RandomSwordmaster Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 I've made it to ''FUCK THE PAIN AWAY' You're going to love it. I guess I'll upload the last two chapters tomorrow then dive into this torture. Thanks Klok. Gonna be a while with all that pain... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Perhaps. Perhaps not. I prepared almost everything on my characters. I even put in a very amazing tool that none of you even used, or thought to use it because apparently it doesn't exist in your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 The lastlastlast chapter begins! [spoiler=Much Woe] Is it me?! Not presents? That's not just perfect. She's flawed. Everyone's flawed. Stop trying to be perfect, perfection means end, and end means no evolution, no growth, nothing changes, you remains the same no matter what. #push up glasses Or we could just CHARGE in and keep the place cleaned out. We don't need the Fatty, we have Nino, Raven, Karla, Lyn, Fiora, Pent, and you Hector! "Tch" "You got me little nasso boy" "Now I must teleport in majestically and do nothing." Karla get the stimulator. So tempting to give it to Karla... But no. Not even bothering to show you stats steroid feeding, they takes too long. I bet you know what I plans to do this chapter right? :D Enemy turn ends and I get berserk'd pent. WTF ENEMY, COME CHARGING PLS I do this now. SUCCESS Tempting... So he does come out as player unit, but spoiler alert. Kidding I'm not doing it. That would be wasting his weapons. Done juggling I bring Karla closer Chip FAIL WOW I'm so terrible She is definitely above 120 Because they have nothing, they skip their turn hahahaha Feeding Safety first, only a very few of the fliers has legendaries, but they're droppable. Brave Axe is droppable from the original armads user Clearing for Renault Karla get freebie The reinforcement ahhhh!!! Ow Trooper reinforcement targeting Karla with their siege >:c Cluster of empty hands Oops. Forgot about him. I have savestate on enemy turn mine glitch. hahahaha Hero stronger than a guy and a horse combined. That's quite a back. Tobecontinued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 [spoiler=The Death of Hanging] Zerker goes bye Doing to pull these guys a bit closer to us. Nice and open. Meanwhile wyverns clustering themselves. Karla opens path for the two couple to pwn horsebitches The things i do for karla Freebie THE MAGIC OF OBLIVION ACTIVATE! CODE BROWN CODE BROWN Lyn and Karel teamwork? Hurray! Talk event here too apparently. SHE WANTS THE D Poor Raven, but hey these lances suck. Absolutely worthless THE POWER OF CRITMAGE YES, DEATH AND DECAY! ... ......... .................... ....................................... ....................................................................... ...................................................................................................... reset continuing next post because whynot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 [spoiler=I have to do everything twice] I hand over the guy to another strongback guy so he's in front for us. I do more shenanigans this time. Now EVERYONE has no weapons to murder us xcpt the boss. The Siblings work Still clearing zerker. I AM DARKNESS I AM DEATH EMBRACES ME no Oh they have support already! Boy, that escalated quickly. Oh god. The forbidden love between the light and the dark. This is true meaning of unity! #tissue :\ FOX FIRE Will it land? It does Good level if you consider what she needs. Karla much love I HAVE FREEBIE TO KILL! Those rng really juggles the chance. NILS SHALL SING ONCE MORE There is no love, only death Jaffar agrees. #1! Extras would help Lyn #1 magic powah. . . These guys need a new religion other than Grinchness Loot get Oh fuck Reset I fastforward I take care of the zerker with hector this time Karla doesn't kill this time. sadface The male one has even less resistance than his harem. How amusing Pent's Wyrmslayer op Hectorclone thinks he can take Eliwood's toxicity Purple lightning op? OWIE Karla finish off general. Still more nils action on karla. Nino doesn't like horses very much, Nino only one allowed to be fast on land That look like two tiny nukes going off Raven finish off for a level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 [spoiler=Climax] BERSERK GET THIS WILL BE USEFUL TRUMP CARD IF IT HAS COME DOWN TO THAT. One more level to max Murder everything Perfect level READY Thousand Blade Work! No thank you, I