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32 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish people didn’t view me as timid and meek.

Granted, now everyone sees you as an arrogant bastard and nobody wants to interact with you anymore.

I wish people didn’t view me as an arrogant bastard.

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Granted, but in order to purchase it you get bombarded by the yaoi fandom and must take a 100 question quiz on your ships to pass.

I wish Panne didn’t suck.

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Granted. She swallows.

I wish that Castor didn't get a sad ending...

NINJ'D 

Granted, but they lewded the pikmin.

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Hormones are striking Benice hard right now

*ahem*

Castor’s ending makes him happy now! They did change it though, I hope you’re fine with him genociding every other playable character. But he really enjoyed himself!

I wish that gatherings of people who knew each other’s political views and disagreed on said political views didn’t inevitably turn in to political arguments.

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Wish granted, the game will now hold your hand every time you're in danger of losing a unit and walk you through step by step remedying whatever mistakes you made.
The game basically plays itself at this point.
If you play on casual and press the auto button, the actually will play itself and win.

I wish for FE on my Mac.

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Granted. It's called Berwick Saga.

Wait, that's not a corruption.

DEW IT ANYWAYS. DEW IT!!!!!

 

I wish that I were more observant and insightful.

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30 minutes ago, Benice said:

Granted. It's called Berwick Saga.

Yo if my mac could emulate it I would 100% do this and start with the first game in the tear ring series.
It's time to get googling.

Granted, you are now both observant and insightful. You are also now a monk that lives in a temple with 0 possessions of your own.

I wish I had the motivation to actually work for money. I will legit go into poverty because this lack of motivation.

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Granted, but you work by doing...... illegal things. I’ll let you decide what that entails.

I wish I had the power to have any information I wanted whenever I want it.

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On 10/25/2020 at 2:35 AM, Sooks1016 said:

Granted, but in order to purchase it you get bombarded by the yaoi fandom and must take a 100 question quiz on your ships to pass.

I wish Panne didn’t suck.

Luckily I'm a multishipper and don't mind Yaoi so this isn't a big issue

 

granted but you forget the fact that you asked for and needed that specific information

 

I wish for gordin to be the president of america in 2020

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You're only capable of singing the Song of Mortality from Lost Song and you end up becoming a potential danger to all of humanity that could easily send us all into a never ending cycle of destrution.  Enjoy that responsibility.

I wish the Fox Kids programming block was still around.

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Granted... if you know what I mean 😉.

I wish people didn’t get so upset over differing political views.

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^

Really?

2 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said:

I wish people didn’t get so upset over differing political views.

Granted, now they get upset over you existing.

I wish Zelda games would have meaningful stories and characters.

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It's done to the point where there's hour long cutscenes that substitute for dungeons and the gameplay is so barebones that it feels as if it would have been better if it wasn't implemented.  Not to mention the stories are so badly written they make David Cage look like a masterclass writer.

I wish black and white photographic equipment was still cheap and easy to acquire.

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