Jean-Marc

Is a Vika fanboy.

Naesala? I like him, but not in my favs. Volke?

Knows that I speak French.

Knows about the FE10 Pally cap.

Dolph? No... Even if it seems that I have the same personality as him (none) Tibarn?

Tibarn?

Has claimed a Lesbian.

Likes RD.

"Meg will conquer the world!"

Even in Normal mode they don't appear.

Nolan: Badass Axe+God Powers+Facial Hair= Chuck Norris Pwnd. Pelleas, why did you have to sign the blood pact?

Has an H in his username.

Eliwood?

Evil

Matthis, Jeorge

Earth. Must be good at something, should he? Merric.

Well, verity is often shocking. In my case I'll take... Ellice and Tiki!

Wrys and Beck.

Chapter 4: Merric: Yay! I got the magic power Excalibur! I'm now more powerful! Now, I'm going to... Villager #825: Hey, Marth is coming! Merric: Yay! I'm going to see... Villager #825: Ellice has been kidnapped by Justin Bieber. Merric: He must die! Marth: Hi Merric! Merric: Hi Marth! Marth: Wanna kill Justin Bieber? Merric: Hell yeah! Abel took care of the western thief. The three others took care of the north fighters. Abel got the escaping thief. Got Merric forgot (again) the other village. Merric: So, with who are we? Abel, is that you? Abel: Yes. Merric: And you two are? Gordin: Gordin, the fail archer. Julian: Julian the thief! Merric: Okay, so we're all against the millions and millions of fangirls of Justin Bieber right? Marth: Yes... Merric: We're doomed. Abel: I know. Chapter 5: Hardin: Nyna! Stay here while I take care of Justin Bieber's army! Nyna: Wait what!? We're against Justin Bieber!? I must join the good side. Sorry! Hardin: ****! I must kill the Bieber idiot! Wolf, Sedgar come! Vyland, your lance! Vyland: Okay, but with what will I fight? Hardin: Nothing, you the south meatshield and Roshea will kill the dude. Vyland: Why? Hardin: Because your ugly and you suck. Marth: Ben Laden! Merric: No, it's Hardin. Marth: Oh... ???: Hey guys, can I join? Marth: Who are you and what can you do for us. ???: I'm a person from the same world as Justin Bieber but I also belong to the FE universe. Merric: FE7's tactician? ???: Indeed. I'm Jean but I'd be Jean-Marc or JeanMarc if IS would've made more spaces for the name. Merric: How did you come here? Jean: A rift in the space-time continuum. Marth: But we already have Malledus as a tactician. Jean: Who? Marth: But where is he? *Somewhere Else* Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: No! You're okay! Continue fighting! Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: No! Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: Can you say anything else? Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: **** that! Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: Okay, I'll take. Lyn: I'm carrying a couple of vulneraries in my satchel. They should heal me up. Would you get one for me? Malledus: Drink that! *****! *End of seeing another dimension* Jean: I think he's in the Sacae plains. Marth: Where? Jean: You don't need to know. Hardin took care of the upper side with Wolf and Sedgar. Marth, Merric, Julian and Gordin took care of the north ennemies. Abel went to give a hand to Hardin. Hardin: So, you guys are here to defeat Justin Bieber? Marth: Yeah, I must save Caeda. Julian: Lena... Gordin: I must see Norne once again. Merric: Ellice sacrificed herself for Marth. I will sacrifice myself for her. Jean: C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Hardin: Didn't see that one coming. Chapter 6: Julian: All those chests! Merric: A general! Abel: Indoors... Hardin: No other turban... Marth: I'm out of words... Jean: Me too. Marth: There's way too many chests. Jean: There's way too many thieves. Preparations: Julian: Hey, Jean! Jean: ... Julian: You know that I'm thief, don't you? Jean: No, it isn't obvious: You're small, got a bunch of knives and isn't good at fighting. You think that I'd think you're a Mercenary? Julian: No, it's that many of us here are a bunch of retards... Jean: Yeah I saw that... Julian took the chests. Gordin tanked the thieves. Abel got the North room and defeated the KE thief. I used Gordin as an archer bait. He survived. Jean: Hey, Marth, I found this in the treasure room when Julian was taking every item there. Marth: The Fire Emblem. Jean: Yes, the legendary Fire Emblem. The Fire Emblem, a shield that can open chests for NO ****ing reason! Marth: Yeah, Awesome! Here's my roster for now: Marth Level 12 HP:27 STR:10 MAG:0 SKL:8 SPD:13 LCK:16 DEF:9 RES:0 Abel Level 12 HP:28 STR:10 SKL:10 SPD:15 LCK:4 DEF:9 RES:0 Gordin Level 8 HP:24 STR:7 MAG:0 SKL:5 SPD:5 LCK:7 DEF:9 RES:0 Julian Level 4 HP:18 STR:5 MAG:0 SKL:6 SPD:12 LCK:8 DEF:4 RES:0 Merric Level 5 HP:22 STR:0 MAG:4 SKL:5 SPD:6 LCK:5 DEF:4 RES:4 Hardin Level 7 HP:24 STR:9 MAG:0 SKL:8 SPD:9 LCK:3 DEF:8 RES:1 Comparing to Averages: Marth: +1 HP, +/-0 STR, +/-0 MAG, +1 SKL, +1 SPD, +2 LCK, +/-0 DEF, +/-0 RES Pretty much blessed now. He's getting better. Abel: +1 HP, +/-0 STR, +/-0 MAG, -2 SKL, +3 SPD, +/-0 LCK, +/-0 DEF, +/-0 RES -2 SKL for +3 SPD and +1 HP. I really like that. Gordin: +2 HP, +1 STR, +/-0 MAG, +/-0 SKL, -1 SPD, +1 LCK, +1 DEF, +/-0 RES Losing some Speed for more HP, STR, LCK and DEF. Worth it as far as I see. Julian: +1 HP, +1 STR, +/-0 MAG, +/-0 SKL, +/-0 SPD, +1 LCK, +/-0 DEF, +/-0 RES Well, one level up can't decide it all, still has a lot of time to be screwed. Merric: +/0 HP, +/-0 STR, +/-0 MAG, +/-0 SKL, -1 SPD, +1 LCK, +/-0 DEF, +1 RES -1 SPD for 1 LCK and RES. Not that good. Hardin: +/-0 HP, +/-0 STR, +/-0 MAG, +1 SKL, +1 SPD, +/-0 LCK, +/-0 DEF, +/-0 RES Just a little bit more SKL and SPD. So, except Merric, everyone's growing nice.

