Gordon Freemeow

Let us commence a journey into the much-traveled topic of Sir Ninji's unendurable attempts to force us to experience the full spectrum of the Ninji Rainbow of Insurrectionism. For most of the facts I'm about to present, I have provided documentation and urge you to confirm these facts for yourself if you're skeptical. Inasmuch as I disagree with his accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet his speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines. Despite some perceptions to the contrary, if you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that he would rip apart causes that others feel strongly about. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Ninji could have made the same prediction. Mankind needs to do more to face our problems realistically, get to the root of our problems, and be determined to solve them. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that Ninji accuses me of being a liar. The only proven liar around here, however, is Ninji. Only a die-hard liar like Ninji could claim that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to his tactless, rebarbative prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers. The truth, in case you haven't already figured it out, is that he wants to alter, amend, abridge, and censor the record to point the finger of responsibility at others. Faugh. I might have been dreaming but I believe I once heard Ninji admit, sotto voce, that he has a strategy. His strategy is to resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Ninji. To recapitulate, I am confident that genuine patriots will perceive the veracity of my statements regarding Sir Ninji's clumsy conclusions. Complaint generator

Well I'm not one for telling your country how to handle itself. So I'll leave it at that. Economic problems are all over the world this is true, however I believe America was hit the hardest. We're not so bad over here in Scotland, so I don't think there's much that needs fixing. Personally, I never trust the bloody government, and I don't like law enforcement. So naturally I'd say just to destroy it all, as when there is a government power, there will always be abuse, and oppression of some sort. Limitations of what we can and can't do. The alternative though is probably chaos, as people can not function in large groups without some kind of leadership. So really there's no solution to that. I don't want the government in charge, but I don't like the alternative either, if that makes any sense? It's a losing battle I suppose. I still hold strong to my strong "fuck all police" stance though. This country needs better law enforcement.

Ooh, ooh, I know this one! :D They play D&D, right? Yes, then the man pokemon sticks his dice into the woman pokemon's dice cup.

When a man pokemon loves a woman pokemon...

oshi- Are you the lion? D: No.

And it ends with a knife in the flesh. *stabs Nini* Alternatively, anything that can pierce, cut, blundgeon him or set him on fire is fine. Use this! *gives crowbar* Did someone say... Crowbar?

School is just another form of government oppression. A method they use to beat their government approved curriculum into your mind.

Did someone say... Kitty?

Aye, I assume we're talking about American politics? Personally I don't follow them. I'm not American, so the way America does business matters not to me, as I have no say in the matter. Quite annoying when I see other brits or people not in America arguing over American politics. The American centralized point of view shall never die I suppose. I'm not a big fan of law and government myself. Fuck all police, and down with all riot teams. They suck at keeping the neds off of the streets they claim they wish to do so badly.

Signature contains a paradox.

Diablo 3 might look promising. The cultists coming out of nowhere is a bit odd though. 8D

There's a couple of other good gems like that. Ever heard of Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em? YES.

Oh my... Hey Jay, you know what bondage is? Something like a sex slave, right? Being chained and then being clothed with bondages, then being at the sexual whim of the assaulter? Except that it may be consensual. Key word there, is "may".

Listen to this bloke.

Which saddens me, although I knew that, but I'm saying taking it to video games is going too far. How can sex everywhere sadden you!? It just makes it easier to get laid, you just reach out and take some. ;D Everyone is a physical virgin in the internet. This is true.

Which saddens me, although I knew that, but I'm saying taking it to video games is going too far. How can sex everywhere sadden you!? It just makes it easier to get laid, you just reach out and take some. ;D

No, I'm freaked out that there's sex in video games! : O That's been around since the Atari. LOLOLOLOL

There are things called story, drama, and romance. THOSE THINGS DO NOT EXIST. They do. They're called "foreplay." You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

THERE WAS AN OLD FARMER WHO LIVED ON A ROCK HE SAT IN THE MEADOW JUST SHAKING HIS FIST AT SOME BOYS WHO WERE DOWN BY THE CRICK THEIR FEET IN THE WATER THEIR HANDS ON THEIR MARBLES AND PLAY THINGS

There are things called story, drama, and romance. THOSE THINGS DO NOT EXIST.

It's one of the "since they both brawl online together -> lovers" Because Brawl is a dating simulator. Obviously. *slowly starts pushing brawl into the back of game cabinet* Not all dating sims involve sex. They're just pointless then!

High bored me, and made me feel like I was wasting me time. So I dropped out. Never been happier.