Shrow Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Granted, it is now consistently the same temperature feel as the bathroom after someone has taken a hot shower. Its very steamy but not bad actually. Your house feels like a mild sauna. ___ I wish for the next year to be a lot better... also I wish my tongue to be the same length of a frog's tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Two wish cheater. You enjoy the next year way more than you have an year prior, however this is only because you are completely unaware of and oblivious to the COVID-20 pandemic that takes over the globe. It stops being enjoyable when your tongue becomes too big to fit in your mouth, though. I wish I didn’t have motivation problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 (edited) Granted, now you're a workaholic. I wish my hair was longer. Edited September 21, 2021 by Ghost_06_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 23 hours ago, Sooks said: Granted, but it’s all hate. So, basically what I've been doing? 11 hours ago, Maof06 said: I wish my hair wasn't greasy. It is now fatty instead. I wish I had ideas to write stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Granted, but you forget that they’re ideas and start presenting them as objective historical fact to everyone you know, and are shunned from all. I wish my body knew what good sleep is. 29 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: So, basically what I've been doing? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 Granted, but now your body hurts every second you're not sleeping. I wish not to procrastinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 Granted, but you do the thing you’re procrastinating on in such a low quality way that in fails in every meaning of the word. I wish this move would be over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Granted. I wish Zelda would get better story and character writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Granted, but because the game is “too anime” no one buys it and the series flops, and then people burn down Nintendo HQ when they put that game’s link in. I wish I could snap my fingers and a story idea would be brought down to me from the heavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 It's God coming down with a million angels telling you how gif should be pronounced. That's it. Nothing else. I wish I had a self cleaning house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 On 1/1/2021 at 10:35 PM, Dragoncat said: I wish I had a self cleaning house. Granted, not it tries to eliminate everything that could make the house dirty, including you. I wanted my college to be close to home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Granted, but it decides to kick you out just because. I wish haircuts weren’t so uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingKitsune Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Granted, you are now immune to both comfort and discomfort. You no longer feel pleasure nor pain. But at least your haircuts aren't uncomfortable! I wish that I was good at the popular puzzle game Puyo Puyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Granted, but it becomes so obscure that every time you mention it people think you’ve invented a new game every time you say it. I wish I didn’t have the same mannerisms as someone I rather dislike, as well as a couple other physical similarities, that make me remind myself of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Granted. I wish I didn't have social anxiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Granted you now have social variety, whatever that means. I wish I could continue working from home forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Sorry to say, but now you can never leave your house again. There's also a meteor falling that's about to land square in the middle where you are and an earthquake occurs before bringing in a giant tsunami and then a blazing forest fire that burns everything down before it's all blown away in a tornado. I wish my finger nails didn't grow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Granted, but your toe nails grow 100x faster. I wish covid never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Granted. I wish I had opinions that mattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 3 hours ago, twilitfalchion said: I wish I had opinions that mattered. Granted. Nobody cares about it anyway. I wish I had a full beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Granted, it itches a lot. I wish that I were incapable of feeling romantic love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Granted. You become me. I wish I still had wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Granted. You now have unlimited wishes, but they can only be for negative outcomes. I wish for music to be the tool to heal everyone's pain and suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Granted, but you have to write the song, and if it’s bad people will never stop protesting it in front of your house. I wish Twilit knew that his opinions matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 Not granted. Because they don't. I wish I were back into the rhythm of training in martial arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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