Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Ooh! I'm exciting...sort of. *Sits down in topic with a beer waiting for next chapter* i love it how epic i am. indeed.....you may call me Gattling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Writer's Block. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Oh boy, I make an appearance, and then without anyone even knowing my name, I die <_< LOLOLOL XD at chapter too, pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Oh boy, I make an appearance, and then without anyone even knowing my name, I die <_< it happens to the best of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 Chapter 3 (Grevious's Ship) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2AW_gtEhc Grevious: You IDIOT. Hello: I'm sorry... Grevious: I SAID HIRE STAR FOX NOT KILL THEM!!! Hello: Yeah...sorry... Grevious: You disappoint me...leave, before I want to cut something... Hello: Yes sir... Grevious: Good, now bring me to Norfair.... Battle Droid: Sir yes sir. Grevious: Good, Soon nothing will stop me....not even the Sith who I once feigned allegiance to... Battle Droid: Sir... Grevious: I will live forever...I will never die...and most of all...I will NOT BE A MACHINE Battle Droid: Racist Basterd... Grevious: *Pulls out his Light Saber* Battle Droid: ROFL NVM _____________________ (Daein-Talregga) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSC1wQMax2E Pit: You sure this is where the Slavers are at... Princess: I'm positive. Pit: Alright, let's make our move... Princess: Good luck *runs off* Pit: Alright, let's roll *Pulls out Bow* Guard: Hey, who the-GAAAHHH Pit: DIYAAA *Cuts the Guard* Guard: HOW DA FUCK!! Pit: May whatever gods you hold be kind to you *Slits Throat* Trader: Hey, A Heron with Swords? Pit: No...I'm just an Angel, I'll give you chance repent... Trader: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL Pit: Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiya *Side B's Trader* Trader: SWEET JESUS! Pit: HA *Back Ariels Trader* *The Traders Head Rolls away* Pit(On Radeo): Kilvas, you in? Kilvas(On Radeo): Ahh...Kind of... _____________________________ (Norfair) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--sRhAa45YI Matt: Alright Grevious, why did you need me? Grevious: I need you to find the remains of a Pirate Vessal that went down in the Lava... Matt: No fucking way...*Gives back a bag of cash* Grevious: *Pulls out Lightsaber* Matt: *Pulls out Killing Edge* Grevious: FIGHT ME *Pulls out four Swords and crack open his Arms* Matt: *Swings his Killing Edge* Grevious: *Cuts the sword in half* Matt: Tits... Grevious: This is Norfair...*Kicks Matt into the Lava* Matt: GOD DAMN...*Sinks into the Magma* Grevious: Damnit...I will return to this dump when I find a minion who is more...Fire Proof. ______________________________ (Helryx Nui-First Base of the Toa) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbMBhK7KVjQ Toa Lord Tahu: Alright...This council has been debating for weeks now... Speed: Yes? Toa Lord Brahman: And at the late Toa Lord Ishnall's request and your heroics with the Merc Unit the Trinity... Toa Lord Inika: We have decided to grant you the rank of Toa Lord. Toa Lord Axonn: You are no longer a human sir Speed...You are a Toa Lord...Toa Lord Sothe. Toa Lord Sothe: Thank you sirs... Toa Lord Tahu: We do not grant this rank lightly, now go...on your first assignment... TLS: What is my first mission then? Toa Lord Brahman: The SSE has requested our help in a matter. Toa Lord Inika: You must sneak into General Grevious's Star Ship and recue to SSE Agents. TLS: Thank you very much Council. To be Continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 XD @ Matt!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 XD @ Matt!!! Lol Oh Chris comes back next chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Lilina: The night Roy left....Meta: What? Lilina: MK...I'm pregnant. Meta: Roy? Lilina: Yes... Meta: I'm sorry... That's sad, but now I can't play FE6 without the thought that Lilina's pregnant in mind! Nice opening! May I be in the story as a confused mercenary who don't know which side to fight for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 17, 2008 Author Share Posted October 17, 2008 That's sad, but now I can't play FE6 without the thought that Lilina's pregnant in mind! Nice opening! May I be in the story as a confused mercenary who don't know which side to fight for? Yes. Also, That first part is VERY important a little later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 cool, so like, what side is evil and what side is bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 (edited) YAYZ! I make an appearance!! Great Part! Happy Birthday! =D Edited October 17, 2008 by Princess Kilvas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Yes! I'm an idiot! Cool chapter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Feffle, don't make me fucking kill you. Reminds me of Anakin...oh well! XD If I don't fucking kill Grevious though, you will die TLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 Feffle, don't make me fucking kill you.Reminds me of Anakin...oh well! XD If I don't fucking kill Grevious though, you will die TLS. Your dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Yes.Also, That first part is VERY important a little later. Let me guess, Lilian's child will lead the new force? Don't ask me why, but I was somewhat inspired to write an instrumental song about Lilian infomaing Meta Knight she had sex with Roy and got pregnant after his death. I get into music and this story way too much . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 Let me guess, Lilian's child will lead the new force? Don't ask me why, but I was somewhat inspired to write an instrumental song about Lilian infomaing Meta Knight she had sex with Roy and got pregnant after his death. I get into music and this story way too much . . . 