Nym Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 4/10 Meh. How do you call a magic owl? Hoodini. (It's a reference too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 6/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 5/10, a bit harsh, but fairly funny. Why are obtuse angles so depressed? Because they're never right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7/10, puns are high art. I don't like political jokes any more. They always get elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 8/10, took me a second to get the joke, but yeah. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7/10, -2 points for FE1 and 2 being slower.  Would you like to hear a joke about skeletons? Actually, no. Tibia honest, I do not know any good ones. (say out loud.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 3/10? Probably good but I don't get it. I want Emmeryn in smash. Why? Because she'd DIVE INTO BATTLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 7/10 dark humor, but funny. I have a preference for women who dress like nuns. It's a habit of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 5/10 i got it but it can fly over people's heads. Why did the old lady fall into the well? She couldn't see that well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 5/10, another synonym for well the first time would make it much better. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was tire-d! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) Dad joke/10 Edited September 1, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 BOTW/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 6/10, pretty relatable. You hear about the tree that got into management? They call him a branch manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 8/10, reminds me of a history book I once read. What are the police that stop people from cutting down trees? Special Branch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Tree joke/10 Patient: "Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...?" Doctor: "Ten..." Patient: "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Days?" Doctor: "Nine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 8/10 Got a good laugh from me. What does Nep do when her piano is off-key? She Nep-tunes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 10/10 XD from Blue Reflection: The other day, a girl with pigtails told me two stories. They were twin tales from a twintail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 8/10 Can't help but love a joke/pun about twintails. What do Corrin and Ephraim have in common? Their love interests are irresisterble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 10/10, accurate. Why was Beethoven's oven red? Because it was a Beet Oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 5/10, was it made out of beets or did it cook beets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Grante/10 (8.5/10) What do you call someone who forces other people to play Berwick Saga? A Berwicked person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Dad joke/10 Why did Marth’s wife crash her pegasus into a tree? Because the fog of war wouldn’t let her Caeda way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I lost my sanity/10 What do you call someone who steals intruments from bands? A Band-it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Funny/10 Why did Louise buy her husband a punching bag for his birthday? She knew he needed to let out his Pent-up stress and anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hello72207 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 8/10 wheeze how do you spell candy with just two letters? c and y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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