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Chapter 16

(The Desert)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE

Mario: Come on, I can see the camp from here.

Branded: Hurry up Link your slow as shit.

Link: Your not carrying a butt load of equipment...

Branded: *Sips Sprite*

Link: Why are we in such a hurry anyway, the camp is in sight we should rest...

Branded: Simple, the faster we get there, the faster we kill the Primid, the faster we save his girl.

Link: Well then, Ulterior motives...

Mario: So what?

Branded: We should get there anyway, I have some business with a certain Cherubi.

Link: Well damn...Everyone has these special ulterior motives and I'm just along for the ride...

Mario: Just stop whining we're almost there.

Link: Oh stop whining we're almost there...

Navi: You never used to bitch this much.

Link: I wasn't in a desert for prolonged periods of time before.

Navi: Gerudo Desert?

Link: There were hot girls all over the place then.

Navi: :mellow:

Mario: <_<

Branded: Where is this Desert?

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(Icicle Mountain)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-oTqIQ3MM

Meta: MY SHIP IS UP THERE!!!!!!

Lucas: Why is it shooting the Great Fox?

Red: Great Fox?

Lucas: You never played Star Fox have you.

Meta: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! *Jumps up half the Mountain in one leap*

Ike: Damn...

Soren: Shit!

Marth: I would so be God Tier if I could do that.

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(On the Great Fox)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Cp3mQoYEg

Falco: DAMNIT, WERE HIT!!!

Slippy: The sheilds won't last much longer!

Krystal: WHEN IS FOX GETTING BACK HERE!!!

Falco: I DON'T KNOW HE AND THAT DAMN MONKEY LEFT 2 HOURS AGO!!!

Slippy: Falco we need you to go out and launch an attack at the Halberd!

Falco: WHY ME!!!

Slippy: Your the only one skilled enough!

Krystel: Yeah I'm british.

Slippy: I'm Fucking useless.

Peppy: And I'm old.

Falco: FINE DAMNIT!!! *Walks out*

Slippy: Idiot, how did he believe that?

Krystel: I don't know he's really gullible.

Falco(On Radio): I can still fucking hear you.

_______________________________________

(Angel Island)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufbRQnk_0po

Samus: Alright Pirate boy, use your magic to break this wall.

Masu: Why not use your guns?

Samus: It need an Ice Beam and I haven't gotten that Power-up yet.

Masu: Okay then, BLIZZARD!!!

*An Ice Storm breaks open the door an most of the wall*

Pika: Chu?

Samus: That was a little much...

Masu: Hey it's an A Rank Tome.

???: FALCON PUNCH!!!!

Masu: AHHHHHHHHHHH *Masu goes flying into the distance*

Samus: What the?

Falcon: Samus Aran you are under arrest for 3 counts of murder and resisting arrest.

Pika: PIKACHU!!!!

Olimar: PIKMIN!

*Three Yellow Pikmin take the shock and send it back at Pika*

Pika: CHUUUUUUUUUUU *Feints*

Samus: Olimar...Why are you trying to arrest me?

Falcon: The Galactic Federation has placed a massive bounty on your head.

Samus: WHAT!!!

Falcon: And I Captain Falcon am going to claim it.

Samus: You wouldn't be doing this if I hadn't dumped you last year.

Falcon: SHUT UP!!!

Olimar: She dumped you?

Falcon: SHUT UP!!!

Samus: Sorry Falcon, no time for this *Fires Charge Shot*

To be Continued...

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Chapter 17

(The Desert)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE

Princess: BRANDED, MARIO, LINK!!!

Pit: Hey guys, did you save Peach?

Link: Do you see a fucking Princess next to me?

Pit: That's a good point.

Branded: *Sips Sprite*

Princess: Why are you back here if you didn't save the Princess?

Yoshi: YOSHI!

Mario: Bowser was working for the Primid the whole time.

Pit: Damn...This is more serious then I thought...

Princess: Why Pit?

Pit: If Bowser is working with them then we can assume that all the other villains of the world are to.

Link: We ran into that Dr. Eggman at the Castle, we didn't think much of it at the time but he must have been with the Primid to...

Mario: That means that Penguin guy was to...

Branded: If we follow that thought to conclusion...It means every villain could be in league with them.

Link: Ganondorf, Mother Brain, Dr. Willy, Dracula, Andross, Wart, Liquid Snake, K.Rool, Nergal, Kelfka, Sepiroth hell maybe even The Covenant or the Flood!

Pit: That is bad.

???: I'm back from scouting...

Princess: YOU!!!!

Chris: Oh damn...

Branded: Let it go Kilvas, there are more important things...

Link: Like all the villains I just listed.

Princess: ...Fine...

Link: Can we go inside it's really hot out here.

Mario: Wuss.

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(Subspace)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2AW_gtEhc

Ares: Alright, I want Gheb to lead a force of Primid into the Desert and eradicate the SSE there.

Gheb: Damn, i bet there's nothing but fugly men there...

Ares: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND DO AS I SAY!!!

Gheb: I'll interogate you...