won't let something as filthy as that touch me. Karla kill for xp Last level Fiora off the last bishop Pause every word girl found He has a death wish. This is going to be annoying. Mkay Yep. An assassin. Never use. HE DOES HOWEVER COMES WITH A FREE REGAL AND A FUCKING ULTIMATE SEAL WHOO Nils grind Not using, so throwing everything in. GET MASSACRE ON THE RED PEAK Wyrmslayer sucks dick when you're fighting against fort/throne Nope.avi OH GOD CRIT FROM A BALLISTA the one that's grey'd one anyway EMERGENCY TREATMENT Karel shall dodgetank ballistas on a fort Jaffar will love this I am #1 I have too many regal blades. But I have too many sword users. so it can't be helped lel Jaffar murders the last brigand Bringing Farina down quicker. Nope.avi Nope.avi Reinforcement are starting to pour in. I think I'm in a pitch PEGASUS WITH TOXIC LANCES AGAIN. KLOK????? Karla get all the loves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 hahahahahaha so much fucking hahahaha deansn k ds s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Yep. An assassin. Never use. Are you fucking kidding me LOOK AT THOSE GODDAMN STATS I MEAN OH MY GOD MAN Edited January 9, 2015 by Klokinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 I'm sorry for not updating more, I had a pretty bad headache that time, then I got the news of my grandpa's death, so I left to mourn. Next post will continue the update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 I'm doing my best to commentate, but the death is harsh on me, so don't expect much from this particular update. [spoiler=Anti-Climax] One ballista down. Final level Spd I'm starting to hate reinforcements. HE MISSED BOTH WTF Oi... OI!!! Reset Back here. Hmm, still poisoned. All's good, sain cures him. same old same old, only hector crits. Karel kills a druid Better FUCK I will have everyone alive. I WILL NOT PERMITS ANY DEATH ON THIS RUN. same level as always. Empty :( I try this instead. Yeah fuck horsebird Enemy turn sucks. Ha. Welp Screw him. Nope.avi I rescued someone but i forgot who... I reset anyway. Steel lance sucks Lightning targets sain this time because convoy's one tile out of range now. Karla however did get a pretty heavy burden. That's how much I hate horsebirds Karel and Hector does their sniping. No love for legendaries. Spd again OH GOD UBERSPEAR Kidding. Pent crit Nino pwn druids reinforcement from north. Pent holds his own fine. Him however... Got a crit. Mag and def Then the other wyvern of course targets him. Bunch of dicks. I decides something different. I'm falling back all of them xcpt for Nino. While leaving Karla slightly in range to intercepts. Good level Not good again, then again she caps most of the stats xcpt def. Luck gain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 [spoiler=Falling] Rekt Poor nils Don't touch me with that inferior magic They're just tickling Nino because of her high res. Poison tick dmg. Nino moves down to finish a pegasusfuck No more poison for Karla Jaffar shall be the hero to save us from birdfucks! Nil detoxicified Hp back No one cares Fortify No luck this time :( Louise get raped. I do this instead. Moving further away, spear scary. Whoop Tch. Wyvern bangs eliwood Fleche op Poor merlinus Nah. Pent murders Yeow, Jaffar has it good Tick Getting rid of the near birdfuck Done I don't even get it good. Savestated here though and reset I FINALLY USE THIS OVERSIZED BLADE Snipe I don't have time for another uberspear Dragoon crit is always nice to look at. Hector gives helping hand. Good dodge Good one too Ouch Nino get the picking. NNNNNNNNGHHHH whatever Nino pwns all i guess. Hector get fort heal Fuck all of you. And you too Yes? No. LOUISE COME HERE SUPPORT RANGE REKT Uberspear stahp spawnin plox PUSH FORWARD Meh Mag is good, but not as standalone. Karla in front for teh druids reinforcements that slowly approach. Karla owns them of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 [spoiler=Still Falling] What an asshole. Heal + zerk spawn Owned Yeah Fenrir hurts. Crit op I DON'T NEED MANY She's getting there. Just in case. Jaffar hurt. Things DISAPPOINTING LEVEL IS DISAPPOINTING. Uber spear contains serious business Dragoon brothers do things. Heal I'm happy that reinforcement from around are starting to thin out. Louise gets her well due revenge. Yeeow. But it's okay, Nino OP Paladin are scary. I don't like hector. I hate two armads hector. HEAL HEAL HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL Gain mag