Epicness Beyond Belief

[Nightmare]

[Episode 1]

<Wil> Jacky Chan has the best durability out of Bruce Lee and Jet Lee.

<Desdemona> Loljacky

<Wil> At 20/20 he averages 60 HP, 28 Defense and 25 Resistant.

<Doom> lol

<Wil> +20 luck

<Nightmarre> Bruce Lee has h4x stats

<Fireman> Yeah, but

<Fireman> Bruce Lee gets the S-ranked "Fist of the Lee" in the final chapter.

<Doom> lol

<Nightmarre> At 20/20, he ALWAYS gets 100 HP, 90 Def, 90 Res, 90 Str, 90 Spd, 90 Lck, 90 Skl

<Fireman> which allows him to double the dragon

<Wil> Bruce Lee might have a mighty 40 Str cap, but Jacky Chan is still alive for a reason.

<Cymbeline> lol

<Doom> bruce lee killed ashura without getting HURT

<Fireman> JET LEE CAN'T DOUBLE THE DRAGON FOR SHIT!

<Wil> Which is why he isn't paid as much as the other two!

<Fireman> THE DURANDAL IS TOO HEAVY FOR JET LEE!

<Nightmarre> Lol

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Nightmarre> Bruce Lee doesn't even need a Durandal!

<Wil> Kintenbo doesn't seem to like our fake debating.

<Doom> BRUCE LEE'S POWER LEVEL WAS OVER 9000!

<Wil> Because he's a reall mass debator.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Wil> real*

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Fireman> WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT?

<Fireman> THIS IS REAL DEBATING!

<Wil> Hahahaha

<Fireman> Also, Osama is the h4xz unit.

<Piemanmj|Here> I will make the ground sssoft wil bload....

<Piemanmj|Here> Yo

<Fireman> with his prf "Al Quaeda" weapon

<Nightmarre> XD

=-= Piemanmj|Here is now known as Piemanmj

<Nightmarre> Bush is the strongest, man

<Wil> Osama is harder to find than Stefan in PoR.

<Fireman> he could pretty much solo that "9-11" chapter

<Cymbeline> lolwil

<Fireman> I NO, RITE?

<Fireman> I PLAYED THROUGH THE GAME 5 TIMES

<Nightmarre> Bush can solo Cogs of Destiny!

<Fireman> AND COULDN'T FIND OSAMA IN THE MOUTANIS ANYWHERE!

<Wil> Part 9 Chapter 11.

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Desdemona> LOL

<Piemanmj> Obama could beat red at level 10.

<Nightmarre> But more h4x than Bush is...

<Wil> Bush has 10/30 skill at 20/20 which is why he can't find Osama.

<Nightmarre> Ahmadinejad!

<Wil> Where as Osama's speed cap is 50..

<Fireman> AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW GOD WAS THE ONLY UNIT THAT COULD RECRUIT OSAMA?

<Piemanmj> THAT "HOPE" ATTACK IS SO EFFICTING!

<Nightmarre> LOL

<Piemanmj> Don't you mean Mohammed?

<Fireman> WAIT

<Nightmarre> No...

<Fireman> You mean Mohammed can recruit Osama too?

<Piemanmj> Yah

<Fireman> DAMMIT!

<Fireman> WHY DIDN'T I TRY THAT?!

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Fireman> GOD IS TO HARD TO RECRUIT

<Cymbeline> PIE

<Wil> If Osama is killed in battle, he's resurrected in the Heaven side-chapter with 40 Virgin reinforcement units.

<Fireman> *TOO

<Piemanmj> LUL

<Doom> lol

<Desdemona> Lolz

<Nightmarre> The religious units are all h4x anyway, I don't use them for some extra challenge

<Fireman> GOD IS THE ATHOS OF FE7

<emeraldfox_09> I just found something else about my self I think.....

<Fireman> WITH HIS "JUDGEMENT" TOME

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Wil> ATHOS IS REALLY DUMBLEDORE.

<Wil> HE'S FAKE GOD.

<Nightmarre> God has infinite in every stat :o

<Fireman> of course..

<emeraldfox_09> ...

