Dragoncat

Three Houses. But I guess if I had three houses I could rent them out for extra cash... WYR be on the kiss cam at a baseball game or catch a foul ball at a baseball game?

I thought they were related to raccoons!

If it makes you cry because a character died it's good. If it makes you laugh because a character (heroes side) died it's bad. You are allowed to laugh at villain deaths. The proper way to shitpost is...

That. Would Lonk from Pennsylvania and Petch from Texas be friends?

Police on Friday afternoon named the man suspected of causing the fatal fire as Shinji Aoba, a 41-year-old with a criminal record, Japanese national public broadcaster NHK reported. The resident of Saitama City, near Tokyo, was convicted of robbing a convenience store in 2012 and served three-and-a-half years in prison, the report said. The man was seen screaming "Die!" by witnesses as he burst into the three-story studio, splashing a flammable liquid from a bucket before starting the blaze. Police say he started the fire because he claimed the company stole his idea for a novel.

Same reason anybody laughs so hard at stupid shit that doesn't make sense. But why did Yoshi commit tax fraud anyway? Sounds more like Waluigi.

She does not have hands or graspers, but maybe she can order you a pizza. If vampires go psycho over the smell of blood, how do the females deal with periods?

One group is from a video game and the other is from an anime. NINJAS Because there's an actual clothes store called Soup and he got confused: What do lynels dream of when they take a little lynel snooze? Do they dream of mauling Link, or Zelda in her princess suit?

Well that was an interesting thing I never heard of for sure...I don't know how to stop the sand mafia, but somebody please give those sand miners some pants or shorts. They're literally in their underwear at one point in that video... Will humans ever evolve to be flight capable on their own instead of relying on clunky unsafe machines?

So I heard... He had a cameo on iCarly too. Eh.