Chapter 1: Caeda: Oh yeah! Marth: What are you listening? Caeda: I'll let you hear. Marth listens Marth: ugh... What the **** is that crap!? Gordin: Let me listen... It's Babe from Justin Bieber. Marth: So, our ennemy is a bad singer but still, has a lot of fangirls? Gordin: Exactly. Caeda: Wait, what? Justin is our ennemy!? Norne! Norne: What? Caeda: Justin Bieber is our ennemy. Norne&Caeda: Sorry guys, got to go! I'm going to marry an awesome dude! Hey! I'm going to marry him! Indeed, they both disappeared to the ennemies' side but people were too far away to see properly. Marth and Abel mainly weekened/killed ennemies and Gordin was getting the kills for a couple of them. Recruited Wrys for fun, he is a guy so can be usable but later I'm not going to use him. Marth: She got Caeda! Gordin: Norne... Marth: Don't worry, we'll have revenge sooner or later. Chapter 2: Ogma: I'll protect you and save Caeda from that idiot teenage boy. Bord: ... I'm going to rot and be useless! Cord: .. I'm going to have some earlygame use and then join Bord. Barst: We're all going to join Bord! Even Ogma will! Draug: Wait! Marth! Marth: What? Draug: Why are you using Abel when only you and Gordin want revenge. Marth: Because I heard from an Augury that Abel will fall in love during that war and she'll be on the ennemy's side. And remember: Rule 89 from a Video Game: An Augury always says the truth. Draug: Well, that explains it. So, I recruited Darros, had no choice but to kill the loyal-to-Caeda Castor. Abel, Marth and Gordin took care of the west while Cain and Cord took care of the bottom-left and the rest took care of the north. Looks like I'm going to have lots of extra axes for now. Chapter 3: Julian: Good thing I freed you Justin Bieber's fangirls. Lena: Wait! What!? I was jailed by Justin Bieber? I must return to them. Julian: ****! Hey, there are warrior down there, I might be able to join them! Julian came to the army to be able to save Lena later. Lena literally ran to jon Bieber's ranks and again, it was seperated between who I use and who I don't. The ones that I didn't use were taking care of the north and the three others took care of the east. Julian: Lena... That's it! I'm going to train to save Lena from that idiot! Marth: You're not the only one who wants revenge. I want it too. Gordin: So do I! Abel: Apparently I'll want it too sooner or later. Here's my roster for now: Marth Level 8 HP:23 STR:9 MAG:0 SKL:5 SPD:10 LCK:12 DEF:8 RES:0 Abel Level 9 HP:25 STR:8 MAG:0 SKL:9 SPD:13 LCK:4 DEF:8 RES:0 Gordin Level 5 HP:21 STR:7 SKL:4 SPD:4 LCK:5 DEF:8 RES:0 Julian Base Stats Comparing to averages: Marth: +/-0 HP +1 STR +/-0 MAG +/-0 SKL +/-0 SPD +/-0 LCK +/-0 DEF +/-0 RES So, a pretty basic Marth. The advance in STR is nice but other than that, really average. Abel: +/-0 HP -1 STR +/- 0 MAG -2 SKL +2 SPD +/-0 LCK +/- 0 DEF +/- 0 RES +2 SPD but -2 SKL and STR. Nothing much to say here. Hope he gets more STR and keeps getting the same SPD. Gordin: +1 HP +2 STR +/- 0 MAG +/-0 SKL -1 SPD +/-0 LCK + 1 DEF +/- 0 RES So, umm, except his weak speed, he his getting good level ups.

