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Dragoncat

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    Radiant Dawn

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  1. Umm. Is that really supposed to be Holst? Looks female...
  2. Double post like a rebel. All joking aside...I don't drive so take what I say with a grain of salt. Let's talk about the interactions going on up there. Dimitri: Are you doing blood magic in the bathtub AGAIN? Thales: Maybe. Alm: Either of you seen my dog?
  3. Found On Road Dead Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the Assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"God asks, "What do you mean?""Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:1. There's too much front-end protrusion.2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.3. Maintenance is extremely high.4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.6. The rear end wobbles too much.7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.8. The headlights are usually too small.9. Fuel consumption is outrageous."Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
  4. XENOBLADE. How many growly one eyed lions does it take to KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM?
  5. Did you know once Russia kept getting fake members of their royal family and all of them were named Dimitri?
  6. https://streetoutlawsokc.com/drivers/farmtruck/
  7. Because it had a dream that one day chickens would be able to cross roads without having their motives questioned. Is it Spoopy Time yet?
  8. Before you ask, sometimes Thales has his car parked where Dimitri is parked so I can see the decals and license plate just by walking by.
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