null Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 10 hours ago, Sooks said: “Hey Flora, you survived as well?” ”That I did, Felicia.” ”Well seeing as we’re the only ones left...” ”....yep. It’s time for revenge, dear sister.” Corrin: “doy duh da teehee look at me surviving all on my own thanks to my DRAGON BLOOD!” Azura: I was able to make it because... because... YOU ARE THE OCEANS GRAY WAVES. XD -------- YOU SCUM! *cough* You can't S-support anyone. I kill off all my clerics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 You get smited by Naga and Elimine and Sothis and Mila and Ashunera and the totally named gods of Fateslandia the gods of fan service.. I didn’t enjoy fe1 that much despite a lot of people playing through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 That crime is no longer valid and the one committing has changed his ways and is currently reformed. I tell everyone I know that Lunatic+ is the Wrys-iest experience in all of FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 (edited) “Wrys? That guy that died in chapter 2? He’s not important is he?” -Everyone, everywhere. Every Rhys is dead. I tell the Altean army that if they don’t follow Marth’s example in regards to pants they get kicked out. Edited December 30, 2020 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted December 30, 2020 Share Posted December 30, 2020 You get the full force of a Flash Attack of Sterling when they moon the enemy. I trap Athos in a pit inside the range of Kishuna to prevent him from helping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Nergal changes his plans. “You can defeat me here and now, if you want to. BUT... in order to get the good ending you have to kill Kishuna. Mwahahahaha!” I benched Jagen as soon as I could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Fine by me, although reclass him to dracoknight in FE11 and he goes strong for a good while. I bench all my archers. ALL OF THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 You don’t think using archers is fun? Every enemy is now an archer, and all of your units are now Pegasus knights. Have fun. I forgot Rickard and had to use turn rewind to get him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 The time rewind ends up causing a butterfly to survive and it ends up causing Minerva's wyvern to flip out later on, getting her caught and put in prison. No fliers for you. I threw the avatars into horny jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Corrin says something something dragon blood, something something Valla, and is magically outside and frees the other members. They start amassing their harem, and you are one of the first roped into it. Legend says it’s still expanding to this day. I use save states for older FEs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 That's not a crime though. YOU MUST BURN AT THE STAKE FOR YOUR CRIMES, SCRUB! I *cough* use rewind as much as possible when playing older FE games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 You are now locked into a room with Wraith and he has to teach you how to play all of the classic games like a real gamer. And every point of damage that you take means that he has to force a shot of spirytus vodka down your throat. I preordered a sequel to Fire Emblem Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 5, 2021 Share Posted January 5, 2021 You get arrested for supporting morally questionable gacha practices and artists with morally questionable artistic practices. I call FE "weeb chess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayni Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The Judgral stans hunt you have have you play a grid-based escape attempt in the woods while they hunt you down. I use dimensional shenanigans to bring two different Corrins into the same dimension, leaving another Corrinless and repeat until half of the Fates settings are without Corrins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 The people that don’t get Corrin removed from their game riot due to the unfairness, and you are forced to spend the rest of your life removing Corrin’s from every copy of Fates and putting them somewhere else. I rarely ever use armor knights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Move along. I make sure Kieran's on the front lines when the heaviest fighting is taking place. Oh, and he doesn't have a weapon either. Whoops. :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Hope you wanted to be the final boss of Book 6, because that's who you sent Kieran to face. Better hold on for as long as you can before his harem arrives to his side. I reccomend Street Fighter fighting mechanics would be perfect for Fire Emblem combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Every FE character now runs around blasting energy from their hands and shouting "HADOUKEN!" I always use the JPN voiceovers for 3H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 (edited) I call your local mental healthcare provider. Are you okay? Anyway you let drop that Edelgard is a “pillow princess waifu” and they happen to be an Edelgard stan, the kind that rights blocks and blocks of text on forums titled “Edelgard did nothing wrong”. So, obviously, you’re never seen again. I think Fire Emblem Awakening is a very bad game. Edited January 13, 2021 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Awakening babies rise up and seek your destruction in every waking moment. I think FE4 is a pretty weak game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 The older portion of the FE fandom has your number. As a last resort, I bought an FE game from a scalper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 13, 2021 Share Posted January 13, 2021 Everyone already knows this crime is pardoned in full by the fe community. How else were you supposed to play Tellius? I liked Three Houses’ setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Okay. I think Claude is a weak character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 You are one of the enlightened few, a dying breed. Both a reward, and a punishment. But we must not falter. We will prevail Twilit! I joined the Hoshidans in Fates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Good. I marry Sakura as Corrin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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