NinjaMonkey Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Start wrecking the place in order to "give Byleth some practice for Super Smash Bros.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flere210 Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 Annette is not allowed to say that she was in smash first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Flere210 said: Annette is not allowed to say that she was in smash first. Is that a Donkey Kong/barrel reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Is that a Donkey Kong/barrel reference? No, it's referencing the fact that Abby Trott (Annette's VA) sings the Smash Ultimate theme. I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 Seteth is not allowed to murder people for coming within ten meters of Flayn. This does not apply to Sylvain. Have at him, Seteth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Gerwald of Vallora Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 No bathing in the public fountain. (Like seriously, what possesses some people?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Sir Wolfram of Vallora said: No bathing in the public fountain. (Like seriously, what possesses some people?) I guess Dorothea was taking dating lessons from Manuela. (I mean, it worked...) That leads to the next rule: No taking dating lessons from Manuela. Edited January 22, 2020 by Benice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flere210 Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 5 hours ago, DragonFlames said: No, it's referencing the fact that Abby Trott (Annette's VA) sings the Smash Ultimate theme. I think. Yes is that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Sir Wolfram of Vallora said: No bathing in the public fountain. (Like seriously, what possesses some people?) No peeing in it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Polygons are hereby banned in Fodlan. ~Claude You have no authority to decide that Claude. ~Dimitri Who does then? ~Claude Spoiler The future Emperor of Fodlan, obviously. ~Invincible Ink Edelgard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 >Ingrid, we all know it's you raiding the pantry. At least Raphael has the decency to ask first.# >Professor Eisner is to be reminded that the students are allowed to use the Heroes' Relics. >I'll use them when they're needed, and no earlier. ~Byleth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure the Scale Tipper Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Spoiler Invisible ink is no longer allowed in Garreg Mach, so that no one will be inspired by the actions of a traitor. ~Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 5 hours ago, The_antithesis said: Ingrid, we all know it's you raiding the pantry. At least Raphael has the decency to ask first. I thought it was the cat. - Caspar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) Students are to be discouraged by their Professors from staging a public protests outside the Cathedral, not encouraged. ~Seteth It makes no sense that Hubert can't be a Pegasus Knight or that Lysithea can't be a Dark Mage/Bishop just because Hubert's a guy and Lysithea's a girl. ~Byketh Fodlan native Pegasi don't like being ridden by men. They tend to throw them off after getting far enough from the ground that a fall from such would kill or cripple the would-be rider. ~Seteth Vindictive Sexists Pegasuses? As the future leader of the Alliance, I hereby ban Fodlan native Pegasuses/Pegasi from being ridden by anybody. ~Claude Not again Claude. ~Dimitri I'll have to see if Anna can contact the other Annas to import some non-Fodlan native Pegasuses over here. ~Byleth Shame Linhardt can't be a Gremory. He'd be a total knockout in that gown. ~Dorothea That actually gives me an ideal on how we can safely get Hubert on a Pegasus. Dorothea, I'm going to need Annette, Mercedes, and your help to make this work. ~Byleth I have a bad feeling about where this is going. ~Dimitri Edited January 24, 2020 by JackFrost2018 Brevity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, JackFrost2018 said: Students are to be discouraged by their Professors from staging a public protests outside the Cathedral, not encouraged. ~Seteth It makes no sense that Hubert can't be a Pegasus Knight or that Lysithea can't be a Dark Mage/Bishop just because Hubert's a guy and Lysithea's a girl. ~Byketh Fodlan native Pegasi don't like being ridden by men. They tend to throw them off after getting far enough from the ground that a fall from such would kill or cripple the would-be rider. ~Seteth Vindictive Sexists Pegasuses? As the future leader of the Alliance, I hereby ban Fodlan native Pegasuses/Pegasi from being ridden by anybody. ~Claude Not again Claude. ~Dimitri I'll have to see if Anna can contact the other Annas to import some non-Fodlan native Pegasuses over here. ~Byleth Shame Linhardt can't be a Gremory. He'd be a total knockout in that gown. ~Dorothea That actually gives me an ideal on how we can safely get Hubert on a Pegasus. Dorothea, I'm going to need Annette, Mercedes, and your help to make this work. ~Byleth I have a bad feeling about where this is going. ~Dimitri Can I throw money at this post for crossdressing Hubert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 >Lysithea will be allowed to take dark mage exams, whether the higher-ups like it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Spoiler You can stop bragging about how you called it, that Tomas was secretly evil, Claude. I knew there was something sketchy with that old man the moment I first laid eyes on him. Not that Seteth ever listened to me. ~Byleth You based your suspicions on Tomas on his appearance. ~Seteth No one with a forehead that big and wrinkly could ever not be secretly evil. I bet you Monica's secretly crazy for Edelgard. There's something unsettling with those dead eyes of hers. ~Byleth I'm not taking any further part in this. ~Seteth Not even if the loser has to catch Flayn a big tasty fish? ~Claude Did someone say fish? ~Flayn It appears that I will be taking part in this nonsensical bet after all. ~Seteth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_antithesis Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 >Byleth, do not