Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 You fall on a mat. What you do after lifting yourself back up is up to you. I wish creases could be removed from paper that was folded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Granted, but unfortunately paper is now permanently wet. I wish I didn't have to deal with snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Granted, now you have to deal with tornadoes and hail. I wish life didn't suck right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 But I don't want to know what life is like when it blows. I wish company games were required to give out prizes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Granted. You get a AA BATTERY with Sonic's face on it! WOW! I wish that Yakuza games were family friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) Granted, but families don’t like spending 15 years on one game so all of the side content is removed, and families don’t like dramatic or emotional plots, so the story is drastically shortened and is now about Tom the cat learning how to read at school- now with picture books! I wish I knew what was holding me back from posting something I want to and how to fix it. Edited January 8, 2021 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 (edited) Granted, you want to post your social security number and fix it by sending it to your cousin's fiancee's sister's hairdresser's postman's fortune-teller's aunt! Who is very trustworthy, I promise. I wish upon a star. Edited January 8, 2021 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Makes no difference who you are. Or some such. I wish I weren’t so lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Granted. No corruption, because loneliness is painful. I wish I didn't engage in Fates bashing again yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordin Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Granted. Now you are a Camilla Fanboy and the only character you ever care about is Camilla. As such, you don't engage in fates bashing as you praise it for it's "deep' characters. I wish Warriors 2 would get announced soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 10, 2021 Share Posted January 10, 2021 On 1/8/2021 at 5:08 AM, Gordin said: Granted. Now you are a Camilla Fanboy and the only character you ever care about is Camilla. As such, you don't engage in fates bashing as you praise it for it's "deep' characters. This is supposed to be corruption. Not a fate worse than death! XD Granted, but it's Fateswakening only. Again. I wish an FE4 remake would get announced soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Granted, but it gets released in 50 years. I wish the disk cleanup program’s taskbar hasn’t been stopped at the same place for 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Granted it now bumps up to 99% only to come back down to 1% bouncing back and forth to a beat like a music visualizer. I wish music videos were replaced with cool audio animations. I don't wanna see people, I wanna see graphics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Granted, but the kpop fandom completely erupts upon hearing the news that all of their music videos no longer have people, and go rioting across the world to bring back their boys/girls, destroying cities in their wake until they get to the governments of their various countries and convince them to change it- every country except for yours, where the government refuses and you are now ruled by the kpop fandom. 당신의 우상을 공부했으면 좋겠어요! I wish I had a gaming PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 You paid full price for a HP Z8 Workstation but you're instead the proud owner of a brand new Packard Bell PC. I wish it was easy to sterilize my phone screen without potentially damaging my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venger_06 Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Granted. No corruption, because this is serious stuff. I wish my opinion mattered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 It already matters as much as the next persons. I wish alarm clocks could be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Granted, but they stab you in the back. I wish my brain functioned well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Granted, your brain is now a literally small rodent running on a hamster wheel. It will work properly but you gotta feed it through your ear twice everyday. Cute little fella though. I wish I has to softest butt, so I could sit anywhere and be super comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Granted, but it pops after falling on a chair too hard. I wish I had more success with my eBay sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Granted, but eBay vans you for being a top tier scam artist. I wish I could turn back time and change things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted, but you become Cher in the process. I wish I weren’t so sensitive to caffeine so I could drink as much coffee as I want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted. You become so addicted to coffee that you can't function without drinking two gallons of it in the morning. I wish I didn't feel like I could snap at anyone and anything at the slightest provocation right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted, because no one deserves to feel that way, least of all someone as nice as you. I wish there was a way to get people the medical attention they need without having to deal with bureaucratic or political nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Granted, but the medical attention they need’s price is multiplied by 500 and the quality is so bad that it makes their ailments worse, sometimes. I wish I would get out of bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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