Ares: Alright I want Hika to take a group of Game and Watchs to fortify the Halberd defense.

Hika: Yes sir...

Ares: I want The Black Knight to take a legion of my finest troops and eradicate the group at the foot of Icicle Mountain.

Black Knight: Yes sir, I will ready my men...

Ares: Ganon, Bowser...Oversee the final stages of contruction on the "Special Item"

Bowser: Yes sir...

Ganondorf: Hmph...

Ares: Ancient Minister...

Ancient Minister: Yes master...

Ares: I want you to go to Angel Island and destroy it.

Ancient Minister: WHAT!!!

Ares: Don't worry we'll see to it that you and your men get off quickly.

Ancient Minister: Yes sir... *Leaves*

Hika: Lord Ares I already planted the bomb it goes off in 2 Hours...

Ares: Yes...

Hika: Why are you sending the Ancient Minister there, he'll die.

Ares: Yes exactly, now go to the Halberd, and get ready to raise your kill count.

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(Angel Island)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uozey7q7fjI

Falcon: FALCON PUNCH!!!

Samus: *Rolls out of the way* *Fires Charge Shot*

Falcon: FALCON KICK!!! *Knocks the Charge shot away*

Samus: If you could really do that then you'd be higher on the Tier List.

Falcon: TIERS ARE FOR QUEERS

Samus: Whatever *Fires a Missile*

Falcon: AHHHH *Attempts the Knee of Justice*

Samus: IMMA FIRIN MEH CHARGE SHOT!!!!

Falcon: OH SHI- *Hit by full Charge Shot*

Olimar: WOULD YOU STOP FIGHTING!!!

Pika: CHUUUU!!!!

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkU7tol3bE

Falcon: Fine, I'll see you another day Ms. Aran,

Samus: Wait, Douglas...

Falcon: What is it...

Samus: I need your help, this Island is going to explode and I need your help to deactivate the bomb...

Falcon: You have alot of experience running away from bombs.

Samus: But it's not just me, The Echidnas and The ROBs, they can't all escape.

Samus: You worked Galactic Federation Bomb-Squad for Twelve Years, only fricking Bomberman knows more about explosions then you.

Falcon: Alright...fine...

Olimar: Alright let's move, you were fighting for about 3 Hours so we only have a few left to shut down the bomb.

Samus: Damn...

Olimar: What?

Samus: Company...

*30 Primid start Spawning*

Samus: Alright me and Pikachu will hold of these guys you and Olimar deactivate the bomb.

Olimar: PIKMIN MOVE OUT!!!

Falcon: Show me Your Moves.

Samus: Enough with the macho catch-phrases!!!

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(Icicle Mountain-Peak)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy3MrobCs8g

Nana: We made it to the top!!!

Popo: Now all we need is a bad NintenDOH! joke...

Nana: :D

???: Who are you?

Nana: What?

Popo: *Pulls out his Hammer*

???: I mean you know harm, I'm Meta-Knight.

Popo: Why are you here Meta-Knight?

Meta: I'm takeing back my ship.

Nana: Have...fun with that...

*The Ice Climbers hop down the other side of the Mountain*

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AB2c-pTFBU

Meta: ...

???: So you came...

Meta: Ah Lucario it's been to long...

Lucario: How can I know this is Meta-Knight...

Meta: Huh...

Lucario: On my way here I ran into some pretty convincing Roy and Siegfried clones...

Meta: Read my Aura...

Lucario: They can fake Auras...

Meta: Damn...

Lucario: Prove to me your Meta Kngiht...

Meta: I don't suppose a driver's license would do?

Lucario: No...

Meta: Fine...*Takes of his Mask*

Lucario: Okay then...

Meta: *Puts Mask back on* I wish you hadn't made me do that, it's friggen cold up here.

Lucario: Let's take back your ship..

Meta: What ship?

Lucario: That one...

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPPwdlgv2cs

*The Halberd flies out of the Clouds and starts firing at Icicle Mountain*

Meta: Damn you psychics...

Lucario: It's not my fault you haven't beaten MGS1 yet...

Meta: PSYCHO MANTIS IS UNBEATABLE!!!!

Lucario: you could switch controller ports...

Meta: That's what the Colonel said to...

Lucario: Let's just go...

___________________________________

(The Desert)

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QqdlXtTIjE

Branded: Hey Pit I need to talk to you...

Pit: Yeah what is it?

Branded: Listen...Mario told me about...the thing you discussed back in Sky World.

Pit: What thing?

Branded: About that Laguz's rear end!!!

Pit: Listen man...

Branded: Just shut up.

Pit: ...

Branded: Now Masu is an idiot, he;s not the best fighter and he really doesn't deserve Princess...

Pit: Aren't you his best friend?

Branded: Yes, so despite all that, if you make a move on his girl, I'll have to go old testament on your cherub ass.

Pit: Fine...

Branded: Good I just thought you should be warned...

Pit: You really think he doesn't deserve Princess?

Branded: :angry:

Pit: Just asking...

To be Continued...

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