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Snake: Colonel, I'm fighting fricken Ironman here!!!

Campbell: Bitch, Dat be Samus Aran, she's a chick.

Snake: A CHICK, Wow...

Campbell: No shit, didn't you ever beat Metroid 100%

Snake: I was to busy gettin' it on with Meryll.

Campbell: Samus makes Meryll look like Otacon.

Otacon: HEY!!!

Snake: Oh go do things with your Step-Mom.

Otacon: STEP-Mom, that aint' incest.

Snake: Oh shit, Samus got a Smash Ball!

Campbell: GET DOWN!!!

Samus: IMMA FIRIN MEH LASER!!!

Snake: Oh shi- I just got KO'd

Campbell: Damn Snake your lucky.

Snake: Why?

Campbell: Look at Samus.

Snake: !

ZSSamus: What?

Snake: Could you do that final smash again.

Otacon: Snake, it doesn't work that way.

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Snake: I'm fighting me here...

Campbell: It's the Les Infantas Teribles Project!!!!

Snake: But It's not liek me and Liquid bitch Snake he looks exactly fucking like me!

Mei Ling: TWO SNAKES!!! <3

Snake: Ahh...Meryll, HELP!!!

Mei Ling: =(

Snake: Then again...

Snake 2: Hey Campbell there's a guy here useing my Codec...

Snake: Holy crap he can use my Codec...

Slippy: This is Slippy

Snake: Crap must have picked up one of Fox's frequencies...

Snake 2: Snake...SNAKE...SNAAAAAAAKE

Slippy: Snake...SNAKE...SNAAAAAAAAKE

Snake: Why are there two of me!!!

Otacon: It's the color swap, another player is using you...

Snake: Oh...Thanks Otacon...

Otacon: Thanks, I have to go see my Step Mom =D

Snake: Snake out...

Snake 2: So Mei Ling?

Mei Ling: =D

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  • 2 weeks later...

Snake: Who the HELL is that?

Shipp: Hello my anme is Shippidge.

Snake: GTFO, your not supposed to be in here.

Shipp: Basterd.

Colonel: That's Shippidge.

Snake: Yes...I gathered that...

Mei Ling: His name is Shippidge.

Snake: I GET THE FRICKING POINT!!!

Otacon: His name is...

Snake: !

Colonel: His name is Shipidge, He makes the Smashtasm.

Snake: OH YOU LITTLE-

GMX7: Who the fuck are you?

Snake: Wha-

Dex: TWAT

Snake: Okay...Red Me, Blue Link, Ten Year Old with a Helmet...

Shipp: My name is...

Dex: Fucking hell we know!!!

GMX7: GuitarmasterX7, I will impregnate you.

Dex: Don't worry Skippy.

Snake: FUCK!!!

Mei Ling: His name is Shippidge, he makes the Smashtasm

Snake: Snake out...

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