Flee Fleet! Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Granted, but because of being lifeless and having literally no soul, you end up just sitting on a chair, doing nothing for the remainder of your life ( which is quite short, because you dehydrated and died of starvation. An empty husk does not care about eating, living or surviving, after all.) I wish I knew how to make cool poses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Granted, but nobody is around to see you doing them. I wish for an ice cream that will not harm me in any way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 9 hours ago, NinjaMonkey said: Granted, but nobody is around to see you doing them. I wish for an ice cream that will not harm me in any way. Granted, but it's the last available and everyone will watch you eat it. I wish I had a time controlling stopwatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted, but eventually the time police comes around and arrest you for messing around with time using that stopwatch. You make a run for it and immediately stop time, however it doesn't work on the police. It seems their technology is so advanced that time doesn't affect them. You get surprised and say "WOAH TECHNOLOGY!"...despite the fact you had your own extremely advanced gadget. You are then handcuffed. I wish the world did not have colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Granted. The world now looks like a black and white movie. I wish that IS would make an FE4 remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Corrobin said: Granted. The world now looks like a black and white movie. I wish that IS would make an FE4 remake. Granted, but Echoes and FE Switch will suck as a result. I wish I actually had motivation to do more than a sloth for a change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Just now, Light Strategist said: Granted, but Echoes and FE Switch will suck as a result. I wish I actually had motivation to do more than a sloth for a change. Granted, but now you have an incredibly cramped schedule. I wish that I didn't have to work and I still get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 13 hours ago, Corrobin said: Granted, but now you have an incredibly cramped schedule. I wish that I didn't have to work and I still get paid. Nooo.... Granted, but nobody wants to hang around with you anymore. I wish it were raining right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 Granted, but it's extremely acidic rain. Unless you want to get burned or whatever acid does to the body, stay in home. Unless the acid affects your home as well. I wish there were zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Strategist Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Flee Fleet! said: Granted, but it's extremely acidic rain. Unless you want to get burned or whatever acid does to the body, stay in home. Unless the acid affects your home as well. I wish there were zombies. I don't go outside anyway! =D How long does it take acid to eat through brick? Granted, but their groans are replaced with Indian sounding accents and instead of yelling "Brains" they yell "I am a dot!"at every turn. Some in unison, others at completely random desynced intervals. I wish I knew when my favourite TV shows were next on in their country of origin. Edited March 10, 2017 by Light Strategist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Zap Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Granted! But you can't watch them for at least another year. I wish there was an actual religion centered around the random number gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 There is, but there's a 50-50 chance unbelievers will be smited by random lightning. I wish that I could be hero, with a cool sword and shield who fights against evil with my true companions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Zap Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 The Evil you fight is so abominable, it would make Griffith piss his pants. Have fun! On the subject of Berserk, I wish it had a regular schedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heptade Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Granted, but it is now written and directed by Tommy Wiseau. I wish I had more Luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Granted, but now you have low Magic. So you're now a staffbot, basically. I wish I had the ability to make any food delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OliKad Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Granted! But now you are no longer able to taste nor enjoy it. I wish taht the growth rates will be buffered a but in Echoes compared to Gaiden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted! But the RNG spits out bad numbers, so you'll still gain the same stats as before. I wish I could jump into any video game world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Congrats! You ended up in the world of Big Rigs, and now you're in a boring, glitchy world where trucks can easily hit over 200 km/h while going backwards. I wish I was more driven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Congrats, you're a car now? What? Now, you'll be "Driven" by somebody! I wish there were no trolls on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted! But now there are trolls in real life, and they eat people. I wish it was always winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Granted! But now it's always a howling blizzard and you can't leave your house. I wish that there were superheroes in real life, and that I was one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted! Superheroes now exist, and you are one! Your superpower is the power of a sloth- slow moving and the ability to eat leaves. Hooray! I wish I could breathe underwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flee Fleet! Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted! But now you are a fish like human being that has gills, and a tail in place of legs. Now you can never ever breathe or walk on land ever again! I wish I had the power to make bubbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Granted! But you have to spit them out 24/7, since they are acid, and they would burn your stomach and kill you in the long run. I wish I had the powers of Mob Psycho, but without the mental blockades he and Reigen impose on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Granted, but you are also 5000 feet tall and cannot breath easily with the limited oxygen up there. I wish I was a necromancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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