Destiny Hero Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Either -Where can I find mine? or -What's a terrific excuse I could use to get my parents to tell me mine? Don't ask why I need it, but I need it as soon as possible, or I'l miss out on getting paid for my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 i THINK you would have to pay to get a new SS card. Just tell your parents you forgot it, or if you lost your card.........just say you cant find it atm and your paycheck is at stake. they should understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Tell your parents that you need it to get paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Either-Where can I find mine? or -What's a terrific excuse I could use to get my parents to tell me mine? Don't ask why I need it, but I need it as soon as possible, or I'l miss out on getting paid for my job. For a good one: "Dad/mom, my school wants to know our social security number." For an even better one: "Dad/mom, Chuck Norris said he'd kill us if you didn't tell me our social security number." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 i THINK you would have to pay to get a new SS card. Just tell your parents you forgot it, or if you lost your card.........just say you cant find it atm and your paycheck is at stake. they should understand I don't have a card. Tell your parents that you need it to get paid. Then they'll ask "for what?", then "we don't know that guy", and they assume that everyone they don't know, no matter what, is a child molester. For a good one:"Dad/mom, my school wants to know our social security number." "No, they don't." For an even better one: "Dad/mom, Chuck Norris said he'd kill us if you didn't tell me our social security number." "*laugh* Get out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I don't have a card. Then they'll ask "for what?", then "we don't know that guy", and they assume that everyone they don't know, no matter what, is a child molester. why would they go "for what" if you already said its for your job? they do know you have a job right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Just go to the SS office with your parents. If you are under 18, they've to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 why would they go "for what" if you already said its for your job? they do know you have a job right? They don't know I have it. Just go to the SS office with your parents.If you are under 18, they've to get it. Yep. It's 7PM, and we're going to take a casual drive down to some SS office in a city far, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Considering your probobly six years old there is no reason a job would need a social security number =\ Your not allowed to work on any sort of record unless your 16 I think, and only jobs that involve records and real paychecks need SS numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 They don't know I have it. Yep. It's 7PM, and we're going to take a casual drive down to some SS office in a city far, far away. well you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 Considering your probobly six years old there is no reason a job would need a social security number =\Your not allowed to work on any sort of record unless your 16 I think, and only jobs that involve records and real paychecks need SS numbers. I'm a lot older than six, and please don't come into my threads just to troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I'm sure Toa Lord Shade is joking. I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I'm sure Toa Lord Shade is joking. I think... Either you're sure or you think, Vincent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 It's FFTF. We can give people the benefit of the doubt... sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I don't think I get it... or maybe I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZephyrD Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I'm a lot older than six I guess I still learn something new every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 ANYONE? Running out of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Tell them why you need to know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Tell them why you need to know it. And they'll be all like WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? and YOUR BOSS IS PROBABLY A CHILD MOLESTER and RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 ...And why did you not tell them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 ...And why did you not tell them? Because my dad's an ass, and he would simply say "No." and nothing else. And he already thinks my boss is a child molester, supposedly like every other person he doesn't know >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted November 23, 2008 Author Share Posted November 23, 2008 Thanks for the help -_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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