[SF's "Write Your Butt Off" Competition HD II.5 Remix]

@Benice @SoulWeaver I'm glad you liked it! Hopefully I can finish this one in time. 

[SF's "Write Your Butt Off" Competition HD II.5 Remix]

Here, have an unofficial entry because I am physically incapable of meeting deadlines.

TITLE: Shen-ANNA-gans
FANDOM: Anna
WORDS: 1016

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The harsh knock of a gavel rang throughout the chamber, silencing the idle chit chat between its occupants. A group of women, nearly identical in their bright eyes and scarlet hair. They were seated around a large, round table; white marble a stark contrast to the dim light of the room. 

“Attention!” The women faced the source of the voice. Their leader, another redhead bearing the same face as the others, sat in the most ornate (and expensive) chair. “We will now commence the 217th Semi-Annual Gathering of Annas.” 

She gestured to the Anna on her immediate right. “Blazing Sword Anna will now read the minutes from the last meeting.”

Blazing Sword Anna stood in response, holding a worn tome in front of her. “Ahem. Last time at the 216th Semi-Annual Gathering of Annas, we welcomed New Year’s Anna to the group,” An Anna clad in a festive red and white kimono smiled and waved. “We also discussed whether or not we should change our name to “the Semi-Anna-ual Gathering of Annas”, but were unable to come to a conclusion.”

Three Houses Anna rolled her eyes. “I don’t like it. I hear enough bad puns where I’m from.” 

“I thought it was funny…” Sacred Stones Anna hung her head in disappointment. 

The Anna at the front of the room, the leader and original Shadow Dragon Anna, cleared her throat. Blazing Sword Anna closed her book and sat back down, a cloud of dust coughing out of its ancient pages. 

“Today’s order of business is something I think you’ll all like,” Shadow Dragon Anna raised herself from her chair, palms flat on the table. She swept her gaze across her fellow Annas, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes. “How to make more money.” 

As soon as the magic word had left her mouth, the room erupted in excitable chatter. All of the Annas were talking back and forth to each other, arms gesticulating and ponytails bouncing as they traded ideas for their next big venture.

Shadow Dragon Anna let them have their discussion for the moment. She beamed, proud of her creative and enterprising sisters. If they put all of their red heads together, they were bound to come up with the scheme of the century. 

After the chatter had died down somewhat, Shadow Dragon Anna once again grabbed the attention of the room with a bang of her gavel. “Does anyone have any ideas they’d like to share?”

Hands immediately shot into the air. “Bathing suit DLC costumes!” Summer Scramble Anna shouted as she practically leapt from her seat.

“You already did that,” Hot Springs Scramble Anna shot an unimpressed glare at her sister. She was the only one of the bunch whose hair was a deep blue instead of the usual vibrant red. 

“Yeah, the summer heroes pretty much take care of that,” Heroes Anna added. Summer Scramble Anna shrunk back, dejected.

Fates Anna was next to speak, “How about when you S-Support someone, you get a scene where you…”

WHACK WHACK WHACK

Shadow Dragon Anna brought the wrath of her gavel down before Fates Anna could finish. “I’m gonna have to stop you right there. People may say we’re a waifu game, but we have to have some dignity” Several of the other Annas shook their heads in disappointment. 

“I know!” It seemed as though Thracia 776 Anna had just come up with the most amazing idea. “Thracia remake!”

“You already suggested that the last three times!” Genealogy Anna looked ready to start something. “And besides, you’re not getting a Thracia remake before I get my Genealogy remake!” 

“I want a Tellius remake!” Path of Radiance Anna chimed in, only to be corrected by her sister Radiant Dawn Anna. 

“Tellius sequel.” They both nodded. 

Now Blazing Sword Anna and Binding Blade Anna were in on the action, debating whether or not their games should get remakes before the Tellius ones. Obviously they wanted theirs first. 

Warriors Anna glared at their leader, settled atop her golden throne and away from the increasingly violent infighting. “Maybe we’d have more money if someone didn’t spend it all on fancy chairs.” Although it was barely above a whisper, Shadow Dragon Anna still heard it and proceeded to pounce upon her unsuspecting doppelganger.