use the Sword of the Creator as a fishing rod! >I need to practice using it. The fish are moving targets, and small enough to let me train with precise strikes. Those skills may save my life in battle. ~Byleth>The above rule change is hereby revoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 (edited) There are no 'hot mole people' living in secret under the Monastery, as the Archbishop's Advisor, I would certainly know if such a place as 'Abyss' existed. Sylvain, you should seek professional help with this, "Thirstiness" as Dorothea has put it. ~Seteth Spoiler Looks like we are going to have do something about that Gautier boy if he's spreading rumors about our existence. ~Hot mole girl Edited February 7, 2020 by JackFrost2018 Eloquence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiyonce Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 Bring in books that are not Monastery certified (that totally did not come from the nonexistent hot mole people from the totally nonexistent Abyss). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted February 19, 2020 Share Posted February 19, 2020 No matter how many times you ask, Garreg Mach will not host a sports competition. Get those "jerseys" away from here. Whoever thought it was a good idea to have a 30 Gold entrance fee to the Abyss is to report to the AACCP (Abyssal Administration Committee of Consumer Protection) immediately. Bringing a healer along is highly recommended. Anna would like to talk to people. Please indulge her so she doesn't spend all her time raiding the treasury and getting caught swimming in gold (how does she even do that?). - Teehee, trade secret! Professor Byleth, please stop practicing that scary evil laughter. Just because someone said that your role is the same as a certain someone's from another universe doesn't mean you have to start behaving like him, too. - This rule has been submitted by Flayn, Bernadetta, Ashe, and Lysithea. Also Jeralt. - I did not! - Makes you wonder who put the Professor up to this, anyway... - Mwahahahahaha.... ~ Sothis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost2018 Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 (edited) Your request to start a Count Varley Must Die Club has been denied, Professor. We can't have the Church associated with a group that is potentially scheming the assassination of the Empire's Minister of Religious Affairs. There are less... Permanent methods of keeping the Count uninvolved in his daughter's affairs. ~Seteth You are also forbidden from starting an Assassin Class Appreciation Club because I know who most of your club would be considering as they're first target. ~Seteth Dang it! ~Byleth He knows you too well. ~Sothis Spoiler Abyss will always be open to a Count Varley Depreciation Club. ~Lord of the Hot Mole People I don't get paid enough to deal with this nonsense on a daily basis. ~Seteth When did I start paying paying you, Seteth? ~Rhea Jeralt, would you perhaps be interested in going out for drinks? I am suddenly feeling a very pressing need to visit a tavern. ~Seteth So long as Alois doesn't come along. ~Jeralt Don't worry Captain, I'll be down in Abyss attending- I mean, I have some business down there that is completely unrelated to the first official gathering of the Count Varley Depreciation Club. A group that I would like everyone to know I am in no way affiliated with. ~Alois In Alois's defense he is usually the one who talks the rest of us down when we start plotting how to infiltrate Varley Manor when the Count is sleeping and the guards go on break to play cards. ~Byleth Goddess, am I the only sane person left in this Monastery? ~Seteth Yes. ~Sothis Edited March 2, 2020 by JackFrost2018 Conciseness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 1, 2020 Share Posted April 1, 2020 What is this? ~Seteth Whoever is perpetrating such heresy will be found out! ~Seteth The various blank spaces on this board are from erased propaganda created by various individuals who call themselves The Obsidian Foxes. The three involved call themselves The Void Emperor, 2, 3, and 1 Spoiler The Obsidian Foxes A "house" made up of those who know what evils the Church or the Agarthans have done, the Obsidian Foxes mainly focus on Dark Magic. They are lead, not by a house leader, but by the mysterious "Twelve Sages." Many speculate that the Twelve are lead by yet another, a mysterious entity that the students call "Null." This is evidenced by the fact that there is one door extra in the council hall, but it is made of thick Umbral Steel, and is kept locked at all times. ~The Void Emperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Garreg Mach is a place of piety and virtue. Please refrain from using its halls to "show off your stuff" to predominantly female visitors. ~ Rhea - Wha-? How did you figure that one out? ~ Sylvain - I guess we should have been slightly more subtle... ~ Lorenz - Well that didn't work... ~ Dorothe--- I mean, some random girl who is definitely NOT part of the Black Egales - Dorothea, we know it's you. Also, you misspelled "Eagles". ~ Edelgard - I-I was panicking, okay? ~ Dorothea Recently, I overheard Claude, Ferdinand, Lorenz, and Sylvain discussing the formation of a "band" and that Flayn would appeal to a "certain demographic", thus making her fit to be one of the lead singers. While I appreciate that they appreciate Flayn's natural singing talents, I hereby decree that the individuals in question report to my office immediately to inform me of this "certain demographic" that Flayn would appeal to and exactly in what way that "appeal" would express itself. ~ Seteth - Hey, Byleth, you gotta be there, too! ~ Sothis - Why? ~ Byleth - Because I want to see them getting utterly roasted. It's so boring here, so any kind of entertainment is something I would very much like! ~ Sothis ... Mother?!? ~ Rhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emperor Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 Sylvain is to stay in his room until further notice. ~Seteth Spoiler Self Portrait, by Totally Nonexistent Hot Mole Person ~ The Totally Nonexistent Hot Mole People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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