Dismissed Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 5/10. It'd be useless to me here in the Philippines, but perhaps I can use it if I have to go to America again. Ugh, I don't wanna go back. Philippines is best country. An ambidextrous glove which produces ice cream (of any flavor you set it to) from the palm of the glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 10/10 I want one! A communicator that lets fanfic writers talk to their original characters and related canon characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 10/10. I'd like to meet my nerdy Artemis boi and his companion. A device that allows you to communicate to fellow users cross-website, like SF to Discord or FF.Net to Discord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 7/10, I think it might already exist somehow? DRAGONS. Make those clunky unsafe airplanes a thing of the past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 5 hours ago, Purple Mage said: A device that allows you to communicate to fellow users cross-website, like SF to Discord or FF.Net to Discord. 10/10. It would save a lot of hassle from switching back and forth between communication platforms just to talk to someone. 15 hours ago, SoulWeaver said: What? You'd use this during combat in real life? I was thinking more like for when you're trying to jump just a little higher or farther or when you need to occupy yourself at Chick-Fil-A and can wavedash around on the oily floor. I tend to jump to combat scenarios for most things which is why modesty is only half the reason I hate nudity. That, and linking Super Smash Brothers put me into that mode of thought. No kidding, I think I actually low-key traumatized my friend when he asked what I would do if I was suddenly attacked. There are a lot of ways you can kill someone with a plastic folding chair. 21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: DRAGONS. Make those clunky unsafe airplanes a thing of the past! Anywhere from -10,000 to 1,000,000 out of 10 depending on what kind of dragon we're talking about. A brain implant that records everything you've ever read, with the option to delete anything you wish. You can bring up any information that you've previously obtained at any time, as long as it was put into words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 7/10 I would be skeptical about that one; there was an episode of the tv show “The Outer Limits” where the AI in charge of all knowledge started forcing people to learn useless knowledge such as “How many hairs do I have on my arm?” or “How many grains of sand are on the beach?” This search for knowledge started to cause people to go insane. How about a company that produces celebrity sex tapes with very very convincing porn stars in place of your chosen celebrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 1/10 there are enough of those already. A magic pencil that makes everything drawn with it come to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 1/10 It just takes one nut that wants to draw Godzilla to ruin everything. Since so many idiots love the Lego series of stuff (Lego Indiana Jones; Lego Batman, Lego Star Wars; etc) how about a Lego porno company? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted August 30, 2018 Share Posted August 30, 2018 -10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10. I won't even go the joke route with that. Get your mind out of the gutter and stop trying to corrupt the youth! An invisible drone that records several of the small yet meaningful and/or hilarious moments between your family that you wish to remember, but pulling out a camera would have been inconvenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 8/10, but how does it know what moments you want recorded? A silence shield for apartments so you don't hear the neighbors' noisy kids OR the guy downstairs being obnoxious with his radio. #YouDamnKidsGetOffMyLawn #DcatIsAGrumpyOldLady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 8/10 A website that collects anecdotes of every house/building so the new owners can check to see if it’s haunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 8/10. Neat. A delivery drone that flies through windows and puts packages inside the house so they don't get stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Windows closed. THUD 3/10 An invincibility star, that makes one impervious to all damage for 10 seconds. Perfect for skydiving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 5/10 doesn’t last long enough A monster truck that can fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 9/10. Cool! An ice cream truck that's also an RV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 5/10, I think it could be made but what's the point? If you want ice cream in an RV the freezer exists. A robot that brings you snacks on voice command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 9/10 A symbiot like the one from Spider-Man that allows you to instantly change your outfit anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 5/10 I wore this to a concert and disengaged from my person also it can only do black clothes. Guys, guys, hear me out- A bomb, That turns frogs straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1/10 for breaking the rules of the thread: Quote And don't make an invention that subtly or non-subtly bashes on an existing product, company, or person. ...Forreal though Alex Jones deserves all the bashing he can get. Chocolate that dogs can eat without getting sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEDIA Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 1/10 Not sure what the point of this one is; why do we care if dogs can’t eat X when they have plenty of other foods available? I know it’s impossible, but I wish someone would figure out a way for life to have save states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 10/10. I could've prevented the shitstorm of August 21 with that type of tech. ...you do not want to know what the shitstorm of August 21 was. Trust me. A device that makes you feel better even if people are jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 8-9 out of 10. Although technically those already exist, even if they don't work for everyone. And it would only be a temporary solution to a larger problem. An automatic glasses cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 10/10 I'd use it. A device that tells you what genes a person or animal carries, like you could find out a brown eyed person carries a blue eye gene without them having to have a blue eyed kid with a blue eyed partner. Or, scan two cats and make a more educated prediction as to what colors their kittens will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted September 1, 2018 Share Posted September 1, 2018 That sounds like it could easily lead to eugenics hell. If we've leaned anything from WWII, it's that this is a bad idea... 0/71967000 A teleporter that allows one to travel to fictional universes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Dragoncat said: ...Forreal though Alex Jones deserves all the bashing he can get. Hey man, I'm just referencing memes. 3 hours ago, The_antithesis said: A teleporter that allows one to travel to fictional universes. 2/10 doesn't take me back to the real world but now I have infinite chances to do whatever I want in fictional realities like this one without fear of consequence. You've heard of fruit snacks, but are you ready for the new FLUTE SNACKS?!?! The delicious treat that makes you SING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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