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... spend as much money as possible before you die, and then pay them back with what little you have after you die.

The proper way to get grounded is...

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To get slammed to the ground

The proper way to turn on your Xbox is

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Change your name to Yuri or Nym.

The proper way to use a can opener is...

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Inconsistency.

The proper way to use a parachute is...

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To find another excavator and have a sword fight with the claws.

The proper way to take those "which character are you?" tests is...

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... to attach a toothbrush to your paintbrush and use that to draw two pictures at once! 5% of the time, it works everytime!

The proper way to break glass is...

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In a nice envelope package through UPS with a medium flat rate box.

The proper way to revive a video game franchise without having to resort to spiritual successors is...

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Buy the IP rights to the game and make it the game yourself.

The proper way to travel is...

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To teleport there, but you'll have to wait through a loading screen

The proper way to ruin your career is....

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To cheat on your wife.

The proper way to cook ramen noodles is...

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... to put them into a plastic cup and rub it until it gets warm. Then throw the entire thing into an active volcano (pro tip: use a long line and a fishing hook, so you can get it out again), wait a few seconds, pull it back up and - ta-dah! - nicely cooked noodles! Bon appétit!

The proper way to botch French spelling is...

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... to market it like you're selling actual garages, then laugh as people find out you actually sell a bunch of crap you had gathering dust around the house.

The proper way to disappoint someone is...

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To stand up for what's right.

The proper way to learn karate is...

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Step 1.) obtain hold of the apple

Step 2.) contract the muscles in your arm to lift the apple to your mouth (which should be open)

Step 3.) gently close your mouth around the apple, increasing pressure once contact is made. You'll know you've gone far enough when your teeth have a firm hold of the apple.

Step 4.) gently pull your hand and head back in opposite slightly angled directions with the vertex being close to your chin, and the angle opening up until the chunk of apple you have separated breaks free from the whole apple.

Step 5.) repeat steps 2-four as needed.

 

The proper way to open a box is...

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To give the person you’ve trapped in there a knife so they can cut their way out.

The proper way to procrastinate is...

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To say "screw it!" and just get it done.

The proper way to run a hospital is...

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... to have people without health insurance be relegated to the hallways until the nurse comes in to remind you that patients in the hallways will damage your hospitals reputation, then you order them to park those patients outside at the front door.
Yay, SpongeBob references!

The best way to make something funny annoying is...

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