTFBU Meta: ... ???: So you came... Meta: Ah Lucario it's been to long... Lucario: How can I know this is Meta-Knight... Meta: Huh... Lucario: On my way here I ran into some pretty convincing Roy and Siegfried clones... Meta: Read my Aura... Lucario: They can fake Auras... Meta: Damn... Lucario: Prove to me your Meta Kngiht... Meta: I don't suppose a driver's license would do? Lucario: No... Meta: Fine...*Takes of his Mask* Lucario: Okay then... Meta: *Puts Mask back on* I wish you hadn't made me do that, it's friggen cold up here. Lucario: Let's take back your ship.. Meta: What ship? Lucario: That one... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPwdlgv2cs *The Halberd flies out of the Clouds and starts firing at Icicle Mountain* Meta: Damn you psychics... Lucario: It's not my fault you haven't beaten MGS1 yet... Meta: PSYCHO MANTIS IS UNBEATABLE!!!! Lucario: you could switch controller ports... Meta: That's what the Colonel said to... Lucario: Let's just go... ___________________________________ (The Desert) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE Branded: Hey Pit I need to talk to you... Pit: Yeah what is it? Branded: Listen...Mario told me about...the thing you discussed back in Sky World. Pit: What thing? Branded: About that Laguz's rear end!!! Pit: Listen man... Branded: Just shut up. Pit: ... Branded: Now Masu is an idiot, he;s not the best fighter and he really doesn't deserve Princess... Pit: Aren't you his best friend? Branded: Yes, so despite all that, if you make a move on his girl, I'll have to go old testament on your cherub ass. Pit: Fine... Branded: Good I just thought you should be warned... Pit: You really think he doesn't deserve Princess? Branded: Pit: Just asking... To be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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