Been a while since I have this cluster. Yeah because I'm too pro. No matter what I do with Eliwood, he always suck. Things again Heal is nice BOLTING Paladin are nuts No thanks. EEP Lyn got critical'd Nope Corpses everywhere. The ballistas has stopped! Nino op Two more to go. The table has turned! Safety first. SO MANY SORCERERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 [spoiler=Is there even a bottom to this?] Throwing spear is fun REINFLECHE ACQUIRED rekt I get rekt I do this instead. I have plenty of regal blade anyway Level Go one more time. Jaffar snipes Getting out of range Get again Crit Crit everywhere Louise is the odd one out. Exactly 1% chance. If he had hit I would had cried. No mercy either Things Free exp WHAT HAPPENS HERE? CRIT CRIT CRIT I rescue for fun. Why not Things LIGHTNING SUCK I'M ALMOST DONE Fatman getting pain taste Why cavaliers? Oh. I'M LATE FOR GAIDEN RESET Okay, i have 3 turns now. Fast forwarding here. Apparently I died? Yeah. Near death experience Level BRINGING HECTOR UP HERE. LURE TACTIC That's a very weak crit Such a tease. I LURED HER! LYN OP OP OP OP OP Look at that sexy Gabriel mage sprite. With Nils I am in range of throne, but why ruin the fun? LET'S DO THIS Klok Just my humble opinion, but you should change her inventory. Give her a special tome that no one else can wield and use the magic animation of Lyon's tome. She's supposed to be corrupted by her own power, make it reflect that :D How disappointing. Wow, Raven suck You spoils the fun. Let's do this shit! Nope, she didn't crit twice. Swordslayer it is. But you're more human than anyone in the god damn game. I reset because, shenanigans to be had. Oh stop it you, you're just making it even harder for me to kill you. Just in time! Ice Dragon Stone where?! Ninian's cuter here. Of fucking course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 [spoiler=Side Game] Oh it's on!! Stats Looting right off the bat SO MUCH LOOTS THIS MAP I'M GOING TO ENJOY Two of them has skill tomes, and I don't need them. so they'll be killed off instead SEXY I clean up the lootless trashes Leveling time for her. GRIND IS FUN Making Karel do shits Blockage best block Trying to grind FarnaxHector is harder than it looks. Getoutta there AND GET BACK HERE I'm going to huff and huff and puff this down! Thank god it wasn't a crit This is fairly slow. IT'S TIME LOOK AT THAT HAIR OMGSO SEXY SO PUNKISH This isn't sexy at all. Well maybe the con is. FREEZE BEFORE MY SIGHT And I die. I SUCKS DICK -fastforward- Getting daring this time. He actually hits... Def get WHY ARE THEY HITTING Level HP OPEN SESAME CON Now I only have a couple of loots left. Fortify get Karla finally class change now Levels Okay I'm done LONG RANGE REKT IT'S HERE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now I have to go torment myself. WML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Karla is 100% better than Lyn, and 14 levels lower to boot. Sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Before I do this, I'm going to show early shits and stats. [spoiler=The Final Frontier] Very accurate. YOU WERE HERE THE WHOLE TIME? Benching Karel, I don't need looting. 20 str is NOT good for this fucking chapter, you know that do you not Klok? MAX SPD What MY MONEY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO IT Final Items and Stats for the chapter. SAIN IS STAVE SLAVE NOW GG HIS DREAM CAME TRUE ANYWAY THO. DAT HAREM I'm going to try and grind HectorxFarina this round before opening Nergal's pit. It'll probably be a while. I wonder if anyone noticed the super secret item that no one thought to bring. Edited January 9, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I wonder if anyone noticed the super secret item that no one thought to bring. Is it Pent's Light Brand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Damn, you caught me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) I suppose it won't hurt to upload the first half of the final. You'll really see how ridiculously easy the first half is when you start to know about it. (THANKS LPERS FOR SHOWING ME THE FINALS.) I'm having too much fun fucking with dragon to care about the 2nd half. especially when it doesn't make sense for it to be a plain dragon. Klok, don't hurt me for that please. [spoiler=The Ressurection] Boss. He want to die that much Uh-huh. Should be amusing to have Uther in the final as enemy Morph too. ... pleasedonttakeideafromthatklok I feels the same, but not to an extreme peak. No, this is my fight, you're all my pawns. One of them wants the D. First room. Wait... HE DOUBLES? HOW THE FUCK (The axe weights 20, so farina lost 7 spd. nm i'm dumb) LYN SHALL PWN ................ yourself REKT He's happy. Does that means...? Oh god. No. LET'S DO THIS. ... Welp THIS SHALL GO Nope 70 crit FUN He crit twice too lol But not enough to kill so Farina do it. HEAL UP REPEAT Healing everything Huh next room is this, I thought it'd be the right middle. FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT HAMMER GIRL Not even a crit. WHY WHYYYYYYYY -shrug- PIGHOLING Then I mess up. I sit on the door That hp WOW YOU SUCKING DICK NOW? IS MONEY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? Wait wut 0 hit? ??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? When I'm finished, and Klok release the last patch, I'm going to re-do a new run and hope I get lucky with Hector's class. I learned a thing or two with this LP, so hopefully the next one will be better. Edited January 9, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) [spoiler=Spiler] THAT'S BETTER Juggled items during this time, so Lyn got shitty tomes, and Karla got the better one. definitely not rigged BRUTALIZE DODGE HUSBAND HELP PREPARATION perfect Not even a crit either... NP WIFE GOT IT IN THE BAG BLOCKAGE EVERYTHING OPENS AAAAAAAAAAAHH One down. 40 def. Oh jeez Perfect amount. Gain def JAFFAR MEETS HER ARCHRIVAL! One shot. Not even a chance NO THANK NO THANK SIEGE IS A NO-NO IN MY BOOK Rescue shenanigan Stalemate OH GOD He hit one, missed the other. Phew. I lived by luck SNIPE IS FUN I don't need wind tome do I? JUGGLED ITEM WITH JAFFAR SO REKT Just in case measurement RESCUE ding OH GOD ohwait kek Hero down. CRIT FEST But that defense is too damn high! Darin is finished off Done Heal, sung, fight! TASTE MY DISK OF DESTRUCTION! Floored Regrouping and healing everyone. 10+ turns later Hector still wants Farina's P Husbando Waifu complete MY SUPER SECRET WEAPON ACTIVATE! Damn. I'M DONE REINFLECHE GET THAT TOME LOOKS MIGHTY TASTY Thought so... GO KARLA You're not wrong. This battle is beyond badass Last round... FOR HIM THE TWO DARK SAGES FACE OFF EACH OTHER IN A STANDSTILL. THE GREEN ONE SUMMON A STORM BEYOND IMAGINATION AND UTTERLY DESTROY THE GRAY ONE'S FORM. Only to gain a luck. I'm still doing 2nd half. Edited January 9, 2015 by Fateborn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 So... I'm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSwordmaster Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 And another LP wraps up to a close...in terms of completion, not posting :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 [spoiler=Sweet Taste of Defeat] Nah. This is amusing. Dragon kills ANYONE in 1 or 2 hits, so how'd Santa survive this? TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR MY LIFE IS A LIE. PALADIN NINIAN WHERE HOW DARE YOU DECEIVE ME. WHERE IS THE YANDERE ON A HORSE SLAUGHTERING EVERYTHING WITH HER TERROR? And she walks away. WHERE ARE YOU GOING BITCH? Oh. She rekt 10+ range? OP OP NERF PLOX ...Well Let's see what I have done. OH GOD. THE DRAGON IS A FEMALE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KLOK? Hmm~ I'm so poetic 100/10 would recommend Magic users = 6 = seal must die Berserk Staffer dead. I hate this guy SEE? RESCUE SPARTAAAAAAAA He's dead. THE SECRET WEAPON HAS BEEN UNLEASHED...! SILENCE YOU IMBECILE SMASH AND SAVE FLAMESMASH Hp OH SO WE MEET AGAIN HP AND DEF. I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MISS YOU. BURN TORCH INFLAME EVERYTHING Hp and lck PAYMENT IS DUE Yep thought so. SMASH REINFLECHE TRADE NINO SHALL SMASH EVERYTHING SMASH IS THE TRUE STRATEGY FOR THIS DAMNED HALF JAFFAR HELPS BERSERK SMASHED FATMAN HALF SMASHED RESCUE AGAIN NO SMASH? PLS I CAN'T EVEN SILENCE NOT ENOUGH SPEED KLOK PLS WHY CAN'T I DODGE WHY IS NINO KILLING EVERYTHING WHY 100% SLEEP PLS PLS PLS NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY TRUE MVP FAT MAN DEAD NOW RESTORE EVERYTHING FEAR MY SUPER TINY GALAXY SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH HP AGAIN?? BOOMY BOOM BOOM PENT SMASH FARINA PLS RNG ABUSE? BETTER SPEAR NEED A BUFF SMASH? SMASH UBER SMASH SMASHEST CURE EVERYTHING CAN'T SAVE THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNight48 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 gratz man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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