Maybe not horrible as in something mean, but I suffered through this and now you guys have to too.
For some god forsaken reason in highschool the definition of a douchebag came up. Like, not the slang definition. A guy asked me if I ever douched. Should have ignored him. But no, the trap had been opened. I told him there was no point in douching because "it's just gonna get dirty anyway", realized what I just said, and back pedaled and said I meant periods and the usual residue that's always there.