CGV Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 I should take offence to this but Meh on with the blooperIke running through the woods: Father! ???: Mmm right there Ike: Eh? He stops and looks in the bushes being careful not to be noticed only to see his Greil and a certain Crimein princess doing the nasty Ike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! scene changes to the Black Knight looking left and right then at his watch BK: Hmmm they should have been here sooner well screw this I'm not waiting here all night The next morning: Greil walks in with Elincia. Ike, Mist meet your new mother Mist: Wha!? Ike do you know anything about this Ike: Mist I saw things last night that would make your eyes bleed. Mist: What do you me..... never mind I don't want to know. "And they all became on big ****** up family" Fire Emblem Path of Radiance the end" thats disturbing on so many levels i'd rather have Greil dead than them doing "the nasty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 Titania wouldn't let it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaonohiokala Posted February 28, 2008 Author Share Posted February 28, 2008 Elincia uses swords. Titania uses axes. Do the math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Elincia uses swords. Titania uses axes. Do the math. Titania + axe > s**t princess - Amiti - pegasus. That's the math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaonohiokala Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 Yeah, but Elincia has a hidden longsword!!! (That's how slutty she is). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Titania could whip out a Lance. She CAN use lances, too ya know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 This is Radiant Dawn, where Titania CANNOT use lances, but set in Path of Radiance, where she can... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybuster Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 thats disturbing on so many levelsi'd rather have Greil dead than them doing "the nasty" my twisted imagination strikes again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Here's a shorty. Tormod: Hey Vika, How are you? Vika: *Smoking herb* 'Ey there, bossy. Tormod: Why are you smoking that stuff? Vika: Eh, ran out of olivi grass, y'know? That stuff's the best. We got loads o' this though. I'll live. Tormod: Wait, you smoke? Vika: You sayin' you can't tell? I always gots a stoned look on my face. Good? Bad? Retarded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybuster Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 A little bit of good and retarded mixed together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 A little bit of good and retarded mixed together What I was aiming for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 Stupid jokes are often the best jokes. :P I'll have to come up with one of these later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 ...dammit. i've made parodies of the game Trauma Center, but I dont have any inspiration for this game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I got one. Gatrie: *whistles* Shinon: Hey Gatrie! Did Ike just give you your cut? Gatrie: Yep. Don't know what to spend it on though. Shinon: Leave that to me. Hand it over and you won't be sorry. Gatrie: ...kay. *gives* *shinon leaves* Gatrie: *whistles* ???: Halt! Gatrie: Who's that? Kieran: This is a stuck-up! Hand over your gold! Gatrie: Don't you mean "stick up"? Kieran: A thousand curses! Y-yes, now fork it over! Gatrie: Why do you want money? You're in the Royal Knights aren't you? Kieran: Yes, but I still lost all of it with my Gambling ability. Gatrie: ...kay. Go try Oscar, he's loaded. Kieran: Oh, thank you sir, I mean dastard! *leaves* Gatrie: Oh hey commander. Ike: Hello Gatrie. ...Didn't I just give you a large sack of gold? Gatrie: Shinon took it ._. Ike: Why am I not suprised? Gatrie: Say commander, I've seen the way you pretend to avoid Ami. Ike: Pretend? Gatrie: Don't be coy now. Ike: I'm not interested in her. Gatrie: Okay, well how about queen Elincia? Ike: Out of the question. Geoffrey called dibs. *from distance* Geoffrey: She's MINE muscle head! Ike: What was that? Gatrie: Dunno. Well what about Lethe? Ike: We have practice sessions from time to time. Gatrie: What KIND of practice? Ike: Fighting. Gatrie: ... Ike: ... Gatrie: You need to get laid man. \\\ *Oscar's cooking at the mercenary base* Oscar: ^_^ Kieran: Aha! There you are! Oscar: Hullo Kieran! Kieran: Stow the pleasantries knave! Oscar: I can't really chat now, I have to cook Illyana's dinner. Illyana: ^_^ Oscar: The girl eats a ton, I don't have a clue where she keeps it all... Kieran: This is no leisurely visit! This is a- Oscar: "Stick-up"? I overheard you and Gatrie talking. Kieran: You sneak-theif! Why were you eavesdropping? Oscar: I was 3 meters away from you. See? There's Gatrie talking to Ike right now. Kieran: No matter, your money please! Oscar: So you have huge gambling losses? Kieran: How did you know that!? Oscar: ... Illyana: I'm getting hungry... Oscar: Kieran, you realise that gambling is a piece of paper that halves your hit, right? Kieran: So? Oscar: It means you never lost any money, just battles. Kieran: ! Illyana: If I don't get any food, I'm going to eat you! o_o Oscar: She's serious, you should leave before you end up like Rhys. \\\ *At Calil's Bar at night* Calil: Get out you dastard! *tosses Makalov out on his ass* Gatrie: Was he blind stinking drunk? Shinon: Nope, he tried to feel up Calil. Gatrie: So where's my money? Shinon: Spent it. Gatrie: On what? Shinon: Booze. Gatrie: But you said I wouldn't be sorry! Shinon: You won't, now chug! *pours down his throat* \\\ *that next morning* *Gatrie wakes up in bed* Gatrie: My head... hope I didn't do anything stupid last night... ???: Good morning, Danved made you breakfast. Gatrie: o_o Don't tell me... did we... Danved: Twice. *bang* Ike: Hey, would you two keep it down over there? Soren: Ike, ignore them and come back to bed. \\\ *In a rehabilitation clinic* Kieran: Hi everyone, I'm Kieran and I have an addiction to gambling. Joshua: You don't say... Hey wanna play a game? Artur: Don't do that here! It's a freaking rehab clinic! Joshua: Why not? Shinon's passed out drunk and Serra's clearly flying high on meth. Serra: I'm a pegasus knight :) Joshua: Point is sit down and roll the dice. *someone bursts in* Makalov: Did I miss my apointment? I hate it. I'm sure you all will too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 It wasnn't bad Metal Rabbit. I lol'd a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 funny stuff. bring on more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 *back in FE9* *A daein soldier retires to bed, but before decides to watch some TV* TV: are you overworked? Soldier: Yes. TV: is your boss evil? Soldier *thinks of petrine* duh. TV: do they insult you, demean you? Soldier: ._. (petrine: dogsbreath!) TV: and finally, do they physically lash out at you? Soldier: *rubs burns* hell yes! TV: if you answered yes to all of these questions, you may be entitled to compensation! Soldier: Yeah! I'll sue her ass! *Petrine walks in* Petrine: What was that? Soldier: huh? oh g-good evening sir. Petrine: Would you care to dance with my lance? Soldier: N-no sir... Petrine: Good. (this will be continued later, but I g2g) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Sir? lol. Shouldn't that be ma'am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 yeah i thought so too, but I didn't want to screw up another character's gender 0_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i thought we went over this: when a female officer has a higher rank than you, you refer to them as sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 i thought we went over this: when a female officer has a higher rank than you, you refer to them as sir. We went over this? And is that really true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 We went over this? And is that really true? Apparently it is true. http://www.phineion.com/andromeda/playingsims.htm Under the When to Say "Sir" section: If you are off-duty, and you come across a superior (even if he or she is off-duty also), you are to refer to that person as "sir." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
鳴美 Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 *Gatrie wakes up in bed*Gatrie: My head... hope I didn't do anything stupid last night... ???: Good morning, Danved made you breakfast. Gatrie: o_o Don't tell me... did we... Danved: Twice. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 This. wouldn't wanna go up another 10% in warns cuz of SPAM would you? but yeah, that is pretty disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cybuster Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 A new one from the twisted world that is my mind a twist on Ikes memory scene 10 years ago (a few days before the fated day) Lil Ike wakes up to a strange sound comming from down the hall Lil Ike: "mama papa" He goes to see whats making that sound and hears it's coming from his parants room curious he put his ear to the door. Big mistake Lil Ike hears lots of moaning and creaking ???: "I've been a bad girl I must be spanked." The poor litte guys eyes wide at this as he realizes the one speaking is his own mother Greil: "Alright if I must." Lil Ike starts to panic cause he knows full well how much one of Greils spankings hurt he bursts through the door and drops a load in his drawers at what he saw. Lil Ike: "No don't hurt MamAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" Elena/Greil: "CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR CLOSE THE DOOR!!!" Else where Lil Mist turns over poor little guy was scarred for life that day Days later just after Greil touched Lehrans medallion A man walks up to Ike after tending to his parants for now lets call him and his partner L and Z L: "Poor thing you must have seen every thing" He puts his hand to Lil Ikes head and the recoils in shock and discust the other man walks out of the house Z: "Whats wrong?" L: "This boy has seen things that his little mind could'nt take, I'll seal his memories so he can atleast live asa balenced person" A few weeks later Greil had a hard time explaining this and that to Ike as the litte guy just sat there wondering what was wrong with his father 10 years later just after the memories that L sealed came flooding back Yune: "Ike?" He only stood there eyes wide Yune: "I~ke." His jaw drops Yune: "IKE!!!" Yune realizes something is wrong when he starts foaming at the mouth and faints Yune: "Oh dear are Beorc supposed to foam at the mouth like that oh well..." Rather then waiting she shoves Ragnell and Alondite in her bag grabs Ikes leg and drags him up the stairs smacking his head on each step. Yune:"lets hope this helps you forget what you just remembered." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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