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-makes up song to tune of teh Cloud song-

I am a troll

I likes to spam

I will not eat

Green eggs and ham

And when I go

Onto a board

If I post much

I might get warned

My huge postcount

Is not well-earned

As so many

Of you have learned.

Because I'm a troll

My instinct is insanity

And I make many dumb comments

Full of utter inanity!

...

If you don't like me

Then that's okay

I don't like you

Anyway

And if I'm banned

Then I'll just yawn

And find a new board

To troll on.

Ta da, the troll song.

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I call this song: the 404 song.

*takes out guitar and strums*

The 404 song, the 404 song,

Visible when you're wearing a thong

It's not your connection that aint too strong

Cause your connection's strong as Donkey Kong.

The 404 song, the 404 song,

*stops playing guitar and smashes someone's head in and walks away*

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...

My name is Ike

I'm really strong

I fight against

What I think is wrong

My hair is blue

Don't ask me why

But doesn't blend

Into the sky

My awesome sword

Is called Ragnell

It's the reason

The Black Knight fell

I don't care if

You've ears or wings

I'm not that fussed

About such things

Because I am Ike

I fight for friends and family

And if I get an Aether then say goodbye to the enemy (rhyme fail whatever)

...

If can't slice you

Then that's okay

My tactician

Will save the day

And when he routs

The enemy

They'll get no sym-

pathy from me.

ta da~!

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