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The Island of No Return


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Yup! Its a spin off of season five's sitcom! And since its sitcom, CGV SERENE AND I BETTER NOT BE THE ONLY ONES WRITTING. Basically we all get put on a hell island(separated into small groups of 2-4 of course) and need to find the way off of it. XD

*Fox's and CGV's house*

Branded:Happy Birthday man.

Masu:Thanks. *scratches head*

Hika:YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS NOW DONT YOU!?

Masu: ._.

CGV:*cracks his knuckles* Thats right........BIRTHDAY PUNCHES.

Masu:Just how many of you are gonna punch me 18 times?

Fox:Im in

Branded:Hell yeah

Serene:Me

CGV:Me!

Lyle:Ehhhh.......of course!

Hika:Im the one who brought it up!

Arc:I wanna rick roll you 18 times before the day ends...........

Kiryn:Im gonna slap you 18 times

Songbird:Im gonna beat you for sure and you cant complain!

Princess:Im-

Masu:DAMMIT I GET IT ALREADY!!!!!

Kira:I was gonna say i wasnt gonna hit you man.......geez......

Hika:YOU PUSSY

Kira: ._.

Fireman:Shall I write his name? only 10,000 gold.

Kira:Later.

Nightmare:Normally Happy Gatherings disgust me but.........I have my reasons for being here. *looks at songbird*

Songbird:*flashes Nightmare a evil smile that screams "BLACKMAIL"*

Freohr:SURPRISE!!!! *hugs Masu from behind*

Masu:O_O! AAAHHHHH! DONT DO THAT! Surprises scare me half the time.......and end with me on fire.....or in a hole.....or with a wound.....or

Branded:We get it already. Where the hell are the twins?

Serene:Dunno. They were supposed to be here with Bizz 30 minutes ago.

Fireman:Knowing their luck they probably ran into trouble................

*down town*

Cym:MOVE.

Des:NOW.

TLS:Not till you guys say SEXCOPTER

Cym:WHY WOULD I SAY THAT!?

Zero:Because sexcopters are funny!

*Fox and CGV's house*

Masu:For some reason..........I wanna punch Zero

Princess:<_<

Lyle:Jerk.

CGV:ARGH! THIS IS BORING!

Fox:Lets play brawl then.

Hika:Shall we play arc's special version?

Masu:NO! I made one!!!

Serene:Why do i think its gonna be full of broken tales characters..........

Faiya:Dont forget Melty Blood!

Masu:Yup!

1hour later

Serene:*slams controller down* Alright this is bullshit! Now why can this Shiki Tohno fucker kill in one hit!

Masu:HE HAS DEATH PERCEPTION!

Serene:BULL SHIT.

Kira:Hey I like using this Jade guy! He just laughs and everyone dies instantly!

*the door opens*

Cym:We're finally here!

Freohr:YOU'RE SOOOOOOOOOO LATE!

Des:*has blood on her fists* Sorry. We had some unwanted troubles.

Zero:*Walks in with a bloody nose* Gaahhh.......

Princess:O_O

Bizz:*Walks in dragging TLS who's entire body is covered in blood*

Fox:HOLY SHIT!

Des:Well...........lets put the candles on the cake!

Branded:More like CANDLE.

Masu:Jackass.

Branded:Meh. I try.

Song:HE DOES DESERVE 1 CANDLE.

Lyle:I agree.

CGV:Hey! He deserves at least 4!

Masu:-_______________-

Fireman:The more flames the better............

Arc:Fire fetish.............

Fireman:What was that?

Arc:._.

Songbird:Okay blow out the candles and make a wish bro!

Masu:Alright. *blows out candles*

Then suddenly at the same time, all of this happened:

-TOV fell from the sky into hika's hands

-Princess Kicked Lyle in the balls

-Songbird began to brutally maul TLS

-The window shatters and Elincia and Leanne were fighting and tearing each other's clothes off

-Serene Smiled

-Bianchi ran in screaming something that might have been important but no one payed attention

Masu:O_O!!!!!!!!!

Branded:What........the hell did you wish for!?

Masu:None of this! I swear!

Kiryn:Thats hard to believe.........

Masu:WHAT!?

Kiryn:Well you dont like Lyle, hence princess hitting him, you dont like TLS hitting on your sister, you are obsessed with elincia and leanne,..........I have no clue about Hika getting that game or serene smiling.

Masu:I had nothing to do with this!

Bianchi:I SAID THIS IS BAD! *an explosion is heard*

CGV:What the hell was that!?

Binachi:Well I was doing an last minute experiment before coming........and well I think I caused a dimension warp!

TLS:Meaning...........

Kira:WE'RE GONNA GET WARPED SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Masu:What if its some island where everyone looks like Rita!!!!!!????

Faiya:Dont get your hopes up.

Princess:<_<

*a purple colored explosion that had a gravitational pull began to suck everyone towards it*

Hika:FUCK! NO!!!!!! I JUST GET TOV AND THIS HAPPENS!? BULL SHIT!

