Marth_of_Altea Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) Hello, everyone: If you have any, I'd love to hear your best Fire Emblem themed pickup lines. I'll start with mine: "Are you from Velthromer? Because you're hotter than Valflame!" #EDIT I just realized this is topic number 66666. Edited October 2, 2016 by Marth_of_Altea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Light Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I feel like this should be in Far from the Forest, but... "You must have a high critical rate, 'cause that look is Killer!" "Are you a lance? 'Cause you've got the advantage against my sword." "Do you have experience as a Troubadour? Because I feel sturdier when I'm around you!" "Do you have a Nosferatu tome? 'Cause you cast a spell on me and made my life yours!" "You may be making me red in the face, but I'd turn blue for you any day!" "You're so divine, I'd need to be part of a special bloodline to wield you!" "Hey, you wanna go stand next to each other and beat people up tonight?" "I'd incinerate my friend and drop meteors on all of their friends including my little brother for a chance to date you!" This is literally the worst stuff I've ever written, in my entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marth_of_Altea Posted October 2, 2016 Author Share Posted October 2, 2016 "You must have a high critical rate, 'cause that look is Killer!" "Are you a lance? 'Cause you've got the advantage against my sword." "Do you have experience as a Troubadour? Because I feel sturdier when I'm around you!" "Do you have a Nosferatu tome? 'Cause you cast a spell on me and made my life yours!" "You may be making me red in the face, but I'd turn blue for you any day!" "You're so divine, I'd need to be part of a special bloodline to wield you!" "Hey, you wanna go stand next to each other and beat people up tonight?" "I'd incinerate my friend and drop meteors on all of their friends including my little brother for a chance to date you!" Oh my gods, yes! I salute you good sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melissa Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I'll try "You should class change to my girlfriend" "Let's reach S-support at my place" "You're as hot as Elfire" "I could use a healer for my army" "I would name a weapon after you" "Why don't we fight together?" "Hey, girl, are you a dark mage, 'cause you're making me sweat in fear!" "I hope you'll accept me as your Lord" "I'm your Knight in shining Armour!" "I can be your Hero!" "Are you a Swordmaster? 'Cause you're quick to catch on!" FORGIVE ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Want to see my crits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasashiH Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) I feel like this should be in Far from the Forest, but... "You must have a high critical rate, 'cause that look is Killer!" "Are you a lance? 'Cause you've got the advantage against my sword." "Do you have experience as a Troubadour? Because I feel sturdier when I'm around you!" "Do you have a Nosferatu tome? 'Cause you cast a spell on me and made my life yours!" "You may be making me red in the face, but I'd turn blue for you any day!" "You're so divine, I'd need to be part of a special bloodline to wield you!" "Hey, you wanna go stand next to each other and beat people up tonight?" "I'd incinerate my friend and drop meteors on all of their friends including my little brother for a chance to date you!" This is literally the worst stuff I've ever written, in my entire life. You sir/miss, are the king/queen of Fire Emblem pick up lines. If I can think of one... - Hope you can keep up sweetheart, because my Brave Lance can always go an extra round :) - [spoilerS] Call me Emmeryn because I've fallen quite hard for you (mmmm.....) Edited October 2, 2016 by MasashiH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wist Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Kana Guy Maria Selkie?Nowi Wil Tiltyu.Inigo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 What the hell is this doing in General, and how did I miss it the first time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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