The entire room burst into a cartoon fight-cloud with fists flying and petty insults slung at each other like schoolyard bullies. New Years and Heroes Anna managed to escape the chaos by hiding under the table.

“Hey, I have an idea,” Heroes Anna whispered to her kimono-clad compatriot.

“Oh?” The other woman leaned in closer and listened as her sister laid out the details of her plan.  “Do you really think it will work?” She asked. “I don’t think anyone will fall for that.” 

“Of course it will! Believe me, someone out there will buy it!”

The fight raged on for over an hour until a clock's chime signaled the end of the meeting. All of the Annas immediately stopped their attacks, picked themselves up off the ground (and each other) and cordially exchanged handshakes as if nothing had happened. Heroes Anna and New Years Anna winked at each other as they left the room. None of the others knew about their little secret.

THREE WEEKS LATER

The summoner Kiran, clad in a long white robe and holding a cup of coffee, strolled out into the Hall of Heroes after waking up from a pleasant, restful sleep. The morning was bright and calm, and while the foggy remnants of last night’s dreams still hung in his head, the sunshine and singing birds blissfully coaxed him into the world of the waking. 

“Good morning, Feh!” He greeted the snowy white owl who was perched on top of the bulletin board. “Any news today?” Feh gave a cheerful hoot in response and Kiran took a sip from his mug before reading the latest developments. 

What he read made him spit his coffee all over the board. Feh was lucky enough to escape the spray, but the posts were completely soaked. 

“Are you kidding me! Ten bucks a month?!”
 

 

[What are funny names you make for your characters or avatars?]

"Fuck me" and "My butt" are classics.

I also like using "I love you" because it just sounds like everyone is professing their love to each other all the time.

Case in point, this is from the Jojo RPGMaker fan-game "The Seventh Stand User":

[If a FEW2 were to use canon stages, which would you be excited for?]

I'm gonna nominate that map in Fates that was built out of dragon bones but then turns into a real dragon. Also Shambhala.

[Jokes and Memes about 3 Houses]

I love House Emblem: Shadow of Three Wolves 

[Favorite Fire Emblem Names? Least Favorite?]

Faves:

Astrid, Athena, Balthus Balthazar, Cecilia, Constance, Finn, Fiora, Florina, Ferdinand, Gaius, Geoffrey, Hector, Hilda, Isadora, Kieran, Leila, Lucina, Mercedes, Mia, Minerva, Ophelia, Petra, Reina, Roy, Saizo, Sakura, Setsuna, Sylvain, Titania, Tsubaki, Vanessa, Yukimura.

Least favorites:

Subaki- They did him dirty by removing the T. 
Delmud- Supposed to be Diarmuid. Hopefully any potential remake will fix this.
Raquesis- Thankfully got fixed. 
Caledori- Just a mess

[Unexpected Class Choices that work?]

3 hours ago, Shadow Mir said:

I never thought I’d see “Holy Knight” and “beast” in the same sentence... especially when talking about a unit who only gets the heavy and weak Nosferatu to take advantage of White Tomefaire with.

I think she did most of her ass-whooping with the Arrow of Indra.

[Unexpected Class Choices that work?]

Holy Knight Flayn is a beast. It's a little tough getting her there because of her riding weakness, but she hit like a truck in my VW playthrough. Similarly, Dark Knight Marianne.

[If you can have Fire Emblem or any other game series crossover/merchandise with any other brand/product, what do you want it to be?]

2 hours ago, XRay said:

I want more Fire Emblem and Advance Wars toys. I like LEGO and I like D&D, so I think it would be cool to have construction toys, miniatures, and board games based on Fire Emblem and Advanced Wars, Having a miniature war game for Fire Emblem and Advance Wars would be so awesome.

I would love to see a board game where you can make your own homebrew maps with different tiles and pieces to rearrange. 

[Create Fire Emblem Characters in Three Houses!]

On 11/26/2019 at 11:04 PM, Scoot said:

Okay now I have to do Vesperia and Abyss.