<Fireman> his son, Jesus Christ, is almost as good as him

<Nightmarre> All of his stats are a shining infinity symbol

<Piemanmj> SAILOR CELICE CAPS SKILLS AT GENDERCONFUSED

<Fireman> but he fails statwise compared to God

<Nightmarre> And the stat-bars are glowing

<Nightmarre> His "mug" is a shot of a cloudy sky with a single beam of light coming out of it

Edited September 15, 2008 by Nightmare

[Masu]

*VOMITS*

Im actually sick............but it was epi*runs to vomit*

[Zephrion]

This convo is full of blasphemy and win.

Mostly win.

[Doom103]

lol 9000 I'm so funny.

[Nightmare]

[Episode 2]

<Fireman> Have you guys heard of the sequel?

<Fireman> You know, the one with Obama and McCain?

<Nightmarre> Whoa

<Nightmarre> That's gonna rock!

<Wil> Obama has maxed Youth where as McCain's youth stat is near non-existant.

<Wil> But McCain's 13 Con > Obama's 9 Con

<Fireman> but Obama's speed makes up for it

<Piemanmj> RALPH NADER IS LEVEL 74.

<Fireman> and McCain is a prepromote.

<SmartRutter> we're republican pretty much

<Piemanmj> PLUS

<Piemanmj> HE IS IN THE SEXY GREEN PARTY

<Wil> McCain also has the reinforcement skill.

<Wil> Like Tanith.

<Wil> Where Obama has Hope, at 40% life he gains 1.5x stats.

<Fireman> I think Obama promotes way too late though.

<Nightmarre> Nah

<Fireman> He should be like Ike

<Fireman> and promote halfway through the chapter.

<Nightmarre> Obama is good because he doesn't have many annoying chapters

<Fireman> *game

<Wil> He still has prepromote caps for someone who promotes late.

<Nightmarre> McCain's chapters are hella hard and annoying

<Nightmarre> Because of the war

<Wil> Choosing McCain's route ends up with Nightmare as a boss.

<Fireman> XD

<Wil> Boy he's too hard to kill.

<Nightmarre> XD

<Nightmarre> HAHAHAHA

<Fireman> Chapter 13 of the game is called, "Bush's War"

<Fireman> in that chapter

<Fireman> you have to kill random ppl

<Wil> Bush demotes as Obama promotes.

<Fireman> and Nightmare is among those people.

<Fireman> He has hax 20/20 stats

<Fireman> so that makes the chapter harder

<Wil> :o

<Nightmarre> Nightmare is like the Black Knight of that game

<Piemanmj> Obama's set skill, "Hope" is so HAX

<Nightmarre> You can't kill him very easily

<Wil> Yeah, I know pie.

<Doom> get a sony vioa

<SmartRutter> i can't remember the processor type

<Wil> 1.5x stats at 40% HP

<Fireman> Only George Bush and his Aether can defeat Nightmare.

<Nightmarre> And Nightmare has some unique skills, and all of them are hax

<Cymbeline> lolpie

<Wil> and his HP isn't high to begin with so it's easily gained.

<Piemanmj> No dude

<Piemanmj> It's 3x All skills at 75% hp

<Wil> George Bush was defeated by Katrina in the earlier chapters though.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Wil> As well as losing half his army for not supporting those who were victims to Katrina.

<Piemanmj> Also, his occult, "Change" is THE best in the game.

<Nightmarre> His first skill is "Politics". It allows you to talk to enemies and it will decrease their stats

<Wil> Though for having an awesome Occult, Bush's supports are little to nothing.

<Nightmarre> I never had Nightmare activate his Occult skill though :(

<Wil> Cheney's A support with bush LOWERS his stats.

<Fireman> lol

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Doom> lol a NIGHTMARE

<Nightmarre> Have you ever read my support with Ahmadinejad?

<Piemanmj> Yeah, it also permanently lowers his HP

<Nightmarre> It's like, the most awesome thing ever

<Piemanmj> He shoots him because he gets pissed.

<Nightmarre> Oh yeah...sorry for spoiling it for you guys ;_;

<Wil> Eventually the three armies collide, Bush vs. Osama vs. McCain/Obama depending on which route you choose

<Wil> will be the most epic chapter ever.

