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Fire Emblem: The Movie


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Well, this was a random thought in my mind about the series. What if your favorite Fire Emblem character(s) had his or her own movie? What genre would be the movie and would hte movie's story would be about. Also, how would the movie's musical score would be like?

I imagine an cheesy late 90s romantic comedy between Fire Emblem 6's Clarine and Rutger. A young lady seeking love and a "emotionless" man who don't know what love is. A perfect match? Maybe.

Trailer Music: Clocks By Coldplay

Trailer Voice: "This fall, two different people will learn that not only leaves changes, but so does hearts.

Clarine is a young lady searching for that perfect man, a man who'll treat her right. Rutger is a man who does not want to get involve in love or relationship. However, when they meet at the intersection of hope and destiny, their hearts will change."

(Scene cuts to Clarine and Rutger in bed, naked under covers)

Rutger: "Clarine . . you alone taught me what love is, how to love, and why I should never be cold."

Clarine: "Wow, who in the hell wrote this cheesy crap?"

When Rutger Met Clarine

Staring Clarine Ryan and Rutger Crystal. Rated PG-13

Yeah, I'm a bad trailer writerr, lynch me!.

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The Fireman

The story of how a young man became the world's leading assassin.

You know, this actually has potential as a great movie and for some other reason, I feel like the Jaffar and Nino movie also has a lot of potential...

*goes to contact Hollywood*

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Here's one I came up with.

*Insert epic music here*

In this world, this is a named Nergal who creates morphs. One of the morphs he created can only say one thing.

???: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

His name is Denning. He wonders around the world saying the same catch phrase over and over again.

*Scene switches to a Taco Bell Drive through*

Lady: Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Excuse me, what did you say?

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Well thanks for telling. Now can I take your order?

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Yes, you told me that already.

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Is that all you're going to say?

*Scene switches to a movie theater*

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle." This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle." This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Honey, this guy back here keeps saying the same thing over and over again.

*Scene switches to school*

Teacher: Kids, this is your substitute teacher, Mr. Denning.

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

*Scene switches to a bus*

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle." This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle." This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

*Everyone looks at him confused*

*Scene switches to a 300 like scene*

Man: This is blasphemy, this is madness!

Denning: THIS...IS...A MESSAGE FROM LORD NERGAL, "I AWAIT ON THE DREAD ISLE."

*Denning kicks the guy into a pit*

*Scene switches to a kid's home*

Kid: Mommy, Daddy, guess what I learned in school today?

Parents: What is it?

Kid: We learned a message from Lord Nergal, he awaits us on the Dread Isle.

*Switches to logo*

Denning, coming soon to theaters nowhere. Rated D for Denning

*Scene switches back to the Taco Bell Drive through*

Denning: This is a message from Lord Nergal, "I await you on the Dread Isle."

Lady: Sir, you're holding up the line.

*Shows bunch of cars behind Denning's car*

Man: Man, what the hell is taking this guy so long?

What did you think?

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