Today, some famous persons have access to power and manipulation. It's not like that since yesterday. It already happened a few hundred of years ago, in another dimension. Some kind of person from the future have been able to go to the past to try to conquer the world! Now, let's start by the prologue. Marth: Umm... What? What!? What's happening!? Soldier: An unknown army has been sent to try to kill you. I could be an escort to you but I'll let you by yourself to try to defeat these soldiers okay? Marth: Are you kidding!? Soldier: Goodbye! Marth: What the-? The Prologue I went the same thing as usual. Elice: Marth! Flee! I will distract him. Marth: hum.. O... kay... Why? I could just own them. I'm level 2! Elice: Run! You're the one they want! Marth: Okay, I will. Abel: Marth! Marth: Abel! Frey! You guys are here! Frey: We're going to help you! Marth: Cool! The Prologue II went without a problem. Marth and Abel got a couple of Level ups because they're important in the story. Marth: Okay, that took care of them. Abel: It looks like a cavalier and Paladin are coming! Marth: Wait.. what? Oh! It's Cain and Jagen. Cain: Marth. I'll say it calmly so it won't be a shock but your father died and Malledus abandoned Elice to the hands of our ennemy that we finally found the name thanks to Malledus. Marth: Woa... Thanks Cain, you told me so many thing that are shocking that I won't be psychologically perturbed. Hey, Malledus, what's the name of that ennemy? Malledus: J... Jus... Sorry, it's just that it's hard to say. Justin... Bieber. Justin Bieber, an apparently known singer. Marth: What the-? All of this makes no sense! Malledus: I know but who cares? It's still different as a story and new. Have you not seen that the whole army are girls. Abel: What he says is true, sir. Marth: Woa... So, you're telling me that all of this is kinda like a playthrough and a Fanfiction at the same time!? Malledus: Probably. Prologue III: Abel and Marth got most the kills. The playthrough is going to be male part of paired endings playthrough, Canon or not. Marth: It's weird to fight crazy fangirls. Abel: Indeed. Prologue IV: Gordin: Justin Bieber must die! Fangirl: YOU must die! Horribly! Marth will kill you and you're one of his soldiers and that will ruin his reputation! Mwahaha! Marth: Thanks for shouting the plan out loud! Jagen: Knights appearing. Must be killing them! Jagen died trying to defeat the knights. Obtained Gordin. Killed everything with Marth and Abel and tried to give some Exp to Gordin. Draug: Marth! your boat arrived! Marth: Okay, cool. Draug: I'm supposed to escort you. Norne: Sorry, I'm late, like in every playthrough I'm in. Why can't I find some time to arrive at the good moment!? Gordin: Norne! Norne: Gordin! Marth: Please don't repeat it like three times. Gordin: Okay. So, here's the end of the prologue. Marth Level 6 HP:22 STR:7 MAG:0 SKL:5 SPD:8 LCK:11 DEF:8 RES:0 Abel Level 5 HP:22 STR:6 MAG:0 SKL:9 SPD:10 LCK:2 DEF:7 RES:0 Gordin Base stats.

I'll try it.

I can change? Okay, I'll pick Navarre instead. I didn't see he was there.

Norne and Navarre.

Sorry, I didn't I'd be gone for 3 days with no access to Internet. I'm choosing Merric and Sedgar.