Zephrion

That's the kind of thing I'd expect to hear from Metal Rabbit. You sure you're not him?

Hika? I thought his name was Hiccup.

The Hamburgler. He and Munchlax would compete for the most Cheezburgers.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Then we're gonna need more comments like those. Seriously, that was really funny.

Wouldn't a Phoenix Down kill the zombie completely?

Perhaps, but Marth's is more pronounced. (And awesome.) Perhaps Dancing Blade is more suited to Marth... I could see it being made into a mastery skill. (Perhaps with a different name though.)

And now it's a zombie. ._.

Your name gives me bad dreams. ._. Welcome to the forest. Generic greeting brought to you by the one and only Zephrion. Oh yeah, and feel free to burn everything. It's like a rite of passage.

This story deserves a new word to describe it's epicness and funniness. I shall dub it, EPILOLZ.

Hmm... If Great Aether is to Aether, Critical Hit must be to Hit. So Marth must have Hit. The logic says so.

It's fine. I kind of half-assed that story anyway. XD Honestly, I just felt like writing something.

Cool, one less thing to worry about. And for Wist, it doesn't seem like the Dodge Command is too bad... It just doesn't always dodge in the direction you want it to. However, I don't use it much anyway, since the combat isn't overly difficult. On a final note, the Susano Powerslash sequences are awesome.

Isaac should have been playable. I would trade in any character to see him playable.

Okay, story time. I apologize for the time it took Metal Rabbit. Zephrion: So… Why did you fire Paul again? Dragonblader: Because I hated him. Zephrion: …Why did you hate him? Dragonblader: Because I hated him. Zephrion: Uh…huh… Well, do you want to hear my story? It’s full of action, adventu— Dragonblader: No thanks. *Leaves* Zephrion: :( *Sees CGV* Hey, CGV! You got a minute? CGV: Sure, what do you want? *Walks over* Zephrion: Want to hear my story? It’s full of action, adventure, and overall epicness. CGV: Hmm… Well I do like me a good epic… Sure, go ahead. Zephrion: Cool! * White mist fills the room* THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO… -2 years ago- Our story begins at an old orphanage… Zephrion: Hmm… Is it just me, or does the grub today taste dirt? Generic Unit #32785: It always tastes like dirt… Zephrion: Ah, yes. How could I forget… -Cranky Lady appeared!- Cranky Lady: Dinner time’s over! Go to bed! Everyone: Aww… -In Zephrion’s Room- Zephrion: Hm? *Spots a letter and a present on bed* What’s this… *Opens letter and reads it* Letter: Dear Zephrion, this is the father you never knew you had until now. Sorry about ditching you in that old orphanage and everything… I was really drunk one night… And one thing led to another, and next thing you know, I was at the police station. Then they put you in the orphanage. I hope this present will make things up for you. Greetings from Hawaii, your Dad. Zephrion: Huh. Well that was odd. Present time! *Rips open wrapping to reveal a Tornado tome* Oooooh… -The next night- Cranky Lady: Dinner time’s over! Go to bed! Everyone: Aww… Zephrion: Make me. Everyone: Oooooooooh… Cranky Lady: Oh, I’ll make you alright! -The Cranky Lady hit Zephrion with her purse!- -Zephrion took 24 Damage!- Zephrion: Ouch! Take this! Random Backwards Japanese Gibberish That I Can Somehow Understand! *Tornado appears and sucks up the Cranky Lady* Everyone: Yay!!! *The Tornado then goes wild and destroys the entire orphanage* Everyone: …BOO!!! Zephrion: Oops… Blinky: I say we beat him up! Pinky: I say we hit him over the head with a baseball bat! Inky: I say we push him over and kick him! Clyde: I say we rip his limbs off, toss him in a pot of boiling water, and eat him! Everyone: … Clyde: …What? Random Guy: Hey! He’s gone! Random Guy2: What!? *Looks around, but Zephrion is nowhere to be found* That dastard thinks he can get away… After him!!! -Meanwhile, at the edge of a familiar forest…- Zephrion: Phew… Good thing I had the sense to get away while they were thinking about maiming me… What are they so worked up about anyway? I thought they hated that place! Then again, they have nowhere else to go… Oh well, not my problem anymore… Random Guy: I think he’s over here! Zephrion: Better lay low in this forest for a while… -Present Day- Zephrion: And I’ve been here ever since! Hiding away from those bloodthirsty kids for two whole years… CGV: That was the least epic story I’ve ever heard. *Leaves* Zephrion: :( ???: YES! I’ve finally found you! Zephrion: You spent two years looking for me in this forest? How the hell did you survive!? Clyde: I resorted to cannibalism. Zephrion: Eww… Clyde: Now I believe we have unfinished business… *Takes out fork and knife* Zephrion: o_o; AHHHHHH!!! *Runs away* Clyde: Hey! Get back here! *Chases* And Clyde was never seen again. Zephrion, however, returned in two days. When asked if he was hungry, he simply replied, “No thanks, I just ate.”

I have a website named after me. First and last name in the URL and everything. EDIT: Ah, looks like the website is actually for a movie named after me. Man, I'm popular. As for Zephrion, I apparently stole my name off a seafood restaurant. Also, the first result is a link to the sitcom. Lolz.

Here you go, one million Chocolate Coins. Don't eat it all at once. $10,000 and One Lord Voldemort. Have a nice day. The Bank is now hiring. You'll be working 23 hour shifts, at the rate of 75 cents an hour. Apply within.

Just beat the first real dungeon. I am really liking this game... Honestly, I think it rivals Twilight Princess. One question though... At the beginning of the game, Issun says you should keep multiple saves files, in case you miss something important. Are there any times in the game where this can actually happen, or is it just scare tactics? No spoilers pl0x.

Since I'm not paid enough to know what that is, I'll just deposit 1,000,000 Chocolate Coins. Hmmmmmmmm... Well, everything seems to be in order. Here you go Zephrion, 100 Gold. Actually, because of our daily interest rate, you now have -Over 9000 Dollars.

I did. Did you guys not really like the AC Music? I thought most of it was good to an extent, though The Roost is really unfit for battle music. -And now for something completely different- Sonic Heeerooooooes, Sonic Heeerooooooes! Find you, convide you, DIVIDING A BLAZE! Sonic Heeeroooo-- *Brick'd* You know what this game needed? What I'm Made Of. That song was, Bad. Ass.

Hang on a minute... Okay. All transactions from people other than you, Past, Present, and Future, are as of now irreversible. Your account balance is $1. Have a nice day.

I was hoping that wasn't the case... If they screw with the Kirby series, I'm gonna march on down to HAL Labs and sucker punch each and every employee involved.

Oh. How may I help you?

I'm afraid Zpehrion doesn't work here anymore... He moved on to a much higher paying job. Living it up in California while us regular folks have to work to make a living!!!