Dandragon Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Hello! So my FFTA LP is sort of dead, because upon getting the newer version of VBA, all my progress was lost. So instead, we shall start a NEW LET'S PLAY! Advance Wars 2: Anus Black Hole Rising LES GO INCOMING POINTLESS EXPOSITION "Bring me my hookblades! So that my Cyber-Kabal cosplay will be complete!" "But sir, there is no Cyber-Kab-" "DO IT!" Wow you look really old. Also, what kind of fucking name is Sturm. Sounds like a new name for poop. What kind of name is Macro Land?! Clear as fog. What are you doing, again? Last I checked, Black Holes devour shit that is never seen again. And it's painful. Unless its the other type of Black Hole. IT ALL MAKES SENSE! I'm bored now. SKIP! Oh boy, here comes skippy... Did someone say MAX? "And they're being shitlords, again!" Somebody's been punching boulders. Your ass was about to run off without knowing where to go, wasn't it? Then why the fuck are we concerned? I passed my geography class! I don't need this! Y-you don't know what continents are? HOW DID YOU GET TO COMMAND AN ARMY?!? Jesus fucking christ, I'd take Jake from Dual Strike over this moron... Is that a sex joke? ARE YOU WRITING FANFICS ABOUT ME AN ANDY?! I WILL HAVE YOU, MATE! So they ARE here! You lying sack of shit! You know, if we were on Red Sun, and there was Blue Moon and Yellow Star, I could make a MGR reference. But we aren't. So I can't That makes me sad. Who came up with these names and can I murder them? Can we fight people now? WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? And how many people are going to die so you can see your friends again? Hm? He's been gone. He's long gone! HE'S NEVER BEEN HERE! Small updates! Next time, hopefully my head doesn't explode from being around Andy for too long! Perhaps this is where he went at the end of Toy Story 3. HE SKIPPED COLLEGE! Edited May 6, 2015 by Dandragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 rip dandra long live dandra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENS Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 What kind of evil game is this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamy Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Anuses aren't worse than penises. But they're still pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 You could do nothing but post that NO picture, and it would probably sum up everything that I've seen. May your deity of choice (or lack thereof) have mercy on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted May 9, 2015 Author Share Posted May 9, 2015 You could do nothing but post that NO picture, and it would probably sum up everything that I've seen. May your deity of choice (or lack thereof) have mercy on your soul. In the words of the immortal bubsy; "What could possibly go wrong?" Last time, we got introduced to our protagonist! He's a dumbass. And so it begins "I keep drawing, but all it does it make more shapes!" Too thick for a normal pencil. If you have trouble conquering paper, I can only imagine what your battle tactics are. Clash of the Dumbass. 2015. These names just keep getting worse and better. Does no one here know how to war?! Why did I get called here, then?! They appear to be right under the text box! Bitch, please. I got this. Or Andy can come in and take my job. Again. "I just needed someone to command 3 infantries and an APC. I couldn't be bothered to do so!" "Maybe if we stand perfectly still, they won't see us..." Andy confirmed for T-rex Again, then why the fuck do you need ANDY'S help? You have nothing to show. Not even down there. "What are you doing, Flame Andy. Don't be stupid!" "duahahahahaha" I don't need your tutorials! LET'S KILL SOME BITCHES! And so the humble beginnings of Commander Danny begin today... "She commands infantry with such power!" Fun for ME. Holy shit, they employed Jesus. HE MUST BE STOPPED! Didn't think we'd be fighting astronauts. Or are they ASStronauts? I think this game has trouble counting. HOLY SHIT! Didn't think we were using explosive rounds! He's dead, Andy. Now listen here, you little shit... Perfect scores are the only scores that matter. I mean, this ain't Final Fantasy 7, so the bridge can't be too big. Jeez, how can he be here already? Well, go big or go home, as they say. SF's opinion on mounted units in a nutshell. "There also seems to be one stray tank right in front of us." I mean, you can see the tank right there. It's not that hard to spot. Fuck em in the ASS! General RPG logic right there. This man is in the wrong game. Spelng is hrd. Of all the squares, you can't aim at THAT SINGLE ONE?! Fuck your defenses. Somebody farted, so people left. How rude. I swear, the butt jokes keep coming! Should change their name to Butt Hole. Incoming mysogony. Take cover. OR WE COULD GO WITH THAT. Seriously, I think this implies rape. I do not feel comfortable anymore. This game teaches our children to go to the top of buildings and stomp on them. Ban this sick filth! I suppose I shall have this man sneak by. They'll never see it coming! FIRE ZE MISSILEZ Doga is having trouble choking this point! Uh oh. "They saw it coming! Hold the line!" "HOOOOOLD-" "But sir!" "-THE LIIIIIIIIINE!" A shame that I have a tank prepared for such an occasion. Attack the defenseless vehicle! No survivors!!! SEXISM! He doesn't. I don't remember this from Dr. Seuss. What books have you been reading? Therude Sandstorm. Vehicular manslaughter? Not my first choice, but... Next episode, it's time for MAD MAX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 itt daniel fights the polymerization of the soldier and the engineer, presumably loses off-camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 200% mad max WAIT SHIT YOU USED THE 200% MAD PIC ALREADY FFS DAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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