Freohr:KYAAAAAAHHH!! *clings to TLS*

TLS:I think I like this...........

Kiryn:*slaps TLS*

Masu:*clinging to branded's legs* NOOOOO I DUN WANNA DIE!!!!!

Branded:GET OFF OF ME AHO!

Masu:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox:Dammit! Right after I fix the damage this place took last time you people came THIS HAPPENS! *is sucked in*

Raven:*walks into the room* hey. what did I miss? *sees Fox getting sucked in* GRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! *leaps into the explosion*

Arc:._. *is sucked in*

Lets make this easy:

*Insert Girls screaming and guys cursing*

*everyone is sucked into the explosion*

An Island. A rather peaceful beautiful island.

Masu:............*water touches his face* Mm...........? *opens his eyes* Water???? *looks up to see arc drooling on his face*

GRAAAHHH! WHAT THE FUCK!?

Arc:._. I was bored looking at you and I thought you were dead.

Masu:RRRGHHHH! *looks around* Where is everyone?*looks to his left and see's Fox's head lying in the sand* HAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *hides behind arc*

Arc:Oooo.....its Fox. Is she dead?

Masu:Go find out!

Arc:Ok. *walks up to fox's head and begins to unzip his pants*

Masu:O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WH-WH-WHAT THE HELL!??!?!?!?!

Arc:*stops* What?

Fox:If you wanna still have full function of that thing you better step off!!!!!

Arc:........*pokes Fox's head* Oh shes not dead.

Fox:RRRGH! Im stuck in this damn sand! Get me out!

Arc:Ok. *grabs her head and gets ready to pull as hard as possible*

Masu:Stop! Thats just gonna fuck her neck up! *makes ripples in the sand and Fox shoots out of it*

Fox:*flies into the ocean*

Masu:......Shit im dead.

Fox:CORRECT.

Masu:But I saved you!

Fox:from what!

Masu:From giving arc head.........

Fox:*cringes and groans in pain at the thought*

Another section of the island

CGV:Well............I like this island already.

Cym:Why?

Des:Is it because its pretty?

CGV:Ohhh no reason.........

Freohr:That sounds........suspicious..........

Another Part of the Island

Princess:Where are we?

Fireman:10,000

Bizz:I dont think we have the money for that.............

Fireman:Then I shall keep quiet.

Yet another section of the island

Kira:So.........where are we?

Kiryn:beats me

Nightmare:At least im with people whom I dont hate

Zero:Really!?

Nightmare:Well I dont hate you but I also didnt see you there.

Zero:.____.

Yup another part of the island

Song:*dusts off her clothes*

Hika:FUCK! SHIT! DAMN! COCK! BONER! FAGGOT! PUSSY! ASS! BITCH!

Song:Take it easy!

Hika:I JUST LOST A FREE COPY OF TALES OF VESPERIA!!! HOW CAN I KEEP CALM!!!??!?!?!?!?!

Song:*sighs* This is gonna be a lot of work.........

Some other part:

Serene:Well this is a bitch.*turns to see bianchi and Lyle*

serene:OH THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT.

The last segment of the island:

Branded:You Ok?

TLS:Yah.

Raven:Yeah. Dammit we need to find the others!

Branded:That we do. Lets get headed out.

In a random cave:

Faiya:...........:(

NOW OTHER PPL WRITE CRAZY THINGS.

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(TLS, Raven and Branded's section)

TLS: So where the fuck are we?

Branded: Some Island.

TLS: No shit sherlock!

Branded: *Pulls out Katana*

TLS: Nevermind...

Raven: Shut up.

TLS: Okay...

Raven: Anyway, This is obviously the result of some evil magic and...

Branded: What is it?

Raven: Somewhere somehow...Fox is in danger...I haven't felt this wave of evil since that cristmas party when me and fox had a threesome with meta-

TLS and Branded: ???

Raven: Now it's gone...

TLS: Like my erection.

Raven: SHUT UP!!!

TLS: Sadface...

Branded: We should get going I guess...

TLS: Hey I just found a copy of ToV.

Raven: Cool.

Branded: Maybe we should return it to Hika.

All: Nah...

*The three sit down and play ToV*

Meanwhile on another part of the island

Fireman: 10000

Princess: I don't have that much!

Fireman: 10000

Bizz: Please talk Fireman

Fireman: 10000

Princess: FIREMAN!!!

Fireman: 10000

Bizz: Don't you wanna get off this island?

Fireman: 10000

Princess: I'll let you see Masu's porn stash?

Fireman: ...

Princess: Volke is featured.

Fireman: 5000

Princess: =D

*Princess and Bizz pay Fireman 5000*

Meanwhile on yet ANOTHER part of the island

Arc: *Sitting inside a giant sand castle* Come on Fox climb into my castle!!!

