Sidereal Wraith Posted June 26, 2020 Share Posted June 26, 2020 Ask how much the pizza is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Wonder if they are wielding a giant hammer or a sword stuck in a pedestal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 (edited) Help him carry his weapons. He looks like he needs it. Edited June 28, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Tell him he is a condescending, bossy lout of a lord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Tell them that I already have work and a busy life at the moment, so I can't join their quest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottservia Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Ask why he’s got all those weapons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Say I don't want any girl scout cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Give him the quest reward so that he will stop coming to my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Agree with him because Def really is the best stat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 (edited) Ask if he has time to sit down and discuss the best stat. Edited July 4, 2020 by Hawkwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Sit down and argue with him about the importance of speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Listen in on the argument, silently ponder each person's points and enjoy the (hopefully) intellectual discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Wonder if her staring at me like that means she’s curious about me or is plotting my painful demise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Terminus Est to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Wooden stake in his heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightcosmo Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Give him a hug, of course! Marth really needs one, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 See two blue-haired people hugging and smile a bit, because I'm happy for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Ask myself if I've grown colourblind to green because I'm seeing a ton of red and blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Ask if he's got pizza because pineapple and pizza go great together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Change my name to Rejek and join Marth's army as a generic replacement unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Oh, hi! Lovely day we're having! Would you like to join me for a coffee? *sees Benice angrily walking towards me with a spear* Uh...w-with your husbando B-Benice, o-of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 STICK WITH CAEDA, MARTH! FLORINA IS TAKEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 *shakes head* Oh, poor Marth. *sneakily grabs phone and calls Shiida* "Yes, Shiida, I just caught your Marthipan red-handed. Tried to seduce another Pegasus Knight. ... Yes, she looks younger than you. Also, her boyfriend is currently trying to kill him with a spear. Oh, 'Go right ahead!', you say? Well then! I'll just keep observing then! See you later, Shiida!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted July 4, 2020 Share Posted July 4, 2020 Stare and drink more whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Politely request they drink elsewhere, as alcohol and intelligent debates don't go hand in hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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