Javaman Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE. MAI BOI, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR. I JUST WONDER WHAT ROBESPIERRE'S UP TO. YOUR MAJESTY, ROBESPIERRE AND HIS MINIONS HAVE SEIZED THE LAND OF FRANCE! HMM... HOW CAN WE HELP? IT IS WRITTEN, ONLY LINK CAN DEFEAT ROBESPIERRE. GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY STUFF! THERE IS NO TIME. YOUR SWORD IS ENOUGH. SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF! WOW, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE WOODEN FRAMES? THESE ARE THE GUILLOTINES OF EVIL. YOU MUST CONQUER EACH. I GUESS I'D BETTER GET STARTED. HERE IS THE MAP. WHERE DO YOU WISH TO GO? ...I was studying the French Revolution. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A JACOBIAN! I WONDER WHAT'S 4 DINNER? 2NIGHT WE DIEN IN HELL Had to study this some time ago as well. My god, people were douchebags back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A JACOBIAN!I WONDER WHAT'S 4 DINNER? 2NIGHT WE DIEN IN HELL Had to study this some time ago as well. My god, people were douchebags back then. Second skit. Relevent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonri Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 WHO DARES BRING NAPOLEON INTO MY LAIR?! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNNSSSS!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 WHO DARES BRING NAPOLEON INTO MY LAIR?! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNNSSSS!!!!!! LOUIS IS FAILING! THE PEOPLE ARE CHIRPING! NAPOLEON IS THE HERO OF KORIDAI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javaman Posted November 27, 2008 Author Share Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) Actually, I came up with a French Revolution version of the intro to Wand of Gamelon as well. MARIE, LOUIS XVI IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE EVIL FORCES OF ROBESPIERRE! I'M GOING TO FRANCE TO AID HIM. BUT FATHER, WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU? I'LL TAKE THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE TO PROTECT ME. IF YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME IN A MONTH, SEND LINK. IMPA! DON'T WORRY MARIE. THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM PROMISES THE KING WILL SAFELY RETURN! ENOUGH. MY CARRIAGE LEAVES IN THE MORNING. I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER. OH BOY! I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A REVOLUNTIONARY! ONE MONTH LATER A WHOLE MONTH GONE, AND STILL NO WORD! I'M CERTAIN HE'S ALL RIGHT. YEAH! THAT OLD ROBESPIERRE'S NO MATCH FOR THE KING! LINK, GO TO FRANCE AND FIND MY FATHER. GREAT! I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME JACOBIANS! LATER STILL WAKE UP, IMPA. WE'RE GOING TO FRANCE TO FIND MY FATHER. ALL RIGHT, DEAR. I'LL GET THE TRIFORCE OF WISDOM. Zelda = Marie Antoneitte (sp?) and The King = King of Prussia, while Duke Onkel = Louis XVI. ...screw historical accuracy Edited November 27, 2008 by Javaman/Godot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike-Mike Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 ROBESPIERRE!THAT'S MAMA ROBESPIERRE TO YOU, KING OF PRUSSIA! *wheeze* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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