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Name: Yuri Lowell

Crest: None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Vigilante (Self Avo+5 for every adjacent enemy)

Strengths: Sword, Axe

Weaknesses: Faith, Authority

Budding Talents: None

Magic:

Reason	Wind (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Bolganone (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	E	A	B	C	D	D	C

 

Name: Estellise Sidos Heurassein

Crest: Major Crest of the Full Moon (Chance to conserve use of recovery magic)

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Priest

Personal Skill: Energy Conversion (Can cast a used-up spell by sacrificing 15% of HP)

Strengths: Sword, Faith, Reason

Weaknesses: Brawl

Budding Talents: Heavy Armor

 

Magic: 

Reason	Blizzard (D)	Sagittae (C)	Ragnarok (B)	Agnea’s Arrow (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)	Seraphim (B)	Fortify (A)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	D	A	D	D	C	B	A	B

 

Name: Karol Capel

Crest: None

House: Golden Deer

Class: Brigand

Personal Skill: Guild Leader (Str/Mag+2 to adjacent allies) 

Strengths: Axes, Swords, Heavy Armor

Weaknesses: Reason, Faith

Budding Talents: Authority

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Bolganone (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
A	A	E	D	D	D	B	C	B

 

Name: Rita Mordio

Crest: None

House: Black Eagles

Class: Mage

Personal Skill: Prodigy (Grants 1.5x skill experience) 

Strengths: Reason

Weaknesses: Axe, Riding, Brawl

Budding Talents: Faith

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Thoron  (D+)	Banshee Θ (C)	Sagittae (B)	Meteor (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)	Seraphim (B)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
D	D	S	D	C	D	D	A	E

 

Name: Raven

Crest: None

House: Unaffiliated 

Class: Archer

Personal Skill: Shifty Old Man (Avo -5 to enemies within 2 spaces, Avo +10 to adjacent female allies) 

Strengths: Bow, Authority

Weaknesses: Faith, Heavy Armor

Budding Talents: Reason

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Thoron (B)	Excalibur (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	B	B	A	B	D	C	C	C

 

Name: Judith

Crest: None

House: Golden Deer

Class: Pegasus Knight

Personal Skill: Anti-Magic (Deals Dmg+2 to enemies that have magic equipped)

Strengths: Lance, Flying

Weaknesses: Reason

Budding Talents: Brawl, Riding

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Blizzard (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Silence (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	B	D	A	A	B	C	D	B

 

Name: Flynn Scifo

 

Crest: None

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Cavalier

Personal Skill: Knight’s Honor (Dmg taken -1 for every adjacent ally)

Strengths: Faith, Sword, Riding

Weaknesses: Bow, Brawl

Budding Talents: Heavy Armor

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Fimbulvetr (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)	Rescue (B)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	C	D	D	C	B	A	A

 

Name: Patty Fleur

 

Crest: Major Crest of Aifread (Chance to attack twice)

House: Golden Deer

Class: Brigand

Personal Skill: Luck of the Draw (Random stat +2 for one turn if no action is taken)

Strengths: Sword, Bow

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: Reason

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Thunder (C)	Cutting Gale (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	A	B	C	B	D	C	D	C

 

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Name: Luke fon Fabre

Crest: Minor Crest of Fabre (Change to raise Might by 5 when attacking)

House: Black Eagles

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Hyperresonance (Deals 10% HP damage to adjacent enemies at end of turn)

Strengths: Sword

Weaknesses: Authority, Reason

Budding Talents: Faith

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Bolganone (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	D	D	C	E	C	B	E

 

Name: Tear Grants

Crest: Major Crest of Yulia (Chance to raise Might by 5 when using magic)

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Priest

Personal Skill: Healing Melody (Restores 10% of HP to adjacent allies at end of turn)

Strengths: Faith, Reason

Weaknesses: Brawl

Budding Talents: Swords

Magic: 

Reason	Blizzard (D)	Miasma Δ (D+)	Sagittae (C)	Bolting (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Seraphim (C)	Warp (B)	Fortify (A)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	E	A	B	C	B	D	A	C

 

Name: Guy Cecil

Crest: None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Gynophobia (Avo+5 for every adjacent female ally)

Strengths: Sword

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: Flying

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Wind (C)	Bolganone (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	D	A	A	D	D	E	B

 

