Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 ._. On another note. Guess how many time I died in the defense. Go on. FUCKING GUESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 17 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 547 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 ZERO TIMES bcuz ur such pro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) 17 times. Close but not quite. I died a grand total of 47 times. And most of them were repeating of the same deaths trying to cheat RNG. I'm terrible. Edited January 7, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 I'm getting my ass kicked by this nomad trooper 1 range bow bug. Thanks klok! Ruining the ONLY good run I had because of that fucking bug. Anyway. Defense comp incoming. It's going to be 3 posts as usual. And it won't have the starting screenshots of dialogue shenanigans because a certain noob keep overwriting it with new screenshots. even though said screenshots were 650+ in term of placement. it means i died a lot and repeated lot of screenshots just so i don't miss something in case i do survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=The Beginning of the Oblivion] Let's do this shit. Heath, Priscilla, Nino, and Jaffar will pwn! Getting rid of toxic weapons, fuck them. This guy has white gem and his sister has another copy, wouldn't want them to go disappear. Thief time Of course she get nothing. SHE NEVER GET ANYTHING I'm gonna rekt you man As displayed but he get nothing too. She carry the false prophet of the god too. Let's remove obstruction of life. Zap Gains speed Priscilla helps out! This is going to hurt isn't it? Sain! These guys get rekt. He doesn't want to use iron bow at all. Next one get rekt. +1 Fateborn terribleness Okay I change up targets a teeny bit. I of course target same guy again. Same old Okay done. THIS TIME I HEAL THE BABE Green get rekt again IRON BOW PLS She lives. Oh. Good dodging there gurl ... Fuck OKAY LOUISE YOU GET THE AXEREAVER NOW. I swap out Priscilla and Heath for Pent and Louise. DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pent does her wife proud. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Pent does her wife shame. Then become ashamed. I DON'T TARGET THE ULTIMATE TOME THIS TIME Spd! Finishing up... Nah I'm kidding. No way I would let that fucking tome live. DEATH Take a guess. :D Oh shit I get the same treatment too. HE STILL USE BALLISTA C'MON KLOK HOW DO I DO THIS Rekt Fateborn get rekt again +2 Fateborn Terribleness THIS TIME I CRIT Fuck you poison bow. Fuck you luna too. And you too AM I GOING TO SURVIVE THIS NOW? This is what I always do on first turn. Nope. Spd Ouch. Throne greenies get owned I more or less kill snipers in that area now. Barrier! igitrekt sherekt Npc turn now Both get rekt without doing a damn thing to this guy Gain level Eliwood rambo No crit? You disappoint me Farina. Let's do this shit! I'm bad THIS WAY INSTEAD Hector thwomps PENT MUST WAKES NOTHING AGAIN Pent turns his morning wood into a morning sun. Cont'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=I'm so proud of myself] Louise has no love for generals. Fiora dominates. CAN I DO IT? NO I CAN'T Hmm wait a minute THAT GUY HAS A WHITE GEM TOO I FORGOT I murder things. Nada I stops for a moment and think I should have Forblaze on. NO ECLIPSE POR FAVOR The couple rekt I do not like steel bow now. General gets cocky NOTHING Oh shit fenrir's equipped Gasp! He dies :( screenshot got white painted Back here. I equip defensive one instead. Eclipse is left alive this time. It's only halving hp anyway. Yay Ouwie Pillar op Still op Ouch, halberd hero Why are their animation broken anyway? Nope Boomcity Ow. Even though their animation are borked it still shows up if they have silver axe. Most likely ranged axe animation are broken. YES YES YES YES Or not. I juggle items. Mag gains Repeat I gtfo swordmaster range Priscilla got a crit Nope.avi Crit ballista hahahaha Owie oshit This aint time for dreams Lv 10, ultimate seal time Gems get! Healing time Yeek NP, Vaida got it in the bag. Basilako range is scary! Sain saves Priscilla. Clean up of trashes. Max I make sure these guys stay down. Then I dunno if i died or something because I reset ...Yeah I definitely died Look at this chaos! TOO MANY