null Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 He deems it to not be noble enough so he uses his axe to chop up the truck, hitting the gas tank, and causing an explosion that takes both him and you out. I throw an actual sponge's brain at Marcia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 13, 2020 Share Posted September 13, 2020 She uses it to bathe with. I allow Claude to play Gangnam Style in choir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 You, Claude and the Golden Deer are all charged with heresy and blasphmey and you are all executed. Rhea then breaks the fourth wall and adds derailing the plot to your charges. I dispel the curse that prevents people from talking about the Kingdom of Valla from outside it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 I throw you in a canyon that is very much not bottomless. I gave Flayn Seteth’s credit card information without his consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 (edited) Seteth looks at you with a blank look going, "You gave her what? ... Seriously what was it you gave her? Is this something I'm supposed to be familiar with?" I sent a legitimate certificate for a free school semester in Introductory Writing to Sakoto Kurihara. Edited September 15, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You have to teach him how to write now. All his successes and failures will be your fault, so in the next fe when we find out that characters can only marry their siblings, the fans will go “Damn you Emperor_Siegfried!” I didn’t recruit Marianne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You are cursed by Maurice to live the rest of your life as a demonic beast. I send Aran and Laura to enjoy their lives together in the afterlife by meeting the business end of a lance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 16, 2020 Author Share Posted September 16, 2020 Ike sacrifices you in exchange for Aran and Laura because they're more useful in battle than you are. I replace the Fire Emblem OST with Geometry Dash music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You are forced to endlessly play through geometry dash levels irl. I wrote Eirika x Ephraim fan fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) Your dreams contain nothing but every "Disgusting" meme ever created, complete with disappointed voice over, including this one: Spoiler (spoilers are here because of size reasons) I'm on an FE forum, but I haven't played a Fire Emblem game in almost half a year now. Edited September 16, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 The users of the forum collectively swarm your house in the dead of night, reversing the lock on your door and gluing your windows shut, not undoing the door until you play every fe game in a row chronologically. I told the art team for the next fe to make very Camilla like designs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You are sentenced to death by being forced to play Super Thracia for the rest of your life. You don't survive. F I throw a rock at Flayn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You are eternally forced to play irl games of slender man over and over. The only difference is that slender man is Seteth. I tainted my last run with dlc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 The next Fire Emblem you play makes DLC compulsory just to beat. And it costs more than twice the price of the original game. I put Guardians from BOTW in Fire Emblem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Everyone dies because nobody knows how to deal with such mechanical monstrosities. I send Mist in to tank the Black Knight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 You have to watch him molest her and then Ike kills you. I called Jeralt Nun Humper instead of Blade Breaker for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 I get to Rhea execute you for being an apostate to her knights and her nuns. I married Elise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 FBI-chan comes and knocks you senseless before dragging you off to prison. I married Sakura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Hoshido has no legitimate heirs as you inspired Ryoma to marry Hinoka, and Takumi fell of a cliff or something. All of the royal children are so horribly defected they can’t make it past infancy. At least you have each other and your foursome. Nohr now takes over all of unnamed continent and every person becomes like a Conquest character. I married Azura. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Eh, that's fine by me. You are forced to hear off key singing of Lost in Thoughts All Alone for the rest of your life. I say that Berwick Saga is better than actual FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 You're right. I forced 90% of thebpeople who will listen to my ramblings to play Berwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 (edited) Benice types you paragraphs and paragraphs for the rest of your life that are mandatory to read until your eyes fall out, and then he finds your location and reads them to you himself for all of your days. I say that Advance Wars is better than actual fe. On 9/17/2020 at 9:18 PM, twilitfalchion said: Eh, that's fine by me. Edited December 29, 2022 by Sooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 46 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said: I get to Rhea execute you for being an apostate to her knights and her nuns. Thank you so much for not making a Leonie joke. 34 minutes ago, Sooks1016 said: I say that Advance Wars is better than actual fe. People say "meh" and move on. I convince Anna to sell bombs to Hubert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Sooks1016 said: ---------------- He accidentally blows himself and Edelgard up while trying to demonstrate their capabilities. I pelt Takumi with pineapples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 You have to listen to this three times. I forced people to play Berwick and then got salty about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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