Name: Jade Curtiss

Crest:  None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Dark Mage

Personal Skill: Necromancer (Str/Mag+2 for one turn after defeating an enemy)

Strengths: Lance, Reason, Authority

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: None

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Cutting Gale (D+)	Thoron (C)	Death Γ (B)	Meteor (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	A	C	D	C	D	C	B

 

Name: Anise Tatlin

Crest: None

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Cavalier

Personal Skill: Money Hungry (Chance to steal up to 100 gold when defeating an enemy) 

Strengths: Riding, Reason

Weaknesses: Sword, Axe, Lance

Budding Talents: Brawl

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Sagittae (C)	Luna Λ (B)	Ragnarok (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	B	D	C	C	B	A	C

Couldn't edit a second time but I forgot a few...

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Name: Repede

Crest: None

House: Unaffiliated

Class: Dog

Personal Skill: Man’s Best Friend (Damage taken -1 to self and adjacent allies)

Strengths: Swords, Brawl

Weaknesses: Riding, Flying, Bows

Budding Talents: None

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Fire (C)	Bolganone (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
D	C	D	A	A	B	C	C	C

 

Name: Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear

Crest: None

House: Black Eagles

Class: Archer

Personal Skill: Royal Bearing (Hit +10 for adjacent allies)

Strengths: Faith, Bow

Weaknesses: Swords

Budding Talents: Riding, Reason

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Blizzard (C)	Excalibur (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Ward (C)	Physic (B)	Abraxas (A)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
D	C	B	B	B	C	C	A	AR

 

Name: Asch

Crest: Major Crest of Fabre (Change to raise Might by 5 when attacking)

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Sacred Flame (Deals 10% HP damage to adjacent enemies at end of turn)

Strengths: Sword, Reason

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: Authority

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Bolganone (C)	Ragnarok (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	D	D	C	E	C	B	E

 

[Create Fire Emblem Characters in Three Houses!]

On 11/18/2019 at 7:34 AM, salinea said:

I've done the Tales of Symphonia cast...

Okay now I have to do Vesperia and Abyss.

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Spoiler

Name: Yuri Lowell

Crest: None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Vigilante (Self Avo+5 for every adjacent enemy)

Strengths: Sword, Axe

Weaknesses: Faith, Authority

Budding Talents: None

Magic:

Reason	Wind (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Bolganone (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	E	A	B	C	D	D	C

 

Name: Estellise Sidos Heurassein

Crest: Major Crest of the Full Moon (Chance to conserve use of recovery magic)

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Priest

Personal Skill: Energy Conversion (Can cast a used-up spell by sacrificing 15% of HP)

Strengths: Sword, Faith, Reason

Weaknesses: Brawl

Budding Talents: Heavy Armor

 

Magic: 

Reason	Blizzard (D)	Sagittae (C)	Ragnarok (B)	Agnea’s Arrow (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)	Seraphim (B)	Fortify (A)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	D	A	D	D	C	B	A	B

 

Name: Karol Capel

Crest: None

House: Golden Deer

Class: Brigand

Personal Skill: Guild Leader (Str/Mag+2 to adjacent allies) 

Strengths: Axes, Swords, Heavy Armor

Weaknesses: Reason, Faith

Budding Talents: Authority

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Bolganone (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
A	A	E	D	D	D	B	C	B

 

Name: Rita Mordio

Crest: None

House: Black Eagles

Class: Mage

Personal Skill: Prodigy (Grants 1.5x skill experience) 

Strengths: Reason

Weaknesses: Axe, Riding, Brawl

Budding Talents: Faith

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Thoron  (D+)	Banshee Θ (C)	Sagittae (B)	Meteor (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)	Seraphim (B)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
D	D	S	D	C	D	D	A	E

 

Name: Raven

Crest: None

House: Unaffiliated 

Class: Archer

Personal Skill: Shifty Old Man (Avo -5 to enemies within 2 spaces, Avo +10 to adjacent female allies) 

Strengths: Bow, Authority

Weaknesses: Faith, Heavy Armor

Budding Talents: Reason

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Thoron (B)	Excalibur (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	B	B	A	B	D	C	C	C

