Stephen the Great Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) It's simple, really. Post a pun or joke and rate the above poster's pun or joke on a scale of out of 10 (percentages are fine). The joke can be posted as a picture or meme. Please refrain, however, from posting personal attacks on other forumites. So I'll start: If the math teacher is talking about history during calculus class, his remarks are surely tangential. Edited November 6, 2017 by Sigismund of Luxemburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 7/10 unexpected Looks like Sigismund is the... PUNGEON MASTER of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 I like! 10/10 Here's a long one! This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race. Nixon came the first. How should our media report on that?” We’re answering: “The report should be as follows: ‘In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place.’ Mister Nixon came in one before last.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moblin Major General Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) 10! Brilliant! So, the geometry teacher staged a debate with the class, playing the straight angle, but we all felt something wasn't quite right. He started becoming obtuse from our acute observations. Edited November 6, 2017 by Hylian Air Force Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 Hehe, dobry jest! 10! Even longer one.Seven paradoxes of the socialist state: Nobody works, but the plan is always fulfilled. The plan is fulfilled, but the shelves in the stores are empty. The shelves are empty, but nobody starves; nobody starves, but everybody is unhappy; everybody is unhappy, but nobody complains; nobody complains, but the jails are full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 This thread is my home. Er, I feel it is more of a statement making fun of communism than a really good joke. 6/10. What do you do with a very sick chemist? Spoiler Well, if you can't curium, and you can't helium, then you may as well barium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 (edited) Chem joke! 10/10. My chem prof always used to say that one. Irony on the Highway: Edited November 6, 2017 by Sigismund of Luxemburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 8/10. Pretty funny, though the second image is unnecessary. Did you hear about the train driver who was killed by lightning? I feel sorry for his family, but at least he was a good conductor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 8/10, much science, very pun. Did you hear about the new restaurant named Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) Hahaha, good one! 10/10 If you have car wax, and it's from Poland, wouldn't you call it Polish polish? Edited November 11, 2017 by Sigismund of Luxemburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 Heh, I like it. 9/10. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 Ohhhhhhh! 10/10 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 (edited) On 11/11/2017 at 5:42 PM, Sigismund of Luxemburg said: Ohhhhhhh! 10/10 If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 8/10 I've got a good joke: Edited February 16, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 10/10 , that piece of trash was a joke If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 See above. Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. Behold the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 English is weird. 9/10. If a vegetarian eats veggies, then what does a humanitarian eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisobeyedCargo Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) Nice nice 8/10 here's an oldie, but a goodie: Edited February 16, 2018 by DisobeyedCargo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 Good, good. 10 And then it said on the back, "only for feline use." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Hmm... I'm assuming its for cats, but I'm not certain. 7/10. So I went and changed a light bulb, then crossed the street, and walked into a bar, and then I realized, my whole life is a joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 7/10. Fits your life perfectly. Here's a farmer joke: Two cows are out in the field, gossiping about life in the herd. One cow says "Guess what!" The other asks "What?" First cow: "I got artificially inseminated yesterday!" Second cow: "No way! You're kidding me!" First cow: "No, seriously! No bull!" Spoiler The funny part is that the first cow says, "no bull" and that's what artificial insemination means. It's a farmer joke. I don't expect you to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Glacies Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, SullyMcGully said: 7/10. Fits your life perfectly. Youch. As for the joke, yeah... it's not the greatest. 6/10. But on the topic of farming jokes: Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Are you worried about that mad cow disease that's going around?" The second one says "Naw, doesn't affect me. I'm a goat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 7/10. I appreciate the attempt at anti-humor. You can't get burned if you're always lit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SullyMcGully Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 5/10. I have a friend who says that all of the time, and it gets annoying. Yesterday, this girl I had never seen before came up and hugged me. I asked her who she was, but instead of answering my question, she just looked up at me and said: "You smell better when you're awake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen the Great Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 ....? 78%. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackc2 Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 6/10 it's not really funny to me. So a blind man walks into a bar.... And a stool... And a table Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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