Le Communard Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Exactly as the title says. Non-Star Wars people just stop reading now. <emeraldfox_09> Can I join your merry band Commissar? <CommissarGaunt> "Merry band"? <CommissarGaunt> You make it sound like the Grateful Dead <CommissarGaunt> The FESSR is serious business <emeraldfox_09> The what? <emeraldfox_09> Well, can I join the FESSR then? <Fox2> lol <CommissarGaunt> The FESSR. Is that not what you were referring to? <CommissarGaunt> Sure, just head on over to our topic and sign your soul over to the Communist cause forecer <CommissarGaunt> And this is NOT a laughing matter, Fox <Fox2> My mistake, CommissarGaunt <CommissarGaunt> I'm sick of the way you keep making light of everything <Fox2> apologies <emeraldfox_09> It's that easy? <emeraldfox_09> Thought it be harder... <Fox2> Make no mistake, it won't happen again, I can assure you of that. <CommissarGaunt> You should be. And yes, it is that... easy. Yes, its very... easy,. <CommissarGaunt> Frankly, its just immature <CommissarGaunt> You should know better at your age <Fox2> You are most correct. <CommissarGaunt> Your a young adult now, you know? <Fox2> Once again I apologize. <Fox2> I mean no disrespect to you or the Glorious FESSR. <CommissarGaunt> Alright, i'll take that for now <CommissarGaunt> But in the future I won't be so lenient <CommissarGaunt> FYI <Fox2> you got it boss. <CommissarGaunt> Remember also--the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am... *** CommissarGaunt is now known as DarthVader <DarthVader> I find your lack of maturity... disturbing. *** Fox2 is now known as Tarkin <Tarkin> Vader <Tarkin> release him <DarthVader> NOOOO!! <DarthVader> MEENIE <DarthVader> MR. EMPEROR, TARKIN IS CALLING ME NAMES AGAIN <Tarkin> This bickering is pointless! <Tarkin> and shit, man <Tarkin> You're crazy if you think <Tarkin> the Emperor wasn't afraid of Tarkin <DarthVader> The Emorer had his Red Guard <DarthVader> he wasn't afraid of anything <Tarkin> Tarkin was also a lunatic *** Ayase Quit (Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) <DarthVader> Go back to screwing Daala and leave me along <DarthVader> *e <Tarkin> Good call. <emeraldfox_09> Can I be Emorer? <Tarkin> too bad I let that bitch rot in the Maw <DarthVader> A *real* shame <Tarkin> :/ <DarthVader> And, no, you cant be Em*p*orer. That's heresy to even suggest such a thing *** DarthVader is now known as GregorEisenhorn <GregorEisenhorn> and we don't take kindly to hearsay around here *** Tarkin is now known as Thrawn *** GregorEisenhorn is now known as AdmrialPelleon <Thrawn> I swear I'm the only person with a braincell or two in this entire operation <Thrawn> ah <Thrawn> aside from you, Captain <Thrawn> you are most vital in this process <AdmrialPelleon> Grand Armrial, now, sir <emeraldfox_09> Awww.... <AdmrialPelleon> *Admrial <Thrawn> Ah, when did this happen my dear captain? <Thrawn> I recall making no such promotion. <emeraldfox_09> Anyone remember the original Snowboard Kids? <AdmrialPelleon> A while after you die actually. But Continuity was never a problem for Star Wars, is it? <Thrawn> Pelleaon <Thrawn> I do not appreciate this <Thrawn> is this some kind of joke? <Thrawn> You never were one for jokes. <AdmrialPelleon> Joke? Of course not <Thrawn> Have you cracked, captain? Taken a leap into the deep end? <AdmrialPelleon> Star Wars is srs busness <Thrawn> What are these Star Wars? <Thrawn> You've been at it too long, captain <Thrawn> take a break. <AdmrialPelleon> No, I'm just trying to balance three threads and a chat at the same time and its waeing me thin <AdmrialPelleon> I *do* need a rest <Thrawn> You're advised to take leave for the time being <AdmrialPelleon> err... and by two threads and a chat I mean the Imperial Navy <Thrawn> no worries, Captain, I assure you <Thrawn> the Black Fleet is ours <Thrawn> there's no need to be worried about the New Republic <Thrawn> not yet, anyway <AdmrialPelleon> The New Republic? Surely you mean the Rebel scum? <Thrawn> Don't underestimate our enemy so. <Thrawn> That attitiude is what led the Emperor and his pet to their demise <Thrawn> I won't have that happen again. <AdmrialPelleon> Of course, sir. Anything you say, sir. I worship at your feet, sir. <Thrawn> Sarcasm, captain? <Thrawn> It's not appreciated <AdmrialPelleon> It's not sarcasm at all, sir <Thrawn> Ah, I see. <Thrawn> Captain, what is the Chimera's current heading? <AdmrialPelleon> We've left Byss and are heading rimward to Polis Mossa to restock on medical supplies <AdmrialPelleon> *left <Thrawn> Ah, excellent. <Thrawn> And how is our, ah, guest holding up? <Thrawn> No mishaps I trust. <AdmrialPelleon> Of which guest in particular do you speak, sir? <Thrawn> The Jedi Master from Wayland. <Thrawn> Captain? I response is warranted. <Thrawn> *A <AdmrialPelleon> Ah, yes--hes crazy as always <Thrawn> Such a casual demeanor about you today... <Thrawn> Most unusual. <AdmrialPelleon> It's the fatigue <AdmrialPelleon> Sir <Thrawn> Ah yes, my mistake. <Thrawn> Please get some rest, captain. <Thrawn> Can't afford to have you asleep on the job if we encounet trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 More Epic SW lulz <TalonKarrade> I actually *am* getting tired <Fox2> I managed to put it together *** Fox2 is now known as Tarkin <Tarkin> Sleep!? <Tarkin> In our moment of triumph!? *** TalonKarrade is now known as Daala <Daala> I know *much* better thing than sleep <Tarkin> I think you overestimate your condition! <Daala> sir <Tarkin> not here <Tarkin> they'll see <Tarkin> I'll meet you in the Maw <Tarkin> take <Tarkin> my Star Destroyers <Daala> Deck 5 is under matinence... <Tarkin> I'll be there in fifteen minutes <Tarkin> Got it <Tarkin> brb blowan up Alderaan <Daala> rawwr <Tarkin> no stop that <Tarkin> or it's back to Carida with you <Tarkin> and I know how much you hate Carida <Daala> Nuuuuu <Daala> Those Chauvinist Worms <Tarkin> precisely <Tarkin> so just go to deck foive <Tarkin> *five <Tarkin> and wait for me there <Daala> ay ay, Captain <Daala> wink wink, nudge nudge <Tarkin> You know what <Tarkin> I'm sick of this <Tarkin> minus one Star Destroyer for you <Tarkin> next time you'll practice subtlety <Tarkin> or I'll take another * Tarkin waves finger <Daala> Of course, sir. <Daala> Which finger? * Tarkin rage <Daala> Too bad I'm ghost tyoe <Daala> *type <Daala> Has no effect <Tarkin> \: <Daala> Bitch <Tarkin> Super laser <Tarkin> must count for something <Daala> SHOOP DA WHOOP <Tarkin> lol <Tarkin> that'd make an awesome avatar, actually <Tarkin> a picture of Tarkin looking serious <Tarkin> with "lol <Tarkin> added in *** Tarkin is now known as Wicket <Wicket> AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <Daala> There's a giff of everything somewhere on the interwebs * Wicket beat Daala with stick and rocks <Daala> WOTIEDIE <Wicket> silly, Jawas say that <Daala> But I changed my nick... <Wicket> also I've learned English over the years <Daala> Damn java <Wicket> * Wicket beat Java with stick and rocks <Daala> Basic, not English, *Basic* <Wicket> Ewok answer to everything <Wicket> Shit! My bad <Wicket> such an elementary mistake <Daala> Lol *** Daala is now known as Holmes * Wicket hit self with stick and rocks <Holmes> Yes, elementary my dear Wicket <Wicket> ~-~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Hilarious. I shoulda been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Oh my God... *Considers joining FESSR* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 Oh my God...*Considers joining FESSR* I'm glad you're starting to see the light. We can only hope that this trend continues, for your sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Oh wow, it's even nerdier a day after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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