 

Name: Judith

Crest: None

House: Golden Deer

Class: Pegasus Knight

Personal Skill: Anti-Magic (Deals Dmg+2 to enemies that have magic equipped)

Strengths: Lance, Flying

Weaknesses: Reason

Budding Talents: Brawl, Riding

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Blizzard (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Silence (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	B	D	A	A	B	C	D	B

 

Name: Flynn Scifo

 

Crest: None

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Cavalier

Personal Skill: Knight’s Honor (Dmg taken -1 for every adjacent ally)

Strengths: Faith, Sword, Riding

Weaknesses: Bow, Brawl

Budding Talents: Heavy Armor

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Cutting Gale (C)	Fimbulvetr (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)	Rescue (B)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	C	D	D	C	B	A	A

 

Name: Patty Fleur

 

Crest: Major Crest of Aifread (Chance to attack twice)

House: Golden Deer

Class: Brigand

Personal Skill: Luck of the Draw (Random stat +2 for one turn if no action is taken)

Strengths: Sword, Bow

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: Reason

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Thunder (C)	Cutting Gale (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	A	B	C	B	D	C	D	C

 

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Spoiler

Name: Luke fon Fabre

Crest: Minor Crest of Fabre (Change to raise Might by 5 when attacking)

House: Black Eagles

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Hyperresonance (Deals 10% HP damage to adjacent enemies at end of turn)

Strengths: Sword

Weaknesses: Authority, Reason

Budding Talents: Faith

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Bolganone (C)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	D	D	C	E	C	B	E

 

Name: Tear Grants

Crest: Major Crest of Yulia (Chance to raise Might by 5 when using magic)

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Priest

Personal Skill: Healing Melody (Restores 10% of HP to adjacent allies at end of turn)

Strengths: Faith, Reason

Weaknesses: Brawl

Budding Talents: Swords

Magic: 

Reason	Blizzard (D)	Miasma Δ (D+)	Sagittae (C)	Bolting (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Seraphim (C)	Warp (B)	Fortify (A)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	E	A	B	C	B	D	A	C

 

Name: Guy Cecil

Crest: None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Mercenary

Personal Skill: Gynophobia (Avo+5 for every adjacent female ally)

Strengths: Sword

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: Flying

Magic: 

Reason	Fire (D)	Wind (C)	Bolganone (B)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Physic (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	D	A	A	D	D	E	B

 

Name: Jade Curtiss

Crest:  None

House: Blue Lions

Class: Dark Mage

Personal Skill: Necromancer (Str/Mag+2 for one turn after defeating an enemy)

Strengths: Lance, Reason, Authority

Weaknesses: Faith

Budding Talents: None

Magic: 

Reason	Thunder (D)	Cutting Gale (D+)	Thoron (C)	Death Γ (B)	Meteor (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Recover (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
C	A	A	C	D	C	D	C	B

 

Name: Anise Tatlin

Crest: None

House: Church of Seiros

Class: Cavalier

Personal Skill: Money Hungry (Chance to steal up to 100 gold when defeating an enemy) 

Strengths: Riding, Reason

Weaknesses: Sword, Axe, Lance

Budding Talents: Brawl

Magic: 

Reason	Wind (D)	Sagittae (C)	Luna Λ (B)	Ragnarok (A)
Faith	Heal (D)	Nosferatu (D+)	Restore (C)

Stats:

HP	Str	Mag	Dex	Spd	Lck	Def	Res	Cha
B	B	B	D	C	C	B	A	C

 

[Create-A-Hero Thread]

15 hours ago, Jotari said:

Pocket Sand is a hilarious idea for a knife weapon. Although I'd prefer actually attacking with a surfboard than somehow making it a tome. Maybe as a lance.

TBH, I can't even remember why I chose to make it a tome. If Xander can use an inflatable pool toy as an axe, then a surfboard could be one too.

[Create-A-Hero Thread]

I made some summer versions of the 3H lords. Couldn't be arsed to give 'em stats or skills or anything but here's a sketch:

Spoiler

Edelgard: Tropical Empress 
Weapon: Bonfire Bow (red bow)

Dimitri: King of Sandcastles
Weapon: Handful of Sand (blue dagger)

Claude: Wild Surfer
Weapon: Summer Surfboard (green tome)

[If every Smash Ultimate character had a Pokemon type, what types would they be?]