RESET Owie Poor Pent. Farina got the pain train inbound #1 dodge Karel doesn't think these are funny Pent gloriously dodges it. Murder Reset I'm getting tired. AHHHH I RESET AGAIN Glorious crit! Continue next post. Might need more posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoniker Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Ouch! I had a lot of trouble with that chapter, but not THIS much trouble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=Considering Suicide] One hp is taunting me. Better safe than sorry. Priscilla doesn't like axe that smash horse She got to 30 hp again? I probably reset... Yoooeeewww Nope chuck testa Karel thinks Magic are for faggots He doesn't quit. The reinforcement are quite relentless Survive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Savestate right here. Same level FUCKING RNG Juggling rng Ballista goes for Vaida, I'm thankful she dodged zero WE DID IT. RNG JUGGLING SUCCESS Barrier again Let's get ready to lure the boss Cleanse Fuck it, i don't care anymore Hmm. Nah, better reset for rng abuse There we go. Hp I try again, I don't want this fucking guy to live NOPE.AVI Better HECTOROVERKILL.JPG NO MERCY Assassins duo prepare for south assault MURDER Nothing for this final. PENT STILL ASLEEP I forgot to turn off the run before, ended up resetting. thankfully i happened to savestate a little before. Animationless action. Lyn was the last one to go that time. oopsity I TURN IT BACK ON Five turns. I survived FIVE turns! Eliwood shall stay to defend throne! Might as well make room Corridor is almost empty! Heath loot chests instead Meh TO PIERCE THE HEAVEN IS HIS NAME. THE DRILL THAT CARRY THE SUBSTANCE OF HEAVEN IS HIS LANCE Ouch Hmm. Pent get healed again RAVEN SAVES LOUISE not that she need saving Karel need good hp for that theft WALL BREAK SO HEATH SAVE LOCKPICK USE Nah It tickles The lonely hero takes action only to be slaughtered by her foe's hands. Cap hp They don't give up on Pent struggle Yeow AND SO IT BEGINS... NEXT POST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=I'm totally ready] I'm ready! I'm totally ready! DEFINITELY READY EVER MORE READY IS POSSIBLE CAN'T GET ANY MORE READIER THAN THIS STILL AINT READY? YES NO SHUT UP YOU USELESS WHORE Let's try again GET OUT OF MY WAY SCRUBS, I HAVE AN ITEM TO STEAL Please be normal hit Please be normal hit PLEASE BE NORMAL HIT FUCK THIS After a while SHE SURVIVES WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST FARINA? GET MOVING I'll take that later, but now isn't the time! STEAL IT YOU FEG Hmmm Nah Doing this OKAY TRY? Nope. Okay let's try this again. YES Tell him to shove it YES YES YES I CAN SEE THE ENDING Trade shenangain HEAL NINO NEED TO SURVIVE IF BARELY ELIWOOD NEED HEAL PENT ATTEMPTS TO KILL BUT COULDN'T FUCK THE LUNA AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Saved after Dennis was killed, i'm not that stupid. Oh no. Oh yes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCH YES BLOODY HELL I reset back to time further down...-cry- If only I could fuck the pain away. I am currently fucking it away THIS TIME I BRING FIORA He crit again... FUCK RNG OKAY FUCK THIS Oh sweet sweatpit of the god dropping onto the surface of the hell... FUCK RNG JUGGLING NOPE OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS? OH MY POOR FRAGILE HEART... I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER -cry- Edited January 7, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=I CAN'T DO THIS] WHAT ABOUT THIS? NINO SURVIVES NO Again And again And again IT NEVER ENDS FUCK THIS FUCK >.> <.< <.> I made her a slut on her last moment just because. She's unusually obsessed with Tact anyway One more time.. DOESN'T WORK EITHER WAT BOUT THIS NAH Overkilling thief i guess BUT I DON'T GIVE UP SHE SURVIVES! ARGHHH FUCKY FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKS!!!!! -Toss- Yeah bye. I warp GHGHDJNGIRENFDZJINTUIDNFGDRJSNGDGNUZHGJBNRHGNHJG So... Yeah... Uh... Hi AM I GOOD TO GO? Death... The sniper I hastily left alive killed someone. YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT ONCE MORE >.> <.< <.> >.< TT_TT Sitting out for one turn. I have plenty of turns left. Then someone dies again. I HATE AXEREAVERS Trying something different. Sitting out one turn again, but next turn will change! Fuck. So we change it up a teeny bit with vaida FAR FAR AWAY Even that doesn't work. Guess two tiles further away isn't FAR FAR AWAY Positioning is important! