Candlejack
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Like Yahtzee said, I'd give this the "LIKE GOD OF WAR BUT" sticker...
But this gets the "LIKE GOD OF WAR" sticker.
Except it isn't, well, fun.
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*Gets up off the floor and then wipes off some of the beer on his chin*
"Shit, how long was I out?"
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Stupid Negro
Oh wait...
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You've... never heard of 4chan?
You fail.
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"Given that I survived a bullet to the back of the head and an electrocution, not to mention worse outside of this bar, I'll be fine".
*Drinks more milk before heading out back for more milk*
*Once I return*
Also Candle, there's a hefty sum on your head."Heh, no goddamn way. Wondering who was stupid enough to bounty on a fella with rapid regeneration..."
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That died pages ago...
/b/ is an abomination that should be exterminated. I wouldn't touch it with a 9001-foot pole.
i kno rite
Well it has one hell of an archive but other wise yeah.
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*Drinks more milk*
"..........."
*Drinks more milk*
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No RP, I'm pretty sure pulling my strings means something else entirely.
Like, if I was pulling you're strings, I'd be controlling you behind the scenes.
Then again I suppose I understand you'd be distracted with so much underage vagina.
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Win:
Amelia can be proved to be better than Sofiya.
Fail:
Amelia can be proved to be better than Sofiya.
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"What is it with you and me BK? Is it just that I look prettier or are you some sort of goddamn mercenary out for me?"
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I really feel like I'm pulling your strings here, you know. No matter what you end up doing, my goal is accomplished.
Musashi: No, I didn't know that, but for some reason I get the feeling that they'll rebuild before they leave.
1. You're pulling MY strings? I don't think you're using the right phrase.
2. They cannot rebuild over 9000 pages of sheer wastrel.
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*Gets up and drinks more milk*
"No matter how many times you try BK it does nothing to me".
*Throws the glass at BK's head before calling for another milk*
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You see, the sad thing is, no matter what happens with this guy's plans, I win in the end. Either this guy succeeds in crashing FE4 thread, and people from FE4 Thread have to post out here for a change, or he fails, and the people in FE4 thread come to this topic to make fun of him, in which they still come out here, meaning I win.
So in the end, I really need to deliver a well-written Thank-You note to whoever started this topic, as he/she most certainly deserves it.
The cocky ones are always the first to go.
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THE AMOUNT OF TOTAL PAGE NUMBERS IS OVER 9000!!!
Speaking of which, who has been on /b/ recently? Only go on there for habbo raids but still.
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You might just end up discovering, to your horror, that /b/ isn't your personal army.
Like I said, there will be manipulation involved.
Step 1. Open up a discussion on /b/ in the FE4 Thread.
Step 2. Eventually begin to mock /b/.
Step 3. Bring this attention to /b/ and tell them to defend their honor as Anonymous.
Step 4. They attack.
Step 5. The thread becomes so shitstormed that it is required to be closed.
I'm starting right now.
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*Falls to the ground in convulsions, but not before firing a round in BK's head per nerve reaction*
*Then gets back up from the ground*
"Some twits never learn. I'll just keep getting up".
*Sits back down at the bar and holsters his remaining weapon*
"More milk please..."
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There is only one way to fight this thing.
And that thing is something we all despise. Something that is horrendously dangerous and terrifying that only this force can defeat the FE4 Thread.
I must call upon the powers of /b/
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He basically spins around before dividing his foe in half.
Dunno why it isn't called Cyclone.
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Enjoy failing at that.
No. Failure is not an option.
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*Drops the gun aiming at RP, but is still aiming for BK's head*
"Look pal, if you see me walk back from a bullet to the back of the head, you think a goddamn chain is going to kill me?"
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*Walks through the door, sitting down at the bar*
"Can I get some milk?"
*Takes out both of his Colts, aiming one at BK and one at RP*
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The FE4 Thread cannot and will not be able to get competition. no, I need to think of a flawless plan capable of dismantling the thread.
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*Smiles before falling onto the table*
*Minutes later, gets up off of the table before directly dislodging the bullet from the beck*
*Turns to BK201*
"I suggest you start running".
*Lets him start running before muttering incoherently to himself*
"Goddamn fucks think they can take me..."
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No. That was text. Are you aware of the phrase "pictures say a thousand words?"
If I manage to coerce the thread into repeatedly posting such pictures then I can get the attention of the mods, forcing them to either leave it open so further posting of such pictures continues without pause, or until they close the thread, ending the barrage.
Favorite FF game?
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I wish there was a X-2 option. For worst at least.
But yeah, FF7 has not aged well at ALL. Actually, most of the new FF's are otakufag's dream games which feature pretty graphics and, quite literally, little else.
Much more to be desired in FF13. Not even a Cloud Strife twin for a main character can help that.
Best play something else. Or an older FF game, but they're all rather meh in general. The fanboys like to overrate horseshit and Squeenix has endless amounts of money to help pay off reviewing sites (lolGSpot/IGNorance) to boost reviews by, say, 3 points.