<Nightmarre> But if you beat the game 200 times going each route

<Doom> what are yu talkingabouit

<Doom> about**

<Wil> Fire Emblem : America

<Nightmarre> You can unlock Ahmadinejad/Nightmare route

<Doom> is it a book?

<Fireman> You're wrong Wil.

<Wil> Wait no.

<Doom> or a fan fic

<Wil> I mistranslated the title.

<Fireman> The localized name is "America Emblem"

<Nightmarre> No

<Nightmarre> It's Freedom Emblem

<Fireman> really?

<Nightmarre> Yes

<emeraldfox_09> I don't like American Dad much...

<Doom> what is it a fan fic an book what

<Fireman> because in Europe, I hear it's "Messed-up Emblem"

<Nightmarre> Trust me, I've been in Japan and know what I'm talking about...

<Nightmarre> Those damn localizers

<Nightmarre> Always so stupid

<Doom> ?

<Nightmarre> Mistranslating the names

<Wil> Because in the European edition, you only get to use one lord and that's the Pope.

<Piemanmj> Also, the super secret mode, "Pieman" can be unlocked by recruiting McCain, Obama, Osama, Bush, and Wil in one playthrough.

<Wil> and he's too old, his stats are worse than Jeigan.

<Nightmarre> Man

<Nightmarre> Is he that bad?

<Doom> ok are you screwing wiht me

<Piemanmj> Also, the pope has to stay alive while also killing 100 people.

<Nightmarre> whoa

<Doom> yea you are

<Nightmarre> That's some pretty hardcore stuff

<Doom> it kinda sounded cool too

<Wil> Though he does get a prf Tome that summons a whole country.

<Doom> too vad isk what it is

<Wil> at chapter 16.

<Doom> bad**

<Nightmarre> I've only played Freedom Emblem

<Nightmarre> That tome sounds badass

<Nightmarre> I need to get Messed-Up Emblem

<Doom> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

<Nightmarre> Where can I download it?

<Doom> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

<Doom> what the hell is it!

<Wil> I want to try Communist Emblem.

<Nightmarre> Ah

<Doom> hahaha

<Doom> ignoring me

<Fireman> Is that the one where you have to fight Hitler as the final boss?

<Doom> i see how it is

<Nightmarre> That one has got bad reviews :/

<Doom> lol you bastards j/k

<Piemanmj> Also, you can also get Abraham Lincoln if you use the time warp in Obama route Chapter 23XXX

<Wil> though Stalin dies halfway through the game and you end up getting a horrible lord in his place.

<Fireman> That is an epic final battle.

<Doom> AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<Nightmarre> Damn

<Fireman> the final chapter is called "D-Day"

<Nightmarre> Is that why it got such bad reviews?

<Doom> lol

<Wil> Yeah, so there's really no point in raising Stalin.

<Wil> though Hitler makes a great general.

<Nightmarre> I've heard that it also has tedious chapters, all of them involving factories and farmlands

<Piemanmj> Though you have to seduce the villager lady in chapter 4 by having an A support between Obama Girl and Obamam

<Piemanmj> Obama

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Doom> I'm NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALA

<Piemanmj> Abe's special weapon, "Slave's Freedom" does 10x damage towards racists.

<Fireman> It's too bad in Communist Emblem that you have to lose..

<Nightmarre> Whoa

<Nightmarre> That'd be super-effective against Shinon!

<Doom> DAMN YOU ALL

<Nightmarre> Also

<Nightmarre> I've heard that Washington has the best Prf weapon

<Doom> DES CYM

<Doom> MAKE THWM STOP

<Piemanmj> Yeah

<Wil> Shinon makes cameo in Freedom Emblem?

<Nightmarre> Yeah

<Piemanmj> "Freedom"

<Cymbeline> What, Doom?

<Doom> HELPO ME

<Nightmarre> Also Washington's Prf weapon

<Nightmarre> Cherry Slayer

<Cymbeline> Eh. . . I'll be reading a book. D:

<Piemanmj> Does 25x damage towards people Anti-Freedom.

<Wil> Wooden Teeth?

<Doom> HELP ME....