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=DEATH IS EVERLASTING PEACE!] I DID IT OW BITCH LET'S TRY THIS. PILLAR + SOLKATTI COMBO! Jaffar arrives for support LYN FORTIFY it works! it WORKS! IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKED Welp, ruined by a luna THIS TIME LUNA ISN'T SPARED OF WRATH Again, fortify Then I reset because I didn't wanna miss the actions of murder on my part and fix it YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS ................................ This time, I move Vaida FAR away for real Welp I'm fucking terrible. GET ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU AXEFACE SUCKTOWN it works Loot confirmed Loot taken! Now gtfo Reset Reset again Chip Try? Nope. HECTOR THWOMP I make room Reset later Hmm... Fiora best Cross your fingers ...This is a failure isn't it? NOPE RESET Goh... YES YES I KILLED HIM IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL SEEING THAT EMPTY. Meh Edited January 7, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=The Anal is Over!] I starts sweeping! Hahaha Fuck GET OUTTA THERE YOU BITCH Oh the pain THREE GEMS TO SELL! Sweep This is how much Farina had left at the end of enemy phase... Warp get DESTROY THEM ALL! DESTROY THEM ALL! DESTROY THEM ALL! free exp why not? Quite the pain you put on So rekt Final level! Last murder We're all okay. Go get out of here before some strays kill you. So you ran away I didn't notice at all. GAIDEN NEXT! KARLA KARLA KARLA KARLA KARLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 [spoiler=SHOPS SHOPS EVERYWHERE] BORING GET ON TEAM YOU FAGGOT EMBLEM AND RUNE CAN'T BE MORE SAFER You do know what's next right? Right? ULTIMATE SEAL!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT PALETTE HOLY SHIT Hmm, see anything wrong with that image? No? I'll touch on it later. Free money, couldn't complain. SAGE FEMALE SAGE PERFECT TIMING NEED A GOOD LIGHTTHAT ISN'T SAIN CUZ HE SUCKS That skill... But it's okay, we have stats boosters and a stimulator. Wait, how will duel work? Shoved sword on Bartre, forgot you need weapon or else she leave lol AND HE'S BACK AGAIN. ...They just, launched battle then stopped, ending it in an instant. HOW? YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT C rank... Hmm better grind in the next chapter. I have plans! I sell some things I forgot to sell in prep. I buy a couple staffs each, some steel swords, an axe reaver, a hand axe. an anima tome, and a light tome. A whole bunch of statsboosters too. Karla use stimulator while here. Remember when I said there was something strange about Raven's promotion? Look closer. Look at his hp. He broke the cap. Fucking cheater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 (edited) Pegasus toxic lance nerf plox Hehehehehe HAHAHAHA Edited January 7, 2015 by Klokinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 How was that ...oh I guess I get why you're laughing now. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Raven's HP will revert to 60 once he gets a level. Enjoy the temp boost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 He already reverts it when he lose hp and has it restored. I was so disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I dun get the point :C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 What point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 What point? why klok was laughing maniacally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Look at how Raven is posing, then imagine him saying them. Edit: either that or it's cuz of the new poison damage he just got this morning. Edited January 8, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Look at how Raven is posing, then imagine him saying them. Edit: either that or it's cuz of the new poison damage he just got this morning. Probably poison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 I've made it to ''FUCK THE PAIN AWAY' You're going to love it. I guess I'll upload the last two chapters tomorrow then dive into this torture. Thanks Klok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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