Punished Dayni Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 The Black Fang take offence at some royal louts being confused as them and proceed to assassinate you just to get it out of the way. I help Sanaki become the senate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 The new legislation passed is that Dayni being alive is now illegal. The FBI are coming, Dayni. Corrin marrying their sibling’s kid bothers me more than Corrin marrying their sibling themself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 (edited) That's not a crime. I personally don't have an issue with Corrin marrying their adopted siblings (the Hoshidans anyway) since they didn't even know each other until they were all young adults. It makes sense that there'd be no awkwardness about it. His adopted siblings' children, however... Somebody call the Fateslandia Bureau of Investigation. I think Lilina should be the lord of FE6. Edited November 26, 2020 by twilitfalchion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 You get to hear a giant crowd shouting "ROY'S OUR BOI!"Â whenever you don't have earbuds in your ears for the rest of your life. I caused Ilia to melt down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 You get caught in the tides that rock Sacae and Ilia, swept up in the currents and into the ocean's grey waves. I broke the dam in Talrega. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 They force you to drink all the water to get rid of it. I get Bors killed before Wendy joins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 That's fine. Wendy's a far better unit in Project Ember that is. I use Lilina and kill off both Raigh and Lugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Good. I turtled a hard map in Conquest for 48 turns. My strategies included killing an enemy, rescuing that unit with another, then singing for that unit, then having them escape, and then rescuing my singer to exploit the enemy AI that won’t let you bait them if you’re over three tiles away, and going up stairs for an enemy phase them coming back down next player phase and healing, and rinse/repeat until the entire wall was cleared except for the guys at the back, who I baited and then sent my whole army after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 11/25/2020 at 12:22 AM, Dayni said: It turns out the entire Hoshidan Royal family are actually cats this whole time and they corner you for daring to reveal the secret. If that's how I go, then I am happy to be torn apart by Catshidans. 11 hours ago, Sooks said: I turtled a hard map in Conquest for 48 turns. My strategies included killing an enemy, rescuing that unit with another, then singing for that unit, then having them escape, and then rescuing my singer to exploit the enemy AI that won’t let you bait them if you’re over three tiles away, and going up stairs for an enemy phase them coming back down next player phase and healing, and rinse/repeat until the entire wall was cleared except for the guys at the back, who I baited and then sent my whole army after. After defeating the final enemy, they turn into Error!Ryoma who screams "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!" and unleashes an incredible attack that immediately destroys your entire army and causes the game to crash. Upon restarting the game, Error!Ryoma screams "YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BY THE PRANK PATROL" and finally lets you win the chapter. I add COVID-19 as a game mechanic to Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 You suffer in Gheb's prison for engaging in biological warfare. I deck Lyon and take the Sacred Stone back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 The sacred stone feels bad for poor wittle Lyon and gives all its energy to him so he’s extremely powerful and you walked away with a rock. At Chrom and Sumia’s wedding, I throw a pie at both of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 I laugh. Hysterically. We both get thrown out. I ship Ephraim x Myrrh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, WeAreNewcastle1053 said: If that's how I go, then I am happy to be torn apart by Catshidans. Dogrians being their eternal rivals. You are burnt to a crisp by Morva for daring to do such a thing. I swapped Dimitri's training lance for a wooden log. Edited November 27, 2020 by Dayni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 You get to hear this throughout the whole game if you ever pick Blue Lions again. And it's the only song through the entire game. I decapitated Annette in front of Gilbert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Wha... what? He smites you in the name of the goddess. My favorite Fire Emblem is Three Houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 You are ravaged by the rabid elitists for liking Scrub Emblem. My favorite FE is one of the worst-selling games in the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 You are the only person in the world who plays it. My least favorite FE is largely my least favorite for exactly the one thing others love about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 The Conquest fanboys and fangirls verbally harass you for disliking an aspect of their favorite FE game. I call Project Ember the definitive version of FE6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 (edited) Your reputation is made known to the entire internet and everyone goes into a mutual agreement to never take you seriously. Nintendo sends a swat force to send you to prison for playing a version of their game they didn't want you to play. I found out that the laguz are ancient aliens. Edited November 28, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 They kidnap you and beam you up to their planet so you can’t spill their secrets. What happens up there, none but you and them know... I don’t like Shadows of Valentia. On 11/28/2020 at 9:30 AM, DragonFlames said: My least favorite FE is largely my least favorite for exactly the one thing others love about it. People love the one note characters that have forced romances with each other and the atrocious story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 Not a crime. I can prove that crack is cheaper than sinking money into Heroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punished Dayni Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 IS hire someone to bundle you into a van to prevent you from spreading the message and then have you design it so it's even more expensive. I repeatedly leave green units in places where they can't escape from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 They just turn their weapons on themselves since they want to suicide into the enemy so badly. Green units are always the enemy. I barely ever fish in fe3h. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 The lakes of Fodlan are overflowing with fish and nobody can stand the smell. I never recruit Kellam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Whomst? No one on your army notices a lack of someone. I think Flavia should have been recuitable way earlier and should have a kid too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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