<Nightmarre> Cherry Slayer does MASSIVE damage

<Nightmarre> I've never seen anything like it before

<Wil> That makes Washington RNG proof.

<Piemanmj> George has MANY prf weapons.

<Doom> this is all one big joke

<Doom> well i dont think its funny

<Nightmarre> Wooden Teeth is another one

<Nightmarre> Wil reminded me of that

<Nightmarre> The animations for his Prf weapons are quite awesome too

-->| Branded (darkmyst@132.170.298.5387) has joined #Serenes_Forest

<Wil> Doom we're all politically incorrect because it's a joke.

<Wil> >__>

<Doom> oh night i need to adk you someting

<Branded> Hey Cym

<Desdemona> Hi Branded

<Doom> lol iu know wil

<Nightmarre> Yo Branded

<Branded> Hi Des

<Wil> Having teeth shot from his mouth makes an awesome ranged weapon.

<Wil> Hey Branded.

<Branded> Hello Nightmare

<Nightmarre> Join in on our discussion of Freedom Emblem

<Branded> ?

<Nightmarre> Messed-Up Emblem

<Nightmarre> And Communist Emblem

<Branded> ...

<Nightmarre> We were talking about Freedom Emblem at first

<Piemanmj> Also, Aaron Carter can be recruited in McCain mode 24Xd

<Fireman> Branded, don't you think Obama is a better 20/20 unit than McCain?

<Piemanmj> He's pretty fail though.

* Branded is speechless

<Piemanmj> His best weapon is an iron sword.

<Piemanmj> His VOICE is LETHAL though.

<Nightmarre> Yeah seriously, Obama is much better than McCain. His stats beat him, as a whole

<Wil> Aaron Carter loses stats upon promotion because he's a nobody now.

<Piemanmj> His VOICE is how he beat SHAQ

<Nightmarre> What is Obama's Prf btw?

<Wil> Obama's only downside compared to McCain is his Con

<Nightmarre> I could never get it, it was too hard

<Wil> but his Prf doesn't have much weight so it's fine.

<Piemanmj> Plus those sexy INF uses.

<Wil> His prf is "You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig"

<Piemanmj> :o

<Nightmarre> Wow

<Nightmarre> How much damage?

<Wil> x20 damage towards Palin

<Nightmarre> whoa

<Nightmarre> That's awesome!

<Piemanmj> Base of 10 damage.

<Nightmarre> No matter how hard it is, I must get it now

<Nightmarre> Any tips?

<Piemanmj> Palin's prf, "WOMEN OF US, CHANGE!"

<Nightmarre> Those republicans are pretty hax in that chapter

<Piemanmj> Epic fail

<Desdemona> Lol

<Piemanmj> 2 base damage

<Wil> You need to beat 24xxx and have Osama die to Bush after his demotion.

<Piemanmj> And only 2x males.

<Wil> He loses Aether so it's going to be suicide.

<Nightmarre> Oh damn

<Wil> lol Pie

<Nightmarre> Those republicans are gonna slaughter me :(

<Wil> Volke joins in chapter 28x after defeating Kim Jong-il

<Nightmarre> And the worst thing is that there are no arenas to abuse before that chapter

<Nightmarre> Levelling up is hard...

<Fireman> Recruiting Volke is hard.

<Nightmarre> Have you SEEN those republicans' stats?

<Fireman> each time you talk to him, he raises the price

<Nightmarre> They're ALL 20/20 with MONSTROUS stats

<Fireman> Obama: Fireman! Join us! I'll give you all the money in the world!

<Wil> But it's worth recruiting him because every turn Volke causes a nearby explosion.

<Fireman> Volke: Make me a better offer.

<Fireman> but Wil..

<Fireman> sometimes those explosions kill your own units

<Nightmarre> Yeah

<Piemanmj> Also

<Nightmarre> That's a bad side-effect

<Wil> I thought it was possible to redirect his explosions o_o

<Fireman> If you put Volke next to your lord...

<Piemanmj> The crazy shit "Ralph Nader" mode is impossible.

<Nightmarre> I usually have Volke solo the chapter because of that

<Fireman> it could be "Game Over" in an instant...

<Nightmarre> *chapters

<Piemanmj> It's basically DDR impossible.