Masu: Damnit Arc we've been trying to get rescued while you were building a giant Sand Castle!!!

Arc: Maybe Fox should flash the sky, then a plane might rescue us!

Fox: YOUR NOT GOING TO MAKE ME FLASH THE SKY!!!

Arc: Please!

Fox: Last time I fell for that was at that christmas party when me and raven and you...

Arc: Is that never talking about it again?

Fox: Right sorry...

Masu: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

Fox: The less you know the better.

Masu: Yeah...

To be Continued...

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Yeah here's how I love this

(Serene's version)

Serene: Oh why the bloody hell am I with these two out of everyone else. I'm going to kill something before we leave and I know it.

*Thinks*

Serene: WAIT! I'll just leave them alone but before I do, I've always wanted to do this *places radio next to Lyle*

Serene: Well I believe as standard with most stories that they won't be up willingly for another hour. So I'll force them up in an half an hour. And it has my favorite music

*leaves*

Serene: *five minutes later* ah the calm before the storm, what has never felt so more quieter. Well let's see *looks at edge of island* we are trapped on an island that looks like there is nothing around. So the smart thing would be to stay here and wait for rescue. Well not the smartest more like the more cliched so I'm doing just the opposite.

Serene: WING'S BECOME MY WAY TO THE DIVINE BEYOND *wings grow to become twice as long*

Serene: Good now I can leave find land, and hopefully never see any of these sad sacs ever again.

Serene: But there are people we like here

Serene: True *guilt kicks in* alright I'll get help *flies off*

*Ten minutes later*

Radio: THIS IS SPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAA

*Lyle jumps 50 feet into the air, and lands on Bianchi*

Lyle: The hell *as the Sparta techno remix is playing and notices Bianchi is still asleep*, how the hell. Wait I know who liked this song. SERENE!

Serene: *Smiles*, I guess Eliot was wrong, the world does end with a large bang. Thank you Halo *flies into sunset*

MaSu: Why wasn't anyone else incorporated

Serene: Cause I hate you

MaSu: Bastard

Serene: Thank you

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*Toa Raven and Branded are playing ToV*

Raven: Damnit Branded it's my turn.

TV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H10abqD25F0

Branded: Dumb shit...

TLS: DIBS!!!

Raven: Prick...

TLS: *Starts Playing*

_________________

Meawhile on another part of the island

Fireman: Okay after viewing Masu's porn, I will help you escape.

Bizz: YAY!!!

Princess: I never knew the kind of crap Masu's into...

_______________________

On yet ANOTHER part of the island

Masu: So you Raven and Arc...

Arc: WE NEVER TALK BOUT' IT AGAIN

Masu: Kay...

Hika: JESUS CHRIST!!!

Masu: Hika?

Hika: The guys jacked my copy of ToV!!!

Serene: How did you get here?

Fox: This is worst then the first season of lost...

________________

Back with the Badasses

TLS: WOOT WOOT WOOT

TV: You Lose, Fatality

TLS: TITS!!!

Branded: DIBS

Raven PHUCK!!!!!

To be Continued...

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  • 2 weeks later...

TLS:*playing TOV with Branded and Raven* Hey.how are we playing this thing without electricity on the island?

*other side of island*

Masu:Hahahaha! Die Die Die Die Fox!!!!

Fox:What the hell. This game SUCKS.

Masu:No. YOU SUCK. More than Arc!

Arc:Not my fault that I used that Warakia bastard. He had a funny laugh.

Masu:Doesn't matter who I use! White Len,Tohno Shiki,Nanaya Shiki,Akiha I'll kick your asses with ANYONE!

*tv shuts off*

Masu:*drops remote* THE FUCK!?

Fox:Sounds like someone was a fool and brought logic to the sitcom.

Arc:._. logic?

Masu:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*other side of island*

Bizz:Aie! Did you guys hear that!?

Cym:Some kind of angry "RAWR" right?

Bizz:Yeah

Des:Either it was Masu who just lost at a video game, lost the game itself, or a pack of wild animals are here to tear us to bloody pieces.

Cym:..........................................

Bizz:She's been around Serene to much.

CGV:So ladies! Where shall we go!?

Bizz:Like hell I know. We're LOST. we dont know anything about this place!

CGV:<_<

*in the dark cave*

Faiya: :( Where is everyone.......I guess I should get moving.*begins to walk for a while*

*About 5 mins later*

Faiya:UUUGH! This stupid cave has no end to it-ARGH! *bumps into something* What the hell! *looks up to see a human figure standing infront of him* :blink:

???:*grabs Faiya by his shirt collar*

Faiya:Who are you!?

???:My name is Waha Kife. Don't call me by my screen name Knife, or I will cut you down. Remember to call me Waha Kife. Whenever you quote me, be sure to change the title of the quote to Waha Kife. Do you understand yet? Depending on how you treat me, I can be your worst enemy or your best friend.

Welcome to the forest. Asshole.

Faiya:....but its a cave.................

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