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is questioning his existence again.
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You exist to serve me hand and foot. Now get me a donut. Or a pie.
Or a donut pie. That would be good. I think you should make a donut pie, scratch that, a dozen donut pies, and give them to ALL your friends. And me. Y'know, maybe that's your purpose. To invent the donut pie. It would be amazing. Go do that and maybe you'll stop having to serve me. Even though you don't in the first place. But don't tell anyone.
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