YokaiKnight Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 who thinks they can spit betta dan dis mothafucka right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YokaiKnight Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 flight of the conchords copypasta doesnt count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 flight of the conchords copypasta doesnt count .... Fuck you....with a ....ho? I dunno....I fail at rapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YokaiKnight Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 It's okay. No one could measure up to one of the five best rappers of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 We're talking about skiing, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Yo yo yo homie yo ..........thats all I got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YokaiKnight Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 Yo yo yo homie yo..........thats all I got. yo yo yo the game yo I win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 yo yo yo the game yoI win yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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