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On 4/13/2018 at 1:37 AM, Rex Glacies said:

Three kids decide to take a break and go gambling.

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The Locus Casino in Percy Jackson The Lightning Thief.

 

Why didn't I think of that?

Captain Jack Sparrow takes five lucky lottery winners on a tour of his place.

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

A scientist is stranded in a strange land and has to survive.

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Don't Starve

A "peaceful" and prosperous nation invades an impoverished nation full of depressed and dysfunctional people.

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Fates: Birthright

A random adventurer, a princess, an old man, and a pirate go on a quest to chop down an evil tree.

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Final Fantasy V

A man walks up to an evil interdimensional being to barter.

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"Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

 

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A small anti-Fascist federation of Northern Italy joins forces with France to take out Nazi Germany and stop the expansion of a reptilian Lebensraum - and a genocide even worse than the RL!version.

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Fire Emblem: Binding Blade

 

A defector from Japanese facism joins forces with the Americans to stop the Japanese invasion and carrying out Operation Downfall/Coronet, leading to the victory of Allied democracies everywhere for WWII. Unfortunately, the released version is essentially a poorly-made propaganda by Japanese chauvinists, with approval from Shinzo Abe Masayoshi Shido.

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Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest

 

Left-wing French student socialists and liberals team up with their superpowered pets to prevent a coup-d'etat by what looks like a flamboyant grandson of a late French Nazi sympathiser joined with other Neo-Nazi scums, also fighting with their superpowered pets or Personas, and a nuclear warhead.

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Pokemon XY

 

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A sorceress berates her apprentice for not killing a dragon, then proceeds to watch the apprentice turn a guard into an ugly green toad.

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A janitor who was fired by his boss decides to get his revenge by attacking a hotel.

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On a serious note, this is my favorite stick animation of all time.

A boxer who falls from grace by ironically winning a fight he was supposed to lose accidentally joins forces with a paranoid conspiracy theorist to expose the inner workings of an evil mega-corporation. After getting the evidence they need and escaping with their lives, the conspiracy theorist (in order to stay incognito) allows the boxer to take all the credit.

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An intelligent though mischievous engineer and a polar bear take a flying bike out for a spin, but end up in a hidden city once populated by robots. The few robots that remain mistake the engineer for Edison, who was apparently a famous aerospace engineer. They're also backstabbed by a boy raised by werewolves and his older sister, an actual werewolf with a gambling addiction.

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Beyond the Bounds

 

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7 friends create a journaling club and rediscover their faith.

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Dracula

An aspiring guitarist gets his big break and reinvents a classic.

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This scene, from Bobobo bo-bobobo

 

 

A man moves in to a new house and writes squirrel fan fiction

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An unscrupulous, shirtless, eccentric, and potentially crazy loner outlaw becomes friends with another unscrupulous, shirtless, eccentric, and potentially crazy loner outlaw, as they bond over having evil older sisters with uncertain fates, being gentlemen to an overworked cook, and pretending to be dogs.

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Gerard and Mowgli's suppor... I mean, "Fate" conversation chain.

Mostly heroic protagonist decides to gain some evil karma points by attempting to kill the main villain. Before they can do so, they are stabbed in the back by their more evil clone.

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The Dark Side Ending to Star Wars; The Force Unleashed 2

Politicians decide that UFO lasers should be used for farming, stilts officially count as public transportation, elders can get discounts just by saying "please" and "thank you", flying monkeys should aid struggling families, adults that understand youth lingo can be hired as official translators, Area 51 is now a tourist attraction, and Batman should watch more cat videos.

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One of many of the hilarious laws that can be passed in the icivics game "Represent Me!"

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