<< A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when...>>