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Nightmarre> I've never tried that mode

<Nightmarre> Never been the type for crazy difficulty levels

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Nightmarre> Have any of you beat it?

<Wil> No.

<Nightmarre> I bet Raven would be itching to play it

<Nightmarre> The worst thing in that mode is, I've heard, that they remove all your stats

<Nightmarre> You basically have 0 in every stat

<Wil> That's suicide

<Nightmarre> Yeah really

<Nightmarre> I've seen videos of people doing it on Youtube though

<Nightmarre> Those crazy kids

<Nightmarre> And now...

<Wil> wasn't it removed because of the content of the game?

<Nightmarre> This will all go onto the forums!

<Cymbeline> lol

<Doom> lol

<Wil> I hear Formortiis makes cameo in Freedom Emblem also.

<Nightmarre> Yeah

<Nightmarre> He only comes if you purposefully kill yourself in Osama's route in chapter 94xxxxxxxxx

<Nightmarre> Then you'll go to chapter 99millionx, which is basically hell

<Wil> So the 40 Virgins is really Formortiis.

<Nightmarre> Yeah

<Wil> Osama really screwed himself over.

<Nightmarre> Stupid guy

<Wil> This game must be atleast 5 cartridges to fit all that.

<Nightmarre> No it's a single cartridge

<Nightmarre> But it has a lot of space

<Nightmarre> About 999 GB of space

<Nightmarre> Didn't you see it yourself when you played it, Wil?

<Nightmarre> Oh yeah

<Nightmarre> This part is a spoiler

<Wil> I had it on a Rom

<Nightmarre> It's a really hard-to-unlock secret

<Nightmarre> But it's worth it

<Wil> because Freedom Emblem was pulled from shelves after three days of it's release.

<Wil> its*

<Nightmarre> Lol, I got it before that time

<Nightmarre> Anyway

<Wil> Lucky D:

[Solanum Tuberosum]

"Slave's Freedom" is epic.

[Leonri]

*clap*.....*clap*.....*clap*.....I salute you.

[Nightmare]

[Episode 3, the Grand Finale!]

<Nightmarre> That unlockable is

<Nightmarre> Go to McCain's route

<Nightmarre> At chapter 85xx, when fighting against the Iranian Army

<Nightmarre> Kill Nightmare twenty times in a row (he revives like Ashera)

<Nightmarre> Then use the mine glitch to control Nightmare and talk to Ahmadinejad

<Nightmarre> After that, kill Ahmadinejad

<Wil> That would rape your tactics and funds ranking.

<Nightmarre> Then, the chapter will abruptly end

<Nightmarre> It will take you to the title screen

<Nightmarre> Then, press start and go to new game

<Nightmarre> There'll be a new mode called "Ghesmine Mode"

<Nightmarre> It's the best mode in the game

<Desdemona> LOL

<Wil> Indeed.

<Nightmarre> Go unlock Ghesmine Mode right now, Wil

<Wil> Think this stuff would cause controversy if posted?

<Nightmarre> I'm going to post it, Wil...

<Wil> or more along the lines of tl

<Wil> dr

<Nightmarre> Lol

<Wil> tl;dr*

<Nightmarre> Anyway, Ghesmine Mode is an absolute must-play

<Wil> I'll get to it after I'm done with Ephraim's HM playthrough.

<Nightmarre> It's seriously phenomenal, I have NEVER seen anything like it before

<Nightmarre> The ending brought tear to my eyes :(

<Nightmarre> *tears

<Wil> If it brings tears to a guy like you, who doesn't express his emotions much

<Wil> it must be awesome.

<Wil> WAIT

<Wil> DO NOT SPOIL.

<Nightmarre> OK OK

<Nightmarre> Good thing you told me

<Nightmarre> I was about to tell you...

<Wil> ):

<emeraldfox_09> lol

<Wil> How many chapters is it?

<Nightmarre> About 9000

<Nightmarre> But it's all worth it!

<Fireman> ONLY 9000?

<flarp22> No, OVER 900!

=-= Fireman is now known as Fire|dinner

<flarp22> *9000~

<Wil> Must have atleast 5 tiers.

[Doom103]

damn freedom emblem