Candlejack
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You can't call it Mario if it ain't got... well, you know.
But I actually ENJOY Mario if only for one thing: his incredible patience, I mean SERIOUSLY! What kind of man saves the same dumb bitch OVER and OVER and OVER again when he could have some other, slightly hotter broad?
It shows faith. And unmeasurable patience. Peach needs new fucking guards.
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HOLY HELL I played SamSho collection! That game is awesome; what do you have it for, maybe we can trade codes.
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When I say "other" I mean a few other Laguz royals. I'd say Giffca counts as well as Naesala.
But he isn't really BROKEN per say- just when compared to the TRULY broken royals does he seem merely "good."
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That's all fair, but he only doubles FREAKING KNIGHTS.
And he's doubled by everything thrown at him. It's annoying.
Thinking of using my far-superior Nolan for Urvan.
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Well, that last comment seemed bull-headed of me. What I meant was the only game that one COULD likely purchase nowadays is Orange Box.
I did try out Capcom Collection a couple hours ago at a Costco- they need a freakin sequel for Commando.
Also a worthy selection is the Hitman Trilogy. Forgot for which system... But they're all great games.
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Well, I'm happy my reception is more than warm here. Now as long as I don't run into Endgame...
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He kills Est's. Although even a level 9 Julian could beat Est...
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Wait, so we are recommending GAMES of other games?
Hell, the only one worth mentioning nowadays is Orange Box.
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Favorite classes are Berserkers, Assassins, and Sentinels.
Least favorites are Falco Knights.
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It seems my Boyd in this current playthrough of mine did something to piss of the RNG.
Level 20/9 Reaver (Is that the right class name?) with, and I quote:
60 HP
32 STR
5 MAG
27 SKL
25 SPD
20 LCK
24 DEF
12 RES
That's right. Not ONCE did my Boyd ever experience a Res +1.
Anna, wherever you are, go suck Skirmir's shlong.
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Dheginsea playable? Don't give IS any ideas, we already have Tibarn, Caineghis, Nailah, and a bunch of other broken Laguz Royals.
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Samson, because Arran looks like a serial killer.
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Well, it's an addition to the compilation.
And I tried it on the PC, it is laggy as hell.
Also recommend the new Batman, Paper Mario 64 or Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, and Metal Gear Solid 4.
All great games.
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I hate Fable series. But I love blood and gratuitous amounts of organs piling up the screen.
I'm gonna stay away from this spiraling-downward franchise...
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Every Final Fantasy character ever. The Pong paddles have more personality than those twits.
Also hate the majority of Fire Emblem lords because they have the SAME DAMN PERSONALITY EVERY GAME.
Micaiah-Sue certainly hasn't helped. Hell, the only GOOD lord after Sigurd was Hector.
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I'm referring to the FE11 incarnations.
To be fair, I'll refer to the latter one as "Sedgar."
Although Wolf can keep his name...
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If you have a PS3 or Xbox 360, get BioShock- it's freakin good.
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Holy sh*t. My FAVORITE game?
Well, there are many that stick out in my mind no doubt about it.
Pokemon GSC, Paper Mario 64, LoZ: Ocarina of Time, MGS4, etc.
But the GREATEST game IMO?
BioShock. It has better overall reviews than the ORIGINAL Perfect Dark, ALL Metal Gears save Solid, every single Final Fantasy game ever, ever Call of Duty ever; it even beat Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
I mean, f*ck. The only FPS's that beat it are Halo 1, Half-Life 2, and Goldeneye. It's even getting itself a movie deal, regardless of quality, and is having one of the biggest hypes in history with its sequel.
What does that tell you?
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That and its just that his godly Sex Growth of 313% rivals only Valtome's 285%.
Although I must question the kind of Magic User he is with a 55% STR growth and 35% MAG growth...
Oh, and I chose Renning as well because other than Aran, he has the highest DEF growth in the game...
With his availability though, it matters little.
OH, and I think Haar is the third best character to use in all of Fire Emblem, inferior only to Wolf and Zagaro.
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1.) What if we had a disappointing plot-twist character who serves as filler for 4E with no redeeming qualities?
Oh wait we already have Renning.
2.) What if we had a group with only two or three decent characters and the rest are doubled or 0-KO'd?
Oh wait we already have the Dawn Brigade.
3.) What if we had someone who fights for their friends?
Oh wait we already have Ik-
*Shot*
EDIT: Oh, and smash_fanatic's first chain of posts on page 1 have a hypocrisy.
When you are explaining Gatrie's ridiculousity, (I KNOW IT IS NOT REAL WORD) you make Shinon request tanking.
But then when you explain how Shinon is ridiculous, he says he needs no tanking. That he is tank.
This means we have the Mighty Five:
Ike, Haar, Shinon, Gatrie, and Mordecai. One more and we have the Sinister Six, two more and we get the Magnificent Seven.
Somebody who is good at Photoshop could make these five a part of a band or something. Call it the "Ragnell Ragers" or "Urvansmith."
We add Kyza, we could call it "Queen."
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Yeah so in case you haven't noticed, I decided upon my username by determining the creepiest and downright inappropriate pairing ever, titled "Beorc Filler Shipping."
This in no way makes me seem like a creepy pairing person. If anybody ON the forums can be applied to that term. But I digress.
I started FE after a run-through of FE5, and despite its praise from other fans, I prefer FE9 as a personal favorite because of Oliver, A.K.A, the most beautiful man alive, prettier than Hetzel and Gharnef combined.
I hate most lords, especially Micaiah and Lyn, and prefer using the characters that hit harder than those that dink armor many times. Oh, and I'm a SoCal person with a bunch of people living under the same roof, etc etc.
Hope to be a contributing member for FE.
So about the username...
in Introductions
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No u.
It's ValtomeXZelgius.
And no, it is Sephiran/Aura