1. I can't say. 2. O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 THIS. IS. NORFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 No shit I'm dead sherlock, that's why it was striked through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 18, 2008 Author Share Posted October 18, 2008 THIS. IS. NORFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! XD No shit I'm dead sherlock, that's why it was striked through Who says you can't...come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 I dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 20, 2008 Author Share Posted October 20, 2008 Chapter 4 (Grevious's Ship) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBu5fBl2Kw Battle Droid: Paris Hilton? Super Droid: Not hot. Battle Droid: Angelena Jolie? Super Droid: MILF Battle Droid: Hey what was that? Super Droid: Nothing...Hillary Clinton? *Slash* *Cut* *The Droids Explode* TLS: Boring conversation anyway... Toa Lord Brahman: Alright, the captives are in the brig. TLS: Got it boss. _______________________ (Slave Trader's Convoy) Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSC1wQMax2E Princess: Alright, *Picks Lock* Princess: Alright, let's go... Zero: PRINCESS!!! Princess: Zero your safe.... Zero: Damnit, dad is gunna kill you. Princess: I had to rescue you... Zero: Oh crap... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c90Ju5zhew Oliver: Well what do we have here? Zero: Damn... Princess: Zero we can take him. Oliver: Ha, you think!! *A Flash of Light* Princess: Ah... Zero: He can Paralyze Laguz... Pit(On Radio): Kilvas you in? Princess: Ahh...Kind of... Oliver: Well well well, it seems I've snarred the Raven King's precious daughter... Zero: What are you going to do!!! Oliver: Get revenge for the whole Heron incedent....*Pulls out a Knife* Princess: :o Oliver: I'm going to kill you as slowly as possible...One Limb at a time... Zero: Basterd... Olive:r just for that...*Impales Zero's Arm* Zero: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oliver: *Twists the Knife* ;) Zero: OW!!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! Oliver: Oh, using the good lord's name in vein? *Takes out a Stiletto* Zero: Oh God... Princess: Zero... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obHWLr1jxY8 ???: THE FIGHT IS ON *Slices Oliver* Oliver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Princess: PIT!!! Pit: Princess are you okay? Princess: Me and Zero are Paralyzed Zero: Hello, good to meet you. Pit: Likewise. Princess: Uhm..guys Paralysis? Pit: *Grabs Oliver* Oliver: Don't kill me. Pit: I should...but I won't... Oliver: What do you want. Pit: Will the Paralysis wear off? Oliver: In 15 Minutes... Pit: Then may the goddess be with you. Oliver: WAIT!!!!!!! Pit: What? Oliver: I can't let this secret die with me... Pit: What... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5NOnNpv2k8 Oliver: *Hands Pit a Medallion* Oliver: *Shrivels into ash* Pit: What the... Princess: Pit, I can move... Zero: Me to... Pit: What is this Medallion? Zero: Not Lerhans... Pit: No...Didn't you say once that that man came back from the dead? Zero: Yeah, he fought the Greil Mercs then later joined them... Pit: And he turned to Ash when he gave it to me... Princess: Pit...do you think we could... Pit: Exactly... Zero: What? Pit: Were going to raise a dead Sage User.... ______________________________ (Corneria~Gatrie's Apartment) Music: Gatrie: Candy, I'm back.... Candy: How was your day of....Killing crap? Gatrie: Wonderful....So how are you? Candy: Just dealing with the halo Fanboys who call Microsoft... Gatrie: What made you want to do Tech support anyway? Candy: Well you don't go from being a Matrix Operator to being a Waitress. Gatrie: True... Candy: What is it, somethings buggin you... Gatrie: Candy...let's get married... Candy: What.... Gatrie: Ever since we left Matt, well I...just...Yes or No? *BOOOM* Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0a48FJYyPs Gatrie: What the!!! Candy: GATRIE!!! *A Woman Teleports in* ???: Are you Gattleing Von Revolver... Gatrie: Among other names... ???: *Impales Candy* Candy: G...Gat... Gatrie: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!! ???: She's going to die in the next Five Minuted Gatrie nothing can stop that... Gatrie: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! ???: The only way you can save her is to find a THIS Medallion...*Throws Gatrie a Piece of Paper* Gatrie: what the hell is this!! ???: It is the only thing that can save your woman... Gatrie: THEN WHERE THE HELl IS IT!!! ???: It's currently being carried by a Woman named Kilvas. Gatrie: Tht's all I need to know... ???: You seem to have forgotten who killed her quickly... Gatrie: It's simple, you put her in damger to make me find some bloody artifact to save her.... ???: Yes... Gatrie: I use it, you take it and we all live happilly ever after. ???: Impressive... Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7eQt1hO1f0 Gatrie: *Walks over to Candy* Gatrie: I'll be back, I promise... Candy: Gatrie....Yes... Gatrie: What? Candy: Your question...yes..... Candy: .... Gatrie: BASTERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To be Continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Hmmm...Good, good! ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 20, 2008 Author Share Posted October 20, 2008 Hmmm...Good, good! ^_^ Uh...thanks, I really want everyone in this story to have a motive and we just established some here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Good! Good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted October 20, 2008 Author Share Posted October 20, 2008 I wish people would say a compliment other then "Good Good" I mean it's only funny when the badger did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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