Kaire Koschuken

#2 hopscotcher

Is actually a squirrel in disguise

Is an explosive mime.

I think Denny's has a drive thru...

Hey, just because I've had six quadruple bypasses in the past month doesn't mean that I am fat T_T

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi, I'm a doctor. You: I can answer medical questions, and even make a prescription if necessary. Stranger: oh really now? can i get some dope yo You: What are your symptoms? Stranger: i have insomnia You: You should sleep. You have disconnected.

New troll log. Yay me. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Horny f willing to cam cyber? You: Maybe. Stranger: Age & sex? You: 19 f Stranger: 17 m Stranger: Wanna? You: I don't know... You: You have to chat a girl up first. You: And don't you want to know about me? ;P Stranger: True, and I'd love to, You: Well what do you want to know? Stranger: Tell me what you think I should nknow, You: Well, I'm white. You: I'm 5'7: You: *5'7" You: I have natural red hair. You: And...well, I have 36 D's. You: Oh, and green eyes. Stranger: Well I'm 6'0 You: Keep going =) Stranger: I actually have red hair too, You: Cool! Stranger: 7" full hard Stranger: And blue eyes, You: Mmmm.... You: Oh, I have one more thing I forgot to mention. Stranger: Yeah, You: I have a twelve inch penis. You have disconnected.

Fridays isn't fast, is it?

I actually found a decent girl on there once. Turned out to be ugly as hell though.

Or maybe you've met the love of your life. Lolno. Even if that happened, you'd probably just start off with a cheesy opening line like, "You're about to get raped", and she'd run away.

I've been going on Omegle to help manage the quickly declining amount of social interaction I'm going to be having. I'd like to see what funny stuff you guys have encountered and said on there. If no one else will do it, go ahead and comment on the ones I leave here. I take pride in my work. I'll kick this off: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny? You: A little. Stranger: m/f? You: F. Stranger: age? You: 19 Stranger: do you have webcam or pics? You: Not right now...not my computer. Stranger: :( You: I can give you a description if you want. Stranger: sure :) You: 5'7", red hair, green eyes. You: I wear a size 3 dress. You: and I'm a 34 C Stranger: damn girl where you live? You: Dallas, TX Stranger: damn i live in ny i was hoping for a nice fuck You: I actually live in Jersey. You: Just here for a gymnastics competition. Stranger: i live in buffalo though but your a gymnast! thats sexy You: Been doing it for 16 years. Stranger: i like that alot Stranger: i bet your a freak You: Sorta ;P You: I can put my legs behind my head. Stranger: would i be able to fuck you that way? You: Probably. Stranger: damn You: I like standing up though. Stranger: whatever works for you Stranger: do you ever go near buffalo? You: Not really :/ You: But I do go to NYC a bit. Stranger: eh that does not really help Stranger: you have a facebook i may go to the nyc area sometime You: No...my facebook got deleted. Stranger: phone? You: My friend hacked it and started sending out naked pictures... Stranger: oh thtas bad but do you have a phone? You: Yeah. Stranger: maybe we could exchange some pics ;) You: Perhaps >;P Stranger: you have verizon? You: Sprint. Stranger: darn whats your number? You: Just a second..lemme get it. I've been getting numbers so often that I don't need to remember mine XD You: It's... You: 1-800- Fuck you, I'm a guy, you stupid, stupid fuck. Roflmaololololzzbbq. Get a life, and quit trying to fuck strangers. You have disconnected.

That argument makes me want to add a new top tier for Chick-Fil-A.....

Yeah, it is expensive, but the fries are great. <.< Waffle.

Let's also not forget about the free chicken or whatever that KFC was giving out. That was just...annoying. I didn't get any. They didn't make me enough. The only thing redeeming them is popcorn chicken and the heart attack on a not-bun. Also, there's Boston Market if anyone else remembers...

I mentioned the root beer, yes. And I find it a tad ironic that KFC, being at the top of the list, is often operated jointly with Taco Bell, the bottom. Ever seen a KFC Taco Bell? XD

I endorse chic fil a as good. It is. And someone please say they've been to a Culver's....the burgers, the root beer and other drinks, the custard, the CHEESE CURDS........-gasm-

Getting laid doesn't make you not perverted. Actually...it might make you more perverted.

Also, are there any A&W's around any more? It was great food and the best root beer ever tasted by humans.

Actually, no. There is no law banning the sale of M rated games to anyone in the United States. It's a company policy. An infant can go out and buy GTA IV if they've got money. Now...employees are often bound to card you to keep their jobs...but never to stay out of prison. There is one related law in Utah however, that makes it illegal for video game stores to advertise carding, but not implement it. Thanks a lot, JT. But I don't live in mormonland Utah, so I'm fine.

Needs more people....actually, more talkative people. I've been on for hours and no one has said anything at all.

Burger King and McD's should be lower, and McD should be ahead of BK. Reasoning: They both are shit compared to good fast food, but BK has much worse service. Seriously, I've had my order screwed up there so many times that I might just blow one up for the hell of it. "Double bacon, plain, please." "Here's your single deluxe chicken with the works." "-_- You disappoint me." You have also forgotten to mention Culver's, the greatest fast food chain to ever exist in this universe. I recommend adding a new tier for it. -drool- Oh, and Steak 'N Shake. About restaurant quality food, but kinda slow sometimes. Probably High or High Mid.

I would also add that stores should not take morality into their own hands. It's just annoying. I'm 17 now, but when I was 16, I was just as ready to play M games. Stores like Gamestop shouldn't be carding people if there's no law against the sale of the games. I reserved a copy of Mass Effect two with an eighteen year old friend present, but when I came to pick it up, the douche at the counter went out of his way to keep me from picking it up. [Also seems strange, considering that it is a STORE that is supposed to SELL things...] So I brought my dad in. Yay for wasting an hour or so and making me much less likely to buy from there.... Fuck Jack Thompson