Dragoncat

Thank you for the sweet comment! Yeah it's just gonna be me, my parents, brother, and maybe grandma and grandpa this year, but I can't wait.

Happy Thanksgiving!

A new game is coming out called Fire Emblem Clean and it's aimed at little kids to teach them how to bathe. All the dragon lolis from the series appear to encourage the kids to wash their hair, armpits, butts, and crotches. For android and apple devices. I wish I didn't think the above was funny.

Because you have a paper bag for a face. Why didn't my Burger King taste very good this morning?

Granted, now you can hear what they're saying and it's always bad things about you. I wish a gold nugget would fall out of my ass.

MickeyMinnieGoofyPlutoDonaldParis1. Five characters, a number, and a capital. But what if we're the bad guys?

@Sooks

I wish the wind wasn't blowing so hard right now.

Your ideas are "good", but only to weeaboo neckbeards. I wish dragons were real and instead of airplanes we rode them.

Pedophiles somehow find it and take the footage of you naked in the bathtub when you were a baby and upload it to child porn sites and sell it. I wish my fanfic would write itself.

How is this a crime? I think Dimigrid is overrated.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it just lions too?

Your emulator breaks. I made inappropriate jokes about Beast!Miklan yesterday.

She shows you them and they are in the shape of a very ugly demon goblin with his dick out. I let Zihark die in my first playthrough of PoR.

Stop being assholes to each other! Why do I still find fart jokes funny?

Now the beef is yellow with blue polka dots. I wish my 3DS wasn't broken.

Because the crests are to blame. Why was Jeremiah a bullfrog?

A sci fi one so I can still have my video games. WYR eat oranges with Alm or chicken nuggets with Ingrid?

Now it is because every single person in Ohio does incest. It's illegal to not do it. There are cameras everywhere and SWAT teams show up if you fuck someone you're not related to. And Alabama is the new Florida. And Florida doesn't exist. I wish my cat would stop making litter box messes.

Now you have sex ed today. I wish I had a thousand dollars right now.

Granted, but he gets RNG screwed. I wish I lived in Cheyenne already.

I can see it being something Claude pulls off. Lol.

Wholesomeness every country in the world should aspire for.

The common belief of alpha and omega wolves is false. It resulted from researchers making unrelated wolves live together. In the wild, they are simply families. There are two parents and their offspring. When the offspring reach a certain age, they leave to form their own pack families. But in captivity when they're placed with non relatives, they will form a social system with alphas and omegas.

Because he wanted to annoy you. Why are my feet cold?