Hawkwing Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Next topic is: Questionable lines in television advertisements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 "This knife is wonderful for chopping carrots, human hands, and cucumbers!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 "Airline mail that never fails! We'll get your message across! You see, we tie your letter to a brick, and..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 (edited) "This wonderful new frying pan only heats up when placed directly onto your ex's face!" Edited January 1, 2019 by Corrobin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 "Side effects may include chronic diarrhea, headache, muscle ache, and erectile dysfunction. For itchy watery eyes ask your doctor about itchgon!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 "Next time you want to shout out, take out your Not-A-Gun replica and whip it out!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 "Whip it out with Cool Whip." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 4, 2019 Share Posted January 4, 2019 "Does a bear shit in the woods? It does if it takes Poopaloosel!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share Posted April 8, 2019 "Serves 5, you greedy jerk! So put some of it back." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 "Finally! A leaf blower that DOESN'T suck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 It works. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 It takes a second to save a life. Or not, we don't know how much of a monster you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 "This plushie is only for kids 14 and up!" (Yes, I have a plushie that says this, I'm not sure why a plushie of Kyubey would say that, though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said: (Yes, I have a plushie that says this, I'm not sure why a plushie of Kyubey would say that, though) I think I know, even as someone who never saw Madoka. Spoiler I mean, you can't really sign a contract in your teens when it's intended for younger people, right? Also, Ask not what your toothbrush can do for you, as what you can do for the silky smooth teeth and gums you get from our line of toothbrushes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted May 10, 2019 Author Share Posted May 10, 2019 Brilliant Black Coffee. If you don't like it, you're racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 “The stupid-hard game to make you even harder: Touhou!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 "This set comes with everything you need to become a professional animator! All you need is a virgin sacrifice to a long dead Pagan god!" 23 hours ago, Dayni said: I think I know, even as someone who never saw Madoka. Hide contents I mean, you can't really sign a contract in your teens when it's intended for younger people, right? I actually have a figurine of Homura that also has a 14 and up label on the box, same thing with my Kyubey backpack, and, albiet unrelated, a little figurine of Yang Xiao Long I got from a blind box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 "This revolutionary new cleaning liquid is made from real orange peels...and the tears and sweat of the workers from primitive African villages that we employ to harvest our oranges!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 On 10/05/2019 at 4:50 PM, Azure in a Roundabout said: “The stupid-hard game to make you even harder: Touhou!” I was not expecting a Touhou joke in this thread! "Terms, Conditions and Restrictions apply. Not available for customers in Northern Ireland." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 15 hours ago, The_antithesis said: "Terms, Conditions and Restrictions apply. Not available for customers in Northern Ireland." That one's all too real depending on when you ask it. Of course, if it's Nintendo just change that to Ireland. "We've got the widest range of coverage in the country! Warning: The coverage range ignores the mountain ranges and the northern swamps being primarily available in the border regions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 "Sexy Back Rub. We actually don't have the rights for the Justin Timberlake song, so have the Kidz Bop version playing instead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 And that's not all! This packet is worth three hundred dollars, but you can pay for it in just eight easy payments of fifty dollars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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