Yeah, Toon Link is just a regular kid, which is why I picked Normal. I went with Fairy for OoT Link because he's the only one of the three that has a specific connection to fairies, that being Navi. I suppose the pointy-ear elf look of Hylians lends itself well to the Fairy type, but I went with Fighting for BoTW because it's the "heroic" type that's super effective against the "villainous" Dark type.

[Wave 3 DLC out now.]

I agree that this round of DLC is a bit...lame. I was expecting a Pokemon-amie type thing where you could actually pet the animals but all you do is feed them. 😞 Sauna is not nearly sexy enough boring. The summer outfits are just recolors of Petra's and Felix's clothes. I do like that the maid/butler costumes come with alternate color schemes and the option to keep a character's original clothes in battle is nice. 

Is it just me or do some of the guys' costumes look oddly proportioned? The evening wear makes them look too lanky and the butler's outfit gives them child-bearing hips.

[If every Smash Ultimate character had a Pokemon type, what types would they be?]

Snake is Fighting/Dark

BoTW Link's is Steel/Fighting (fits his role as a knight)
Toon Link is Normal/Water (because of the Great Sea)
Child Link is Grass/Fairy (Kokiri Forest and Navi)

Kirby is Normal, but his type changes depending on who he eats.

Do Assist Trophies count?

Isaac is Ground/Psychic

Gray Fox is Ghost/Steel

Shovel Knight is Steel/Ground

Tingle is Normal (but think's he's Fairy)

 

[What are some clever details you noticed (Spoilers)?]

There are some interesting tidbits at the bottom of this wiki article about Persian influences in Claude's design, as well as Almyra. No official sources, however, so feel free to take it with a grain of salt.

Another weird thing (which may be entirely coincidence) but the main lord's names are in alphabetical order: Byleth, Claude, Dimitri, Edelgard. 

But then who is "A," you ask? Why none other than the true hero of the story...

Spoiler

Alois

 

[Soooooo what'cha playing?]

Just picked up Tales of Vespiria: Definitive Edition during a Nintendo E-shop sale. Haven't played a Tales game since...Abyss, maybe? and I heard this was one of the best. If the other games in the series are any indication then it's probably a million hours long so I'm not too far in right now but I'm still waiting for things to get weird. 

Also I think Yuri might be my favorite Tales protagonist so far. I though he would be an angsty edge boy but he's a snarky little bastard and I like it.

[What are some clever details you noticed (Spoilers)?]

13 minutes ago, Shadow Mir said:

When was this? Because the first I hear of Linhardt talking about his being uncomfortable around blood in the monastery is after chapter 8.

Sometime after the time skip, I can't remember which chapter.

[What are some clever details you noticed (Spoilers)?]

Character's monastery dialogue changes based on what support level you have with them. I talked to Linhardt and he mentioned he's uncomfortable around blood, then immediately after got a B support with him where he went into more detail. Talked to him afterwards and he said the same thing, but added "I've told you about that, haven't I?"

[Jokes and Memes about 3 Houses]

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[Canon Byleth (or, which gender do you prefer?)]

I unironically love Bylass's dumb outfit. (Although I will admit she looks less silly in the DLC uniform) Also she's adorable. Her smile in the VW ending cutscene is so sweet. 

[Your Wishlist for the DLC Characters]

I want Edelgard's Empire buddies (Randolph, Ladislava, Metoady and possibly Fleche) to be playable, even if it were just in CF. Also more characters from other countries like Dagda, Morfis, or Sreng because we don't know much about them.

[What if Garreg Mach had a band program?]

I can imagine small, quiet Bernedetta with a big ol' tuba.

Raphael is in charge of the gong, but has to be reminded not to keep hitting it over and over.

Sylvain is the guy who plays guitar to try and pick up girls.

[The Three Houses Headcanon Thread!]

I like to think that at some point Claude put some spiders in another student's room as a prank, but they never really noticed it and they come back five years later to a room that is just filled with spiders.