Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Before you ask, sometimes Thales has his car parked where Dimitri is parked so I can see the decals and license plate just by walking by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Lance Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 And now I want a fire emblem racing game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 Just now, Brave Lance said: And now I want a fire emblem racing game. Alm has Farm Truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Branniglenn Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Alm has Farm Truck. And he's backed up by the Peach Beaver house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 36 minutes ago, Glennstavos said: And he's backed up by the Peach Beaver house TRACTOR YEEHAW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 I want to buy a Celica and Mercedes and give them a Fire Emblem paint job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brave Lance Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 hour ago, XRay said: I want to buy a Celica and Mercedes and give them a Fire Emblem paint job. I was considering a Forde but I hear they're not really reliable long term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Just now, Brave Lance said: I was considering a Forde but I hear they're not really reliable long term. I am a bit hesitant on Fords because Fords are missing an e. I like their big trucks though. As for reliability, my mom's ex-boyfriend got a Ford truck from his company when the company was getting rid of extra assets, and he owned it for about maybe 3 to 5 years and he never had any issues with it besides being a gas guzzler, so he only drives it when he needs the extra storage capacity like buying things from home depot or transporting something big. I am not a mechanic and I am just one data point, so maybe my mom's ex-boyfriend lucked out and got a truck that was problem free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 Found On Road Dead  Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"God asks, "What do you mean?""Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:1. There's too much front-end protrusion.2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.3. Maintenance is extremely high.4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.6. The rear end wobbles too much.7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.8. The headlights are usually too small.9. Fuel consumption is outrageous."Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 19, 2019 Author Share Posted September 19, 2019 Double post like a rebel. All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt. Let's talk about the interactions going on up there. Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN? Thales: Maybe. Alm: Either of you seen my dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 20 hours ago, Dragoncat said: God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours." Once we have robot waifus/husbandos, humans do not need to ride the opposite sex anymore. It is just a matter of time before we are a better inventor than God. 20 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Double post like a rebel. All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt. Let's talk about the interactions going on up there. Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN? Thales: Maybe. Alm: Either of you seen my dog? Oh no! Poor doggo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2019 Author Share Posted September 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, XRay said: Once we have robot waifus/husbandos, humans do not need to ride the opposite sex anymore. It is just a matter of time before we are a better inventor than God. Oh no! Poor doggo. 1: But would the robots be able to reproduce with humans? If riding humans stops, then yeah. 2: The doggo now has a crest and pure white fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: 1: But would the robots be able to reproduce with humans? If riding humans stops, then yeah. Reproduction is overrated. Just ask Fire Emblem fans, the smartest people on Earth, about what they think of child units. Most would agree that kids are overrated. 5 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:  2: The doggo now has a crest and pure white fur. Come here, Edelgard! Who is a good widdle puppy? Who is a cute widdle puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2019 Author Share Posted September 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, XRay said: Come here, Edelgard! Who is a good widdle puppy? Who is a cute widdle puppy? Yes you are! Yes you are! Edel is not Alm's dog, I assume he'd give his dog a farm dog name. Dimitri is totally a big kitty though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Edel is not Alm's dog, I assume he'd give his dog a farm dog name. Is the name Celica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 20, 2019 Author Share Posted September 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, XRay said: Is the name Celica? Lol. I just googled "female farm dog names" and the first on the list was Daisy. So that, if the dog is female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Caught Thales parked outside the hardware store! Making additions to Shambhala? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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