To each their own. Just remember P is for pierce, E is for eviscerate, R is for rupture(?), and I is for injure...
No, I have a better idea, use all 4 at once! If the opposing army doesn't die from the rain of arrows, they would go insane due to all the 1 liners and innuendos. I'm sure Niles would even come up